Re: A very OP Christmas Part 1...

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:10 pm

Alex: Yup..... yup..... resting.....just laying there in bed.... resting..... good idea.

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:14 pm

fap, fap, fap....'Oh Alex'....fap, fap, fap....'I never thought it could be like this, Alexis'....fap, fap, fap....'victory lap'....fap, fap, fap....

Gabe: Heh...brings back more memories, don't it?

Pockets Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:14 pm

Alexis: I'm starting to wonder if this took more out of you than me....

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:16 pm

Alex: Oh.... it took something out of me alright.....

*cough*

.... not as much as you though obviously....

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:17 pm

Gabe: Don't think you can continue to ignore me!

Pockets Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:20 pm

Alexis: What?

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:21 pm

Alex's inner monologue: Damnit Gabe..... I'm going to deal with this matter.... but I'll have to do it myself....

*Looks down at his still broken right hand

....shit....

Alex: Well I mean you were doing all the ...hard work.

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:22 pm

Gabe: Still....she is the mother of your children. Children she just had....so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-Ciz4u8Yo

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:24 pm

Alex's inner monolgue: Actually that's a myth.... most women actually report things healing up...... tighter......SON OF A BITCH!

Pockets Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:24 pm

Alexis stares at the hand.

Alexis: Oh that's what that noise was! I'm so sorry!

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:25 pm

Gabe: Victory is mine!

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:26 pm

Alex: Don't worry sweetie.... it'll be fine.... just haven't had time to salt it yet.....

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:27 pm

Gabe: I hear protein is good for healing bones....that...or mother's milk. Very Happy

Pockets Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:30 pm

Alexis is now the very picture of the image the Gabe-voice put in Alex's head, slumped back, tousle haired, and pouting.

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:33 pm

Alex double takes at Alexis.

Alex: Sure you're OK sweetie? You're..... pouting a little.....

Pockets Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:35 pm

Alexis: I just... didn't realize I was squeezing that hard. Then I didn't give you a chance to take care of it.

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:39 pm

Gabe: Yes....take care of it...right in the friggin' car!

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:40 pm

Alex: Hey.... don't let that bother you cutie.... I barely felt it..... and you didn't stop me from treating it.... I just haven't had time yet......

"Ignore the innuendo Alex, ignore it."

Pockets Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:44 pm

Alexis: Will you be able to take care of it at the hospital?

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:46 pm

Alex: Nah.... they don't really have any treatments for it..... Don't worry about it.... I'm good.... let's just get you back to 100%

Pockets Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:49 pm

Alexis: It's just a check up... a very long check up.

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:55 pm

Alex: Yes.... well.... I still need to make sure you're properly taken care of...... hospital staff have no idea how to properly care for my angel.... and the little angels.....

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:57 pm

Gabe: Hmmm....sex in a hospital gown. Never done in our family before....OH WAIT...YES IT WAS...BY YOU TWO!

Pockets Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:57 pm

Alexis: You do realize they have been trained for years to do just that, right?

Cruel Britannia Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:01 am

Alex: They can treat..... but only I know how to care for my wife and children obsessively.....

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