Alex Edwards Bachleor Party...

[Cryonix]

Micah gives Amanda a kiss...

Micah: I don't know what you think we're going to do with him. It's just a bunch of guys having...heh...a good time. Though, I'll miss you hon.

He watches Amanda take her bag and leave...and then quickly calls Gabe and Jayden...

Micah: Password Swordfish, gentlemen.

Gabe: Understood. Mission is already underway. Jayden?

Jayden: Rodger. On the way with...operatives...will make contact when we have the package in tow.

Micah: Why are we speaking in code?

Gabe and Jayden: AMANDA. That's why.

[Cruel Britannia]

Meanwhile Alex is sitting in front of the TV with a vanilla coke.

[Cryonix]

There is a knock on the door, a voice he's not familliar with...

Voice: Excuse me, young man? I'm Mr. Gaines...from...downstairs? Might I have a moment?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex opens the door.

Alex: Hello sir, what can I do for you?

[Cryonix]

Mr. Gaines, a kindly old man, stands in the doorway, holding his glasses out in front of his face...

Mr. Gaines: I'm so sorry to bother you, young man...but I seem to be really losing my sight in my old age. I got a letter from my grandson...and...if it's not too much trouble...could you....help me read it?

The letter seemingly has...only one word.... 'Swordfish'...

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Of course...

He looks at the letter.

.... I'm not sure if this will make any sense but it just says.... "swordfish"

[Cryonix]

The moment Alex said the word, "Swordfish", Gabe, Jayden, Ben, Colin, Ewan and Mr. Gaines all burst into the apartment and all of them hold down Alex...

Gabe: Gentlemen...to the pussy crusier. Micah awaits us at the airport.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: What the fu-

Alex is gagged by his father.

Ewan: The more you struggle, the worse it will be my son.

[Cryonix]

Ben: Gentlemen...the tour bus awaits. Now let's take him out slowly...we can't bump his head, remember.

Gabe: Oh, of course.

Jayden: Do you think the girls got our first gift yet?

The men take him outside to a fantastic, large charter bus. As they all load onto the bus, the women in the bus start to dance and the party begins. Each one of the girls is wearing a version of a 'Vanilla Coke' outfit with the words, "Have a Coke and a smile" on thier behinds...

Gabe: Ah....heaven. Thank you very much Ben.

Ben: Of course. Now, we have to head off to Midway Airport. We'll pick up Micah...then we're off to New York.

Jayden: Alright Alex...let's get this gag off you...

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex looks around.

Alex: W-what is this?

[Cryonix]

Gabe: What are you talking about, Alex? This is your Bachleor party, sir!

[Jabberwocky]

Colin smirks at Alex, an unlit cigarette dangling from his lips
Colin:"What, you never been kidnapped before?"
he laughs under his breath
"Amateur.."

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex's eyes widen.

Alex: Th-this is my bachelor party..... where the hell did you get a bus full of women?

[Cryonix]

Gabe: Well, to be exact...this is the tour bus that will take us to all your stops IN your bachleor party. This is just...an added fuckin' bonus...thanks to Ben, of course...

Ben smiles and nods, as he starts handing out beautiful smelling Cohiba cigars...

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex's eyes widen further as he takes the cigar.....

Alex: Th-this is the .... added bonus? What the hell do you guys have planned for the actual party?

[Jabberwocky]

Colin accepts his cigar, putting his cigarette away and pulling out his zippo
Colin:"Alex, you're man of the hour...well...a bit longer then that we hope."
he tosses the lighter to him
"Smoke if you got 'em"

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex lights his cigar.

Alex: No problems in that department brother.

He hands the lighter to Gabe

.... but seriously guys this is all too much....

[Jabberwocky]

Colin:"Dude...this is the transportation."
he ponders out loud
Colin:"Maybe we should have given him something to mellow out on first..."

[Cryonix]

Gabe: Dude, too much for my best friend? Not at all. Listen we have got a great ten days planned for you. Mr. Gaines here used to be a big socialite in New York, so he put in some calls for us there...so we're going to go paint that town red. Then it's down to Miami for a block party in your honor....then we are all going to play paintball in a huge match outside of Chicago....and then the last four days....VEGAS BABY...VEGAS!

Gabe lights his cigar and passes the lighter to Ewan...

Gabe: You only get married to the love of your life once...so...why not live it up before the latch of the ball and chain is closed on you?

Ben: Besides all that...Ewan and I will need to talk to you about something as well.

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan lights his cigar.

Ewan: You no longer have any right to mack the institution of marriage Gabriel.... you moved in with Nikki after one date.

He passes the lighter to Ben.

....and yes Alex..... Ben and I have been discussing you and Alexis' wedding present.... but there will be plenty of time for that.... have fun son.

Alex smirks.

Alex: Well....if you absolutely insist.

[Cryonix]

The 'Alex's Farewell Tour' bus is on the road and headed to New York. 'Vanilla Coke' strippers and Cohibas and Brandy fill the bus. Micah sits back in the corner, lounging and smoking a cigar, and notices Alex. He smirks and calls him over...

Micah: I got something for you. Actually, two things...

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex walks over to Micah.

Alex: I thought I made it clear I wasn't into that kinda thing..... I mean first I'm 100% straight and second you're engaged to my sister.....

[Cryonix]

Micah laughs...

Micah: No, no...Seriously. This is a gift from me and Amanda. We figured you'd like it.

He reaches back behind his chair and pulls out a gituar case...

Micah: Enjoy it, man.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex opens the case and pulls out a beautiful PRS signature, private stock, limited run.

Alex: Man.... this is.... amazing..... thank you. We'll have to use it to lay down a few of those tracks of yours that are just sitting around gathering dust.....

[Cryonix]

Micah: You're always on me about that. Dude, we played a few times on the road for the guys and that was cool...but...

He laughs...

Micah: You would think with all the promo work I've done...I wouldn't be nervous in front of a crowd and a live mic...

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