Re: ChinaDoll nightclub, London Part 1

Cruel Britannia Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 pm

He laughs.

Ewan: I still insist that if I'd done that you would have said no.....

Cryonix Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:20 pm

Jillian: You never know until you try hon...cause...I'm free now, you know?

Cruel Britannia Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:23 pm

Ewan: Well in that case.... Hi, I'm Ewan, would you like to go out?

Cryonix Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:39 pm

Jillian: Why, Mr. Edwards! I'd love to.

Cruel Britannia Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:46 pm

Ewan: Well then.... your chariot awaits m'lady.

He holds out his arm.

Cryonix Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:50 pm

Jillian: Well, I can't wait.

Cruel Britannia Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:53 pm

Ewan: Good..... because I know exactly where I'm going to take you.....

Cryonix Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:05 pm

Jillian: I would like to point out that our bedroom is where you should take me AFTER the date, hon...

Cruel Britannia Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:28 pm

Ewan: Damn.... back to the drawing board.

He smirks

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 1:34 am

Jillian: Oh...my ever gallant Ewan. Come on...where are we going?

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:34 am

Ewan: Oh I thought you might like to meet an acquaintance of mine.....

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:53 am

Jillian: Oh? Who would that be?

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 5:58 am

Ewan: What? And ruin the surprise? Come on.

Ewan helps Jillian into the car, and drives her to a beautiful little Artisan bakery.

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:06 am

Jillian: Not. fair. Though I like your taste...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:14 am

Ewan leads her inside where a homely middle aged woman in chef's whites is waiting for them.

Ewan: Hello Fiona..... Jillian this is Fiona Cairns, she made the Royal Wedding Cake..... Fiona this is my lovely wife Jillian.

Fiona: Well I can certainly see why Ewan brags so much..... welcome to my test kitchen.

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:15 am

*Faint*

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:20 am

Expecting this reaction Ewan is ready to catch Jilly.

Fiona: Come along now, no time for all that.... I'm trying out some new recipes and I need a guinea pig..... come on.... you'll be eating cake all afternoon....

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:26 am

Jillian: All...afternoon.....cake....eating. Yes, of course. Why don't we start?

She turns and whispers to Ewan as the first course is being served...

Jillian: You.are.being.drained.of.your.fluids.as.soon.as.we.get.home. Smile

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:31 am

The two are seated and Fiona brings out a perfectly ordinary box of chocolates and places it in front of them.

Fiona: OK.... Round One.... enjoy.....

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:37 am

Jillian: I'm going to gain like...two pounds....I'm going to hate myself...but.....mmmm...chocolate...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:42 am

Ewan: Um.... honey.... it gets worse.

He puts a knife through the box to reveal that the outer shell is in fact Tempered Chocolate hiding a flourless sachertorte

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:47 am

*devour*

Jillian: Oh...did you want some too?

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:50 am

Ewan: No sweetie..... I get much more enjoyment from watching you enjoy yourself.....

Fiona returns.

Fiona: Oh.... um that was quick..... I'll..... go get the next one..... and some coffee......

Cryonix Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:51 am

Jillian: I um...like cake...

Cruel Britannia Thu Jan 05, 2012 6:58 am

Fiona: Ewan gave me adequate warning...... that's why he put you forward as a testing candidate...... I just didn't believe him.....

She returns with a piece called the crystal skull. A Lemon scented skull shaped cake encrusted with diamonds made from white rum caviar.

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