Re: Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:40 pm

Amanda: Oh son of a bitch

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:42 pm

Flight Attendant: Yes, that much for this gift delivery and...the ....ahem...others.

Midget number one: So...did you want us to start our show...I mean...it takes quite a while for us to get....all up there...

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:44 pm

Alexis: What others?

She stares at the midget.

Alexis: Please tell me "up there" has nothing to do with the donkey..."

She looks over at Amanda.

Alexis: We must reciprocate somehow. They can't get away with this!

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:46 pm

Midget number one: Oh, of course it does. It's a donkey show with lazers, a smoke machine and candy apples. Now...we do this thing called a 'Clown Car'. The man that hired us said it would be...right up your alley...

....heh....up your alley...

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:48 pm

Alexis: You... don't have too. Really, you don't.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:52 pm

Amanda: Oh don't worry Alexis...... this will not go unpunished.

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:56 pm

Alexis grins evilly.

Alexis: Good... we'll have to plan this while we ignore the donkey show... or try to....

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:58 pm

Midget number one: Um...do you mind if we have one of those Candy Apples? Senior Penis is pretty hungry...

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:59 pm

Alexis: Senior Penis?

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:01 pm

Midget One: Yes...the donkey. His name is Senior Penis. It's a long story and...well...let's just say we're not allowed in Mexico City anymore. I had no idea donkeys did lines of cocaine...

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:02 pm

Alexis:.... Yeah... he can have an apple.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:05 pm

Mandy shakes her head.

Amanda: Senor Penis has a coke habit.

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:08 pm

Alexis' shoulders sag.

Alexis: I am going to kill your cousin.

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:10 pm

Alexis's cell phone rings...

Gabe: Alexis! Hi! How's the.... laughter ....party....

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:11 pm

Alexis hand wraps tightly around her phone, almost breaking it.

Alexis: There will be payback for this.

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:12 pm

Gabe: What...didn't get the champange and strawberries I sent? That's odd....so....what DID you get? Hmmmmm?

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:13 pm

Alexis: You are so full of shit.

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:14 pm

Gabe: Actually, apples are full of fiber, so I hope you didn't feed him any of the candy apples...

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:15 pm

Alexis' eyes widen in horror.

Alexis: That donkey is going to need a diaper.

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:19 pm

Gabe: Listen, honey. I really want you to enjoy your party. You deserve it. Oh...and so you know...the midget army and the TRAVELLING donkey show...are hired for your whole ten days. Smile

I wanted to make sure that you had an instant....conversation piece where ever you may roam. Aren't I so thoughtful? Listen...our charter flight is ready to leave the airport...so I should be going...oh...and one more thing...

...one of those midgets is hiding a gerbil...somewhere. Have fun. BAI!

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:20 pm

Alexis stares at Amanda.

Alexis: You don't want to know.

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:00 am

Amanda: I suspect I don't..... so..... it's your party sweetie..... what do you want to do to the mean boys?

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:09 am

Alexis: I don't think Alex was a part of it. He seemed the be in the dark about the whole thing. Is there a way to embarrass the rest of them... especially Gabe and leave him out of it. What would get to Gabe anyway?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:16 am

Amanda shakes her head.

Amanda: I honestly don't know..... he's always been utterly shameless.....do you think Nikki will have any ideas?

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:27 am

Alexis: I could ask...

She takes out her phone and tries to find a quiet area on the plane.

Alexis: Nikki... I need to ask you something.

Nikki: What is all that noise in the background... I can hardly hear you.

Alexis: A donkey show.

Nikki: A what?

Alexis: Exactly... so how do we embarrass the shit out of your boyfriend? He's the one that set this up.

Nikki: Can't you just leave?

Alexis: We're on the plane.

Nikki: Oh... heh... let me call you back. Something this big must be dealt with properly.

Alexis looks at Amanda and shrugs.

Alexis: I'm not sure if she has anything or not.

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