Re: ChinaDoll nightclub, London Part 1

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:01 am

Jillian: Oh he did, did he? I see.....well, I have to admit your food is delicious. I...

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Jillian: ...am really enjoying it.

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:07 am

*Blink blink*

Fiona: Well.... um.... thankyou......

She heads to the back and calls out....

Move your asses..... we need more cake......

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:11 am

Jillian: I...um...guess I should slow down....a bit...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:19 am

Ewan: Don't change a thing.....

The next cake is brought out, A Blackberry, Lavender, Rose and White Chocolate Victoria sponge.

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:28 am

Jillian: Oh...my God. It smells so......good....

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 7:35 am

Ewan gives the cake it's Last Rites.

Ewan: In nomine patre, et filli, et spiritus sancti.

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:52 pm

Jillian: Oh, stop that. I'm not that impetuous....I...

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...take my time to savor all the nuances of the baking skill.

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:55 pm

Ewan: After 20 years..... I still have no idea where you put it all.

Pineapple upside down cake and Devonshire clotted cream.

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:09 pm

Jillian: As you can see. Look at the beautiful technique displayed in this...

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...cake. Yum....I like that one..

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:21 pm

Ewan: Is it weird that I think you're beautiful when you're devouring?

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:25 pm

Jillian: I wouldn't say that I quote/unquote 'devour' cake. You make it sound like I'm a black hole or something...

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:27 pm

Ewan: Oh really?

..... BRING OUT THE CINNAMON APPLE CAKE.

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:31 pm

Jillian: ....challenge accepted....

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:33 pm

The cake is brought out, hot, with vanilla ice cream.

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:34 pm

Jillian: ....you....foul....tempter. You don't think I can sit here and enjoy the view without sampling the goods, do you? I......can...and....

....is that....FRESH grated apple in the cake mix?

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:37 pm

Fiona: Oh yes.... three varieties...... one for sweetness, one for sharpness, and one for the juice to make it extra moist.....

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:38 pm

*twitch*

Jillian: Oh...I see. That sounds....wonder....is that flecks of vanilla bean in the ice cream as well?

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:42 pm

Fiona: Of course..... the Ice Cream is made on site using full fat Jersey Cream and aged Madegascan Vanilla beans..... oh and the Cinnamon bark is also hand ground on the premesis for a fuller fragrance.

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:45 pm

Jillian looks intrigued as she leans forward to listen to what Fiona is saying...'accidentally' nipping her elbow in the cake and ice cream mixture....

Jillian: Oh, my goodness! I'm so sorry. How clumsy of me. I'd...

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...lose my head if it wasn't attach......OH MY GOD....ahem...I mean....please continue....

*twitch.....twitch.......TWITCH!*

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:47 pm

Fiona: I was debating whether or not to keep it at three layers or turn it into four.... what do you think?

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:49 pm

As Fiona is talking....suddenly one of the layers of the cake mysteriously vanishes....

Jillian: Mmmm...I think....4...but, don't you need a third one first?

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:52 pm

Fiona: Oh dear..... good thing I have two spare layers ready to come out of the oven..... oh.... and I haven't put the toffee glaze on it yet...... I'll be right back......

She heads back into the kitchen, Ewan grins.

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:54 pm

Jillian turns and glares at Ewan....

Jillian: You set me up.....this is entrapment! You knew that I....

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.......damnit....

Cruel Britannia Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:57 pm

Ewan: I may have given some..... menu suggestions....

Cryonix Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:57 pm

Jillian: You will have no fluids left when I am done with you. The GOD OF GATORADE WILL NOT REVIVE YOU! Just...so you know.

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