Re: A very OP Christmas Part 1...

[Pockets]

Alexis: I'm alright... really....

Despite her protestations, she does let Alex help her sit, and promptly clutches her belly a little awkwardly.

Alexis: Oooh... they're having a real wrestling match in there....

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Um...... MUUUUUM!?

[Cryonix]

Jillian walks over....holding an Ouzo bottle....and a ping pong ball...

Jillian: Ewan, I only did this in college....I....Hey, Lexi are you alright?

[Pockets]

Alexis: Yeah... everyone can stop asking me that.... ah...OW!

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex points at Lexi's belly.

Alex: Ow? No Ow... why is there ow?

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Calm down Alex, ain't nothin' wrong with teh baby maker...

Jillian touches Alexis's stomach....then her chair...

Jillian: Lexi, have you been having subtle, sharp pains all day?

[Pockets]

Alexis: I guess. They've been getting really active lately.

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan subtly positions himself behind Alex.

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Alexis...that's not them being active. Honey, those are contractions.

[Pockets]

Alexis stares at Jillian.

Alexis: Now?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex's knees buckle and Ewan catches him.

Ewan: There it is.....

Alex: I'M HAVING A BABY!

[Cryonix]

Jillian: No, Alex. You're fainting. Lexi...is having a baby. Actually....three. Amanda, dear? Mum is going to need your help, sweetie.

[Cruel Britannia]

Amanda: WHAT DO YOU NEED MUM?

[Pockets]

Alexis: Wait... no... no that can't be right.... It's not February yet... it's not even next year yet.... OW!

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Ok, Alexis. I'll hold off while you scold your unborn children that they are coming out too early. .....No rush...I'll wait....

[Pockets]

Alexis glares at Jillian.

Alexis: Fuck. You.

[Cryonix]

From the kitchen....

Gabe: That's not...actually a possibility.....is it?

[Cruel Britannia]

Erin: I smell labour....

The kitchen clears.

[Pockets]

Alexis picks up a sheep from the nearby Nativity scene and chucks it into the kitchen.

Nikki: Incoming... sheep?

[Cruel Britannia]

Erin: OK..... Mandy go get some hot towels.....

Amanda: What for?

Erin: The fuck should I know? .... They do it in the movies....

.... the rest of you go wake Alex the fuck up....

[Pockets]

Alexis sighs.

Alexis: Well, if no one else is going to maybe I should try to drive myself to the hospital....

She starts to get up.

Alexis: ... OW!

[Cryonix]

Jillian: How? Do you plan on wedging yourself in to the myriad of tiny sports cars in the driveway? Just sit here and relax....you DO have two DOCTORS here, remember? Mandy, go get the towels. Nikki, Jessica? Could you two go upstairs and start filling the big whirlpool bath? There is a special bag of salts called 'baby formula' on the counter...add that to very warm water. Micah, Jayden and Gabriel? I need you to start clearing up the master bedroom for ease of use. Ewan, please go to the hospital and pick up that home delivery kit we set up months ago. Alex.....


...yeah...guys...wake up Alex. Now MOVE!

[Pockets]

On the way to get the bath ready, Nikki "accidentally" kicks Alex.

Nikki: Someone should probably call Lexi's side of the family too.

Alexis sits back down, clearly in a foul mood.

Alexis: Come on, everybody watch! Maybe we should sell tickets.

[Cruel Britannia]

Mandy: TowelsTowelsTowelsTowels....

Ewan hands Alex over to Gabe.

Ewan: I'm on it.....

He's is gone and a car is heard screeching away from the house.

[Cryonix]

Jillian: I know what you're going through, hon...however please understand....

....I can knock you out without the pleasant sleep of drugs. Calm. the. fuck. down. and let me do what I do.

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