Re: ChinaDoll nightclub, London Part 1

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:01 pm

Amanda: Easy?

She looks confused.

Cryonix Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:12 pm

Nathalie: Oh, your mom always had to make things difficult. "Hey everyone, let's go to the nightclub, hey everyone...I'm going to finish this bottle of ouzo...

...I'm going to skinny dip in this fountain..."

Jillian: Hey, I was under the effects of the Ouzo. That's not fair.

Nathalie: What bottle was it?

Jillian: ....ahem...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:15 pm

Amanda blinks

Amanda: YOU were a wild child before you met dad?

Cryonix Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:22 pm

Jillian: I was actually very shy...

Nathalie: Until Greece...

Jillian: I didn't do much of any partying...

Nathalie: Until Greece...

Jillian: I was....rather reserved...

Nathalie: Until she decided to try to scale the Parthenon nekkid...

Jillian: Oh god...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:24 pm

Ewan: I HEARD THAT!

Cryonix Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:31 pm

Jillian: It was only one time!

Nathalie: Amanda...your mom basically had a legendary bender in Greece. I never knew she could do an upside down beer bong....

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:35 pm

Amanda: Well.... that's the entertainment for my wedding taken care of.....

Cryonix Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:43 pm

Nathalie: Oh, I wouldn't recommend that, Mandy. She did the beer bong...then spent the next three hours looking for her...'sweaty, muscular demigod' to 'take her away to the sea and find her hidden pearls'...

Jillian: I DID NOT!

Nathalie: Heh...thank God for Jenny Ignito and flip cams...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:44 pm

Ewan runs down the stairs dressed in a bedsheet toga..... flexing.

Cryonix Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:48 pm

At that moment, Gabe and Nikki come up from the dungeon...

Gabe: Um.........did I....miss something?

Cruel Britannia Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:51 pm

Amanda laughs.

Amanda: Dad's a sweaty muscular demi-god!

Ewan: Um...... hey.....

Pockets Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:53 pm

Nikki blinks.

Nikki: This is not part of the initiation... is it?

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:48 pm

Gabe: ....no...um...no.

Jillian: Nathie...why are you doing this?

Nathalie: ....why not? You ever going to tell him about Greece?

Jillian: Nothing happened!

Nathalie: Nothing YOU remember...drunkie...

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:49 pm

Nikki looks at Gabe.

Nikki: Should we go back downstairs?

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:50 pm

Gabe: Back away....slowly...

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:52 pm

Ewan: ...... what happened?

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:54 pm

Jillian: Nothing....

Nathalie: A lot.

Jillian: NOTHING!

Nathalie: A hell of a lot...

Pockets Sun Jul 24, 2011 10:56 pm

Nikki starts backing away, glancing behind her to make sure she doesn't fall down the stairs.

Nikki: ... right....

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:05 pm

Ewan: Jilly? .... is there something I should know?

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:07 pm

Jillian: I didn't do anything bad...

Nathalie: Parthenon...

Jillian: Outside of that.

Nathalie: Nekkid Para sailing...

Jillian: What?

Nathalie: Ouzo fueled lovemaking with your hands on the lobby couch in our hotel...

Jillian: That was Jenny...

Nathalie: ....and you...

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:09 pm

Ewan: Um...... what?

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:10 pm

Nathalie: Thank God no one ever heard of youtube before then...

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:19 pm

Ewan: So.....um..... you were more.... experienced than you let on?

Cryonix Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:20 pm

Jillian: No, I wasn't.

Nathalie: No, she was still a vaganial virgin when you took her, Ewan.

Jillian's jaw drops to the floor...

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:25 pm

Ewan: ......what?

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