Re: ChinaDoll nightclub, London Part 1

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:18 pm

Daniel sits tapping his legs.

Daniel: Nope...... nope..... not falling for it.......

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:20 pm

The phone rings, and it's Johnathan and Marlon...

Marlon: Oi! You finally got out, eh? Good....we're going drinking tonight!

Upstairs...

Nathalie: Oh, Jil, you're still so ticklish! Stop wriggling...

Jillian: The oil is warm and tingly, Nathie...

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:22 pm

Daniel: Goddamnit.....

Meanwhile Alex, Jayden and Gabe are having lunch.

Alex: I sense a disturbance in the force......

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:25 pm

Jayden: It's faint....but....yes, I think it's Auntie...and Nathalie. Oh, that poor soul....

Gabe: ....Massage...

All three of them shake their heads...

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:27 pm

Daniel: Mahlon..... thanks for calling..... but um...... I ain't going nowhere tonight...... I have...... an issue at hand.....

He starts pacing.

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:29 pm

Marlon: What are you talking ab...

.....oh....

...What did she do?

Upstairs...

Nathalie: I hate your perfect ass, Jil.

Jillian: I do work out, you know.

Nathalie: So do I!

Jillian: I know...yours is very nice too.

Nathalie: You...think so?

Jillian: Here...let's compare...

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:33 pm

Daniel holds up the phone so Mahlon can hear the tail end of the ass conversation, immediately followed by the sound of Daniel dropping the phone and letting out a muffled "son of a bitch"

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:36 pm

Marlon: Um...damn. Why are you on the phone? GET THE FUCK UPSTAIRS, MAN!

Jillian: See? Exactly the same, right?

Nathalie: Well...yours is covered in oil...

Jillian: Easy fix...

Nathalie: EEEEK! Huh....it is tingly....

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:37 pm

Daniel: I..... I can't..... this..... cannot be unseen.....

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:38 pm

Nathalie: Jillian, I'm going to try something...

Jillian: What are you doing down the......oh...oh my God. Um....there....

Nathalie: Right there?

Jillian: God...yes....there.....

Ewan: Jeeves. Get the car.

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:41 pm

Daniel: Bitch is gonna pay for this shit......oh I will make her pay.......

Daniel hangs up the phone and goes into the kitchen to preare.... refusing to fall for the trap and go upstairs......

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:44 pm

About fifteen minutes later, Nathalie and Jillian come downstairs, both smiling...

Jillian: Oh, thank you so much...the kink in my back is gone now.

Nathalie: No prob, Jil. Though...I really should go get ready for my DJ gig tonight.

Jillian: You're working tonight?

Nathalie: Not...exactly. They asked me to put together a couple of bass tracks...so...I figured while Daniel is resting up I could knock those out and email them...

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:45 pm

Daniel is quietly sitting at the breakfast counter with his back to the entrance head somberly in his hands.

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:47 pm

Nathalie: Aww...see? Look how tired he is. I should probably let him sleep it off.

Jillian: I don't think he's....you know what? Nevermind. I need to get home. You take care. Tell Daniel when he....'wakes up' that we'll see him later.

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:49 pm

Daniel: Oh before you go Jillian........I made you something.... as a thank you for picking me up.

He slides a cake down the counter.

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:52 pm

Nathalie: Oh, honey....you are awake. I didn't know.

Jillian: ...................cake....

Nathalie: Daniel....you should get some rest don't you think? Come on....I'll take you upstairs.

Jillian: chocolate cake......cake.....

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:56 pm

Daniel: Oh I'm not tired sweetie...... I just thought that since I just got home after damn near breaking my back..... and my lovely girlfriend seems interested in ahving a little fun at my expense...... I should do something to keep myself amused.

He turns around and smirks...... biting down on a freshly made potacho.......

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:06 pm

Nathalie: You...son...of....a...bitch...

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:10 pm

Daniel: What's wrong beautiful?

crunch

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:26 pm

Nathalie: Where...did you get those?

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:29 pm

Daniel: What? These..... I made them.... while you two were upstairs.....oiling up each other's asses.

He put on his innocent face.

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:31 pm

Nathalie: That was me helping my sister work out a kink in her back...and I'm being punished for that?

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:35 pm

Daniel: Nope..... you are being punished for the audio show you were putting on for my benefit..... sound doesn't travel that far unless you're trying sweetie......

Crunch.

....how's that cake working for you Jilly?

Cryonix Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:36 pm

Jillian: Ewan stopped by....didn't he?

Nathalie: Fine. I'm going to go smoke a bowl...

Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:40 pm

He holds up the bowl of potachoes.

Daniel: You know..... I never said you couldn't have some sweetie.

Ewan emerges from a darkened corner.

Ewan: You two brought this on yourselves..... shame on you toying with this kind young man.....

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