Re: Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:39 pm

Raquel:"Come on, you've been with the man for what, five years? Six? I'm sure it won't be much different when you're married to him."

Pockets Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:42 pm

Moira: It ain't the marriage I'm talkin' about... it's the weddin' itself. I ain't exactly been all that 'appy with the paparazzi since they made mey a page 3 girl... an' they'll be all over that, since everyone knows Ben an' is gonna be there.

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:44 pm

Amanda looks confused.

Amanda: Celebration food mum?

Cryonix Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:47 pm

Jillian: Yeah. I got it the morning I got married, the morning after I won the World Championship and the morning after I had you and Alex...

...biscuts, southern gravy, sausage patties and scrambled eggs with cheddar and tellago cheeses.....oh God, it's delicious...but...it's so rich...and I'm as big as a house already...

Jenny: Nice to know that bullshit hasn't changed...

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:48 pm

Raquel smirks
Raquel:"One pantie shot and you think its all over. I've had way worse then that dear."

Pockets Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:50 pm

Moira shrugs

Moira: Well... considerin'.... But the whole thing I was tryin' to get across in the FWA was that I wasn't some big chested bimbo jus' there to look all sexy an' shite... an' they turn round an' take photos up my skirt. Hmph.

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:53 pm

Amanda looks Jilly up and down and blinks.

Amanda: Mum..... dad showed me pictures of when he first met you and you haven't changed.... like.... at all..... except your boobs may be a little bigger..... no wonder he has a permanent smile on his face....

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:54 pm

Raquel:"Heh yeah the paparazzi are always helpful for things like that. I mean I wanted to keep me going into rehab silent but I knew I had to say something before those vultures got the story and twisted it the way they do."

Pockets Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:56 pm

Moira: So... that is gonna be my biggest problem with it.

Alexis looks at Amanda oddly.

Alexis: Um... why are you checking out your mom's breasts?

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:59 pm

Raquel:"Well, try not to worry about it and enjoy having a wedding.
Alexis seems happy for you. I understand Colin is...conflicted about it though."

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:01 pm

Amanda looks at Lexi.

Amanda: Well just look at them Lexi they're freaking perfect...... they defy gravity.....

Pockets Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:07 pm

Alexis: Yeah... but... you know... it's your mom....

Moira sighs.

Moira: With everythin' else that's 'appened to 'im, mey an' Ashley gettin' divorced really affected 'im... 'e's always 'oped for a reconciliation.

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:11 pm

Amanda: Doesn't mean I can't appreciate that she's a freakishly beautiful woman.... just like I appreciate the same thing about you.

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:11 pm

Raquel:"Yeah I know. Poor kid was never quite the same when that happened."

Pockets Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:17 pm

Alexis: ... just how much appreciation?

Moira: Oh, believe me, I know.

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:21 pm

Amanda smirks.

Amanda: For you? Well if I were that way inclined I'd hit it in a heartbeat.....

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:21 pm

Raquel:"Oh? I suppose you would know about that more then anybody else. I wish I could have helped out a bit more but...you know, the way the situation was..."

Cryonix Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:22 pm

Jenny: Why does everyone make that such a big deal. It's not that bad...hell, it's quite enjoyable... Smile

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:25 pm

Amanda smiles at Jenny.

Amanda: I'm afraid I'm spoken for anyway.

Pockets Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:27 pm

Alexis looks nervous.

Alexis: The way you were with Carmella....

She looks over at Jenny.

Alexis: It might well be... but it's just not something I'm interested in.

Moira nods.

Moira: I'm glad rehab finally 'elped.

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:33 pm

Amanda looks at Lexi deadpan.

Amanda: Relax Lexi.... I'm just capable of noticing that you're very hot and I am very impressed that my brother was able to summon enough charm to land a woman of your caliber..... for the sake of clarity I don't want to munch your carpet..... even though you strike me as more of a hardwood floor kinda gal.

Pockets Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:36 pm

Alexis: Alex has never complained about the amount of my "carpet" thank you.

Cruel Britannia Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:51 pm

Amanda laughs.

Amanda: That's a definite yes on the hardwood floor......such a thoughtful fiancee.

Jabberwocky Sun Apr 17, 2011 4:57 pm

Raquel:"Well...it took me a few tries but I'm totally clean now for five years. You know..when it was clear that Shawn was going to survive...that's what scared me the most..."

she sighs

Pockets Sun Apr 17, 2011 5:27 pm

Moira: I could believe that... did it almost make you start again?

Alexis: You really don't need to know....

She looks around.

Alexis: Those menus really must have screwed things up.

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