Re: Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:58 pm

She returns the hug.

Amanda: Hey sweetie..... I text you the gate number..... you must have been.... distracted.....

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:01 pm

At that moment Alexis phone goes off and she looks at it. The text, sent an hour before, and just finally delivered.

Alexis: Oh... sorry. Stupid phone.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:10 pm

Amanda: So yeah.....thanks for seeing me.... it's a pretty serious problem....

She opens her bag and pulls out a plane ticket and hands it to Lexi.

....here hold this....

she pulls out an L-plate from her bag and drapes it around Lexi's neck.

and this..... so yeah, here's my girl problem..... my bestest girlfriend is getting married.... but it's difficult to get her off the groom's dick long enough to get her to her bachelorette party so I had to fly my ass all the way to chicago to pick her up.....

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:24 pm

Alexis stares at Amanda for a moment, her mouth agape.

Alexis:... you tricked me...

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:36 pm

Amanda: Aww.... sowwy.... forgive me?

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:39 pm

Alexis: Yeah, yeah... you and your brother have the same pout, you know that, right?

She starts walking back into the airport.

Alexis: You do realize I don't have bags... no clothes or anything....

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:50 pm

Amanda: Trust me Lexi.... that wont be an issue... Nikki and I have taken care of everything.

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:51 pm

Alexis: Why does that worry me?

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:58 pm

Amanda: Pffft.... everything worries you..... you might actually have some fun.

They arrive at their check in.

...here we are.

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:11 pm

Alexis shows her ticket and the clerk points out a nearby line, smirking at the L-plate. Alexis can just hear Amanda snickering behind her

Alexis: Shut up... don't forget, you're next.

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:13 pm

The flight attendant looks at the tickets as they board and tells them that the rest of the party is going to join them later....

Flight Attendant: Though....the...gentleman paid me very good money to...well, I think you'd need to see it, ma'am...

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:14 pm

Alexis looks wide-eyed at Amanda.

Alexis: What is she talking about?

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:18 pm

Amanda: I have no idea..... the gentleman?

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:19 pm

The flight attendat blushes...

Flight Attendant: A really cute guy...with just...dreamy eyes...he said that it was a present from all the guys...

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:21 pm

Alexis: Well, that just narrows it down... wait... eyes? Sort of shaggy dark hair too, right?

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:22 pm

Flight Attendant: Mmm....yeah....he's just so....there's something about him....so...like dark...

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:23 pm

Alexis: Heh... Micah... what is it that I have to see?

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:24 pm

The flight attendat takes Alexis and Amanda into first class...that has a smoke machine going...and a lazer show. She also then hands them a box of....

...candy apples?

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:26 pm

Amanda shrugs.

Amanda: At least there's no donkey....

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:26 pm

Alexis stares in shock.

Alexis: Oh... no... no, no, no....

Gabe, you son of a bitch....

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:29 pm

Walking out is a couple of Thailand midgets leading a donkey...one of them is holding a note for Alexis...

"Dear Alexis....here's hoping your party is...simply amazing, my dear! OH...and I told you it would be amazing....and hey...I made sure that the candy apples had...

...NUTS!

-Gabe....also know as the man that will make your party the GREATEST FRIGGIN' PARTY EVER!"

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:30 pm

Alexis seethes at the note.

Alexis: You were wrong about the donkey, Mandy...

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:32 pm

Amanda beckons over the Flight Attendant.

Amanda: How much did he pay you?

Cryonix Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:35 pm

Flight Attendant: A man named Gabe told him to give me...twenty thousand dollars...and tickets to the next UFC fight in the VIP section.

Pockets Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:36 pm

Alexis: 20 grand? For this?

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