Re: Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:25 pm

Nikki: Oh hell yeah! I'm in!

Jessica looks very uncertain.

Jessica: I don't know about this....

Alexis looks around.

Alexis: Who would write the scripts for who?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:18 pm

Amanda: There is only one fair way to decide.....

As a waiter goes by Amanda stops him.

...excuse me may I?

She takes a sheet of paper from his order pad and his pen and starts writing the names of the girls present. She tears up the paper and puts the pieces into her hat. She starts drawing names.

....OK.....so.....

Lexi you will write for..... Jessica
Jessica you will write for.... Raquel
Raquel will write for..... Jenny
Jenny will write for..... my mum
Mum you'll write for.....Moira
Moira you will write for.... Me
I will write for.... Nikki
which means Nikki will write for.... Lexi.

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:42 pm

Jessica looks nervously at her cousin, who grins back at her. Moira smirks at Jilly.

Moira: Let mey guess... mechanical bull jokes....

Nikki: How drunk are we getting before writing these?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:49 pm

Amanda downs a shot of tequila.

Amanda: Very......

....although Lexi doesn't drink..... so she'll have to call her dear, sweet, Alex and deliver your drunken masterpiece, stone cold sober......

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:53 pm

Nikki nearly falls off of her chair laughing as Alexis looks at her in horror.

Alexis: Ah... what about Amber? Where is she anyway?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:57 pm

Amanda shrugs.

Amanda: Didn't you tell me your brother mentioned something about an island?

..... anyway..... if she decides to show..... I think we should all get to contribute to her phone call..... as payback for her tardiness.

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:03 pm

Alexis: He did... but more as them going there together, not her hiding there herself. And I heard Colin laughing in the background when I talked to Gabe, so I know he's with them.

Nikki grins at Amanda and downs a tequila of her own.

Nikki: Alright Princess, do your worst!

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:19 pm

Amanda leaves for amoment and returns with a stack of papers and a bottle of tequila. She downs another shot and scribbles furiously on the paper. She holds the paper like cue-cards. The first one reads.

"Hey baby, it's Nikki.... I just wanted to call and say I miss you.... I really miss you a lot."

Amanda: Make the call.

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:25 pm

Nikki smirks.

Nikki: That's it? Tell me you'll come up with better than that!

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:30 pm

Amanda smirks back.

Amanda: Oh you just go ahead and ask Lexi if she think I'm really letting you off this easy.....

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:40 pm

Alexis: You're not that drunk yet.

Nikki grins.

Nikki: Should I act all sultry and shit?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:45 pm

Amanda thinks.

Amanda: Hmmmn..... nah..... go for sweet and innocent.... like how they play schoolgirls in pornos.....

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:51 pm

Nikki laughs and downs another shot.

Nikki: Perfect... but you all have to keep quiet. It won't work right unless it's on speaker.

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:57 pm

Amanda smirks.

Amanda: Oh I'll be fine..... I know what's on the card.... it may prove more.... difficult for the rest of the group to contain themselves.....

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:02 pm

Nikki grins again.

Nikki: Here we go.

She calls Gabe and puts it on speaker, gesturing for the group to keep quiet.

Cryonix Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:06 pm

The sounds of music and dancing can be heard...as well as Mr. Gaines in the background. "SHE A HO FO'SHO! GET DOWN ON THAT POLE, SHOW ALEX WHAT YOU'RE WORKING WITH!"

Gabe: The 2011 National Player's Ball...Gabe speaking....

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:14 pm

Alexis stares at the phone. Nikki sternly puts a finger to her lips, then grabs the cue card, trying to sound cute and innocent.

Nikki: Hey baby...

Background snickering. Nikki waves them off.

Nikki: I just wanted to call... and say I missssedddd you.

More snickers, Nikki trying to shush them.

Nikki: I reeeallly miss you. A lot....

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:16 pm

Amanda hands her the next card.

"And so does Lady Natasha Pissywhistle."

Cryonix Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:16 pm

Gabe: Oh....that's sweet, Nikki. Having fun?

....Hey, no, no, no, no, no....You can't give that guy a blowjob....he ain't paid for services yet!....................TAKE IT IN THE FACE!.....there ya go....

...Hello?

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:21 pm

Nikki gives Amanda an odd look, then almost chokes on a shot when she hears what's going on on the other end.

Alexis: Maybe it's the tra....

Nikki: Shhh...

She puts the sweetness back in her voice.

Nikki: And... so does... Lady Natasha Pissywhistle...

She mouths "what the fuck?" to Amanda.

Cryonix Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:22 pm

Gabe: What the fuck? That sounds like something Amanda would say.....Nikki are you alrigh....

..........TAKE IT IN THE FACE!..........

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:24 pm

Amanda grins and flashes the next card.

"That's the nickname I gave my quivering beef curtains for you"

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:29 pm

Nikki almost loses it.

Nikki: That's the nickname I gave my... qu... quivering... beef curtains... for you....

Cryonix Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:31 pm

Gabe: What the....hold on Nikki...

Hey, hey! Don't be so rough with Alex! He's never had this done to him before....especially from a professional!............No....no, only three fingers...four might be too much.............I....I don't know......hold on, I'll ask...

Nikki hon, can you ask Alexis if Alex likes three fingers....or four.....

....um............no, use the Vanilla Coke bottle!

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:32 pm

Alexis' eyes bug out.

Alexis: What....

Nikki: Shh... he's kidding... I think...

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