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Post  Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:41 pm

Alexis: I sat back down, didn't I? This just isn't very comfortable... and my loving husband isn't exactly being a huge help. OW....
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Post  Cruel Britannia Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:44 pm

Gabe and Jay both slap Alex.... hard.

Alex: BABIES!...... OK I'm back.... let's do this.......

He rushes to Lexi's side and grips her hand.

..... what's next mum?
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Post  Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:45 pm

Alexis: Oww... ow... Alex... don't squeeze so hard....
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Post  Cryonix Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:46 pm

Gabe: HA! That's what she said....
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Post  Cruel Britannia Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:46 pm

*AlexDeathGlare*
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Post  Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:46 pm

This time the donkey goes flying.
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Post  Cryonix Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:47 pm

Gabe: Really? At least throw baby Jesus at me. It's topical in more than one way....

Jayden: You...really are...an idiot...
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Post  Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:48 pm

Alexis: No... the ass works better for you.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:48 pm

Alex: As soon as me and Lexi are done here we are both whooping your ass....
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Post  Cryonix Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:49 pm

Gabe: Ass...donkey...oh I get it! Nice word play there, Alex!

Jillian: Gabe....go see how Jess and Nikki are doing...now...
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Post  Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:50 pm

Alexis: I do NOT sound like Alex!
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Post  Cryonix Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:56 pm

Gabe: Alright, I'm going...I'm going....

Cameron: Jillian, what do you need from me?

Jillian: I need you and Alex to get Alexis upstairs to the whirlpool bath. Alex, there should be a thick black nightgown for Alexis. Mandy and I will need to change into bathing suits.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:00 am

Ewan returns with a large case and a wad of speeding tickets.

Ewan: OK I'm back!

He ducks a flying virgin Mary.


YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!

Alex preares to life Alexis.

Alex: I'll be as gentle as I can sweetie.
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Post  Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:04 am

Alexis eyes Alex darkly.

Alexis: You'd better....
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Post  Cruel Britannia Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:06 am

Alex gulps and lifts Alexis as gently as if he were handling a porcelain doll.
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Post  Cryonix Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:07 am

Gabe gets upstairs...

Gabe: Girls...how's it going up here?
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Post  Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:09 am

Nikki: You guys have salts for everything.

Downstairs, Alexis is eying both Cameron and Alex warily, holding the Joseph figurine, just in case.
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Post  Cryonix Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:10 am

Gabe: That we do. Now, you two might want to get out of the way. Alexis is on her way up....and she's throwing plastic livestock. Joy to the world.
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Post  Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:10 am

Nikki: I saw the sheep... that was your fault.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:11 am

Alex and Cameron eye each other beads of sweat running down their faces as if Alexis were a bomb.
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Post  Cryonix Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:14 am

Gabe: I was just trying to bring levity to a stressful situation. Excuse me. Oh...I hear them coming up..

Gabe pokes his head out of the bathroom and sees the nervousness of the two men...

Gabe: Heh....Joseph, 'Mary', two wise men....and the immaculate conception...of Rio. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEENT NIGHT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLY NIGHT!
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Post  Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:14 am

Joseph hits Gabe in the head.
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Post  Cryonix Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:15 am

Gabe: Oh Lord....you have sent a sign. 'She will be with child...and a blunt weapon. This will be a sign unto you.'
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Post  Cruel Britannia Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:16 am

Alex and Cameron gently get Lexi to the bed.

Alex: Thanks Cameron could you give us some privacy quickly while we get Lexi into her gown......

Alex speaks softly


..... now sweetie..... do you think you can undress.... or shall I cut your clothes off?
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Post  Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:18 am

Alexis glares at Alex.

Alexis: Now is NOT the time!
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