Re: A very OP Christmas Part 1...

Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:41 pm

Alexis: I sat back down, didn't I? This just isn't very comfortable... and my loving husband isn't exactly being a huge help. OW....

Cruel Britannia Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:44 pm

Gabe and Jay both slap Alex.... hard.

Alex: BABIES!...... OK I'm back.... let's do this.......

He rushes to Lexi's side and grips her hand.

..... what's next mum?

Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:45 pm

Alexis: Oww... ow... Alex... don't squeeze so hard....

Cryonix Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:46 pm

Gabe: HA! That's what she said....

Cruel Britannia Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:46 pm

*AlexDeathGlare*

Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:46 pm

This time the donkey goes flying.

Cryonix Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:47 pm

Gabe: Really? At least throw baby Jesus at me. It's topical in more than one way....

Jayden: You...really are...an idiot...

Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:48 pm

Alexis: No... the ass works better for you.

Cruel Britannia Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:48 pm

Alex: As soon as me and Lexi are done here we are both whooping your ass....

Cryonix Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:49 pm

Gabe: Ass...donkey...oh I get it! Nice word play there, Alex!

Jillian: Gabe....go see how Jess and Nikki are doing...now...

Pockets Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:50 pm

Alexis: I do NOT sound like Alex!

Cryonix Tue Dec 27, 2011 11:56 pm

Gabe: Alright, I'm going...I'm going....

Cameron: Jillian, what do you need from me?

Jillian: I need you and Alex to get Alexis upstairs to the whirlpool bath. Alex, there should be a thick black nightgown for Alexis. Mandy and I will need to change into bathing suits.

Cruel Britannia Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:00 am

Ewan returns with a large case and a wad of speeding tickets.

Ewan: OK I'm back!

He ducks a flying virgin Mary.

YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE!

Alex preares to life Alexis.

Alex: I'll be as gentle as I can sweetie.

Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:04 am

Alexis eyes Alex darkly.

Alexis: You'd better....

Cruel Britannia Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:06 am

Alex gulps and lifts Alexis as gently as if he were handling a porcelain doll.

Cryonix Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:07 am

Gabe gets upstairs...

Gabe: Girls...how's it going up here?

Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:09 am

Nikki: You guys have salts for everything.

Downstairs, Alexis is eying both Cameron and Alex warily, holding the Joseph figurine, just in case.

Cryonix Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:10 am

Gabe: That we do. Now, you two might want to get out of the way. Alexis is on her way up....and she's throwing plastic livestock. Joy to the world.

Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:10 am

Nikki: I saw the sheep... that was your fault.

Cruel Britannia Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:11 am

Alex and Cameron eye each other beads of sweat running down their faces as if Alexis were a bomb.

Cryonix Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:14 am

Gabe: I was just trying to bring levity to a stressful situation. Excuse me. Oh...I hear them coming up..

Gabe pokes his head out of the bathroom and sees the nervousness of the two men...

Gabe: Heh....Joseph, 'Mary', two wise men....and the immaculate conception...of Rio. SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEENT NIGHT! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLY NIGHT!

Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:14 am

Joseph hits Gabe in the head.

Cryonix Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:15 am

Gabe: Oh Lord....you have sent a sign. 'She will be with child...and a blunt weapon. This will be a sign unto you.'

Cruel Britannia Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:16 am

Alex and Cameron gently get Lexi to the bed.

Alex: Thanks Cameron could you give us some privacy quickly while we get Lexi into her gown......

Alex speaks softly

..... now sweetie..... do you think you can undress.... or shall I cut your clothes off?

Pockets Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:18 am

Alexis glares at Alex.

Alexis: Now is NOT the time!

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