Re: A very OP Christmas Part 1...

[Pockets]

Moira nods knowingly.

Moira: Ah, so that's why. Sounds about normal.

[Cryonix]

Ben: ....Normal?

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: You ever seen a woman in labour before Ben?

[Cryonix]

Ben: Ewan, my dad told me once...either be the smartest man in the room...or the bravest. A woman in labor affords neither of those things...

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: Your time will come........

Alex gets Lexi into the tub.

[Pockets]

Moira: Now, Ewan... when it's my daughter wot's 'avin' babies up there I think my time for that is jus' about up.

Alexis: Ow..... ooohhhh

She goes from ready to throw the nearest reachable thing to wearing the most relaxed smile.

[Cryonix]

Jillian and Amanda emerge from the bedroom wearing their white bikinis. Jillian hops in the tub and starts to get Alexis comfortable. The salts seem to purify the water, not letting the crimson color become too apparent....

Jillian: Nikki, Jessica if you would please bring the towels and put one behind Lexi's head and shoulders. Amanda...hop in.

[Pockets]

Nikki: You mean we're actually going to see this?

Jessica pulls the gaping Nikki over to the towels.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex looks at Lexi's reaction and the cleanliness of the water.

Alex: Guess that means the mix worked......

Amanda gets into the water.

Ewan: Don't forget how young you still are.... I don't think Jilly would say no to having more.....

[Pockets]

Moira: ... you don't think...? 'As that conversation actually come up?

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: She's been dropping hints.....

[Pockets]

Moira: Oh, really? Loik wot?

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: Oh, just stuff like "My babies are all grown up and gone." .....and...... "You know, I'm still capable of having more" .... she also bought a T-Shirt that says baby maker....

[Pockets]

Moira: That ain't droppin' 'ints... that's 'itin' you with 'im.

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: I know..... you know how she gets around young-uns......

[Cryonix]

Upstairs, Jillian can be heard....

Jillian: No, Alexis....breathe. Do your Lemas.......LEMAS IS NOT SNORING, LEXI! I know the salts are comfortable but......DAMNIT LEXI WAKE UP!

[Pockets]

Jessica and Nikki walk back with the towels in the middle of Jillian's trying to wake Alexis. They exchange glances.

Jessica: Did we put in too much?

[Cryonix]

Jillian: No...not at all. She's just......enjoying the effects too much.

[Pockets]

Alexis: ... heh....

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Alright....we need to begin. Lexi, what I need you to do is.....oh....Damn, Mandy she's crowning early. I'm going to call out certain things I'll need you to hand me, alright?

....Alex, you might want to sit down......

[Pockets]

Nikki: Oh, woah... ok... time to go....

[Cruel Britannia]

Amanda; Sure thing.... lets do this....

Mand gets the delivery kit on standby and looks like a quaterback ready for the hike.....

Alex sits on the edge of the tub holding Lexi's hand.

[Pockets]

Alexis looks up at Alex curiously.

Alexis: What's all the fuss... wow, that feels... interesting....

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Alright Lexi.....ready to feel like you just got fucked by an elephant? No....Great. PUSH!

[Pockets]

Alexis: AAAhhh! That does NOT feel like Alex!

Moira: I'll pretend I didn't 'ear that....

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