Re: Alex Edwards Bachleor Party...

Cruel Britannia Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:56 pm

Ewan: um.... so Alex..... Mr. Gaines is your neighbour....? He seems knowledgeable....

Alex: .... I haven't had to do a victory lap in months.....

Cryonix Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:21 pm

Gabe: Wait...the old man BRINGS you shit? You get a victory lap assist? What the hell is that? Half the fun is running out and grabbing stuff...

Mr. Gaines: Hell naw, boy...you have someone that has your back with that. That way...you have more stamaina for tha' good shit...but I guess you don't know that...

Cruel Britannia Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:27 pm

Alex smirks.

Alex: Pardon Gabe's ignorance sir.... he doesn't have the skills that the rest of the family does.... isn't that right Jay?

Cryonix Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:00 pm

Gabe: Alright, alright. Now we all know THAT isn't true. I'm enough man for every man in here.

Jayden: ....what?

Micah: That sounds...mighty....'other side of the fence'...and I'd know, Gabe.

Gabe: What are you talking about?

Micah smirks and gets up...walks over to Gabe...and gives him a kiss on the lips...

Gabe: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU....I....EW....GOD DAMNIT!

Micah: What? Didn't Amanda and Alexis tell you I was bisexual? I mean...Alex knew...

Cruel Britannia Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:02 pm

Alex laughs.

Alex: I thought it'd be more fun if he found out the same way I did.....

Jabberwocky Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:20 pm

Colin smirks at Micah then turns to Alex Colin: "you know...i never thought about this before.., youre going to be my brother in law"

Cruel Britannia Sat Apr 16, 2011 5:47 am

Alex looks at Colin curiously.

Alex: You only just realised that?

Cryonix Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:07 pm

Mr. Gaines: GENTLEMEN! Welcome to Harlem, New York...

...and the 2011 Players Ball!

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:23 pm

Alex's eyes go wide.

Alex: Is....this what I think it is?

Cryonix Sun Apr 17, 2011 6:29 pm

Gabe: Yes....it's fuckin' paradise....

Ben: God...haven't been here since college with Shawn....

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:02 pm

Alex: Well this should be..... an experience.....

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:26 pm

The bus pulls up to a stop in front of a huge building. The pimps and thier....'employees' are cheering as the men get off the bus. Mr. Gaines is instantly surrounded by women who seemingly call him "A Pimp Named Silverback"...

Mr. Gaines: Come on now, boy. Mr. Gaines' got ya'll taken care of for tha night. Ay, Bitch...

Woman: Yes daddy?

Mr. Gaines: Get my pimps their clothes I had 'em hooked up wit. Then...we can make our entrance.

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:46 pm

Colin shrugs at Alex
Colin:"I guess it was in the back of my head. Just never really thought about it.."

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:20 pm

Alex emerges dressed in Leather pants, wingtips, a fur coat with no shirt and a fedora. All white.

Alex: Uh.... Gabe..... I'm not sure I can pull this look off..... I'm English.

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:38 pm

Gabe comes out dressed in basically the same outfit...just dark purple...

Gabe: It's all good, Ghosty...I think you'll be fine. I wonder how your dad is going to look though...

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:43 pm

Ewan emerges in the same outfit in red.... looking very uncomfortable.

Ewan: We look like the offspring of Rick James and the power rangers....

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:36 pm

Ben walks out in...a black suit and top hat and cane. He is followed by Mr. Gaines...who is head to toe in silver and platinum...

Mr. Gaines: A'ight boys...We needs to be off. Hoes don't wait to long. Some of 'em need to get back to tha track....

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:39 pm

Colin:"The track? I didn't realize by "bitches" they meant greyhounds..."

Cryonix Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:29 am

Gabe: Dude...we are surrounded by bitches and all you can think of the racetrack? Get thy head in the game young man!

Jayden: Hey...where is Micah?

They all look around and find Micah sitting on steps with a gituar, surrounded by women, singing softly...

Gabe: Are you kidding me? What the hell do women SEE in him?

Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:42 am

Alex laughs.

Alex: He's a jock AND and artist.... he appeals to a lot of demographics.

.... you OK Gabe?.... you've seemed a little.... on edge recently...

Cryonix Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:46 am

Gabe sighs...

Gabe: I....Dude, it.....I can't. I'm not going to do this during your party. It's....it's cool man.

Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:51 am

Alex: Dude.... come on man..... you're my brother..... and this party is as much for you as it is for me.... perhaps more so..... so vent man..... tell me what's wrong so you can start having fun too..... I'll just worry about you otherwise.

Cryonix Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:56 am

Gabe walks off...

Gabe: Alright...come over here. I'm not doing this....in public.

Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:05 am

Alex follows Gabe.

Alex: OK .... so what's going on man?

Cryonix Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:25 am

Gabe: You're leaving me kid. All of you are...and...I can't....I can't handle it.

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