Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

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In L.A., Nikki watches Gabe scheme for the guys and smirks, calling Mandy.

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In Seattle, Mandy answers.

Amanda: Hello?

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Nikki: Hey... it's time.

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Amanda smiles.

Amanda: Outstanding...... so what have we got so far?

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Nikki: Pole dancing lessons... can't wait to see my sister try and do that by the way... lingerie shopping for Lexi... what else did we have?

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Amanda: Well I got the spa day booked.... oh and I had my dad call in a favour to get Lexi a..... special private class.

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Nikki: A private class huh? Nice... but getting your dad involved in a bachelorette party seems a little wrong

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Amanda: Don't worry I didn't ask him to arrange anything hyper girly or raunchy..... and this is something Lexi will remember for the rest of her life.

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Nikki sounds impressed.

Nikki: You're getting me curious

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Amanda laughs.

Amanda: I'm exercising my right as Maid of Honour to withold information about this activity even from you....

..... are the flights to LAX set?

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Nikki: All set... and I can't wait to get this started. Gabe is definitely up to something with Alex's party. I overheard something about "10 days".

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Amanda: Yeah I know.... he demanded we make ours the same length to keep Lexi out of the way. hahaha

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Gabe is on the phone as well...and the only words that can be heard are...'Thailand, Saigon, Donkey Show, Lazers, Candy Apples and Army of Midget Hookers...'...

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Nikki stares at Gabe for a second, then turns back to the phone.

Nikki: Are you hearing this?

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Nikki can practically hear Mandy rolling her eyes.

Amanda: If you knew his dad you'd understand..... but not necessarily approve.

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Nikki: I've heard stories.... So, who all is coming? We've got the guest of honor... us... Amber... did we get Carmella? Jillian, Aunt Moira... my sister...

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Amanda: I haven't heard back from Carmella yet.... oh.... we do have Naomi though..... but um..... well..... did you uh..... invite Nana?

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Nikki's horror is fully carried in her voice.

Nikki: You're kidding about Nana, right? Um... what about....?

Very long pause.

Nikki: Raquel? She is Lexi's aunt....

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Amanda sighs.

Amanda: I suppose we'd better invite her.

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Nikki: Alright... anyone else I've missed?

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Amanda: Nope.... I think that's everybody

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Nikki: We're set then. This is gonna be fun.

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Amanda: Sure will.... now I just gotta get her ass to the airport....

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Nikki: How are you going to do that?

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Amanda: Shouldn't be a problem.... I'll just tell her I've come to visit her and Alex or something and ask her to pick me up at the airport.

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