Re: Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

Cryonix Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:33 pm

Gabe: HOLY SHIT IT IS FOUR FINGERS! ALRIGHT ALEX!

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:35 pm

Nikki has to jump up and cover Alexis' mouth.

Alexis: Mmph!

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:39 pm

Amanda quickly scribbles on a new piece of paper and holds it up.

"*sigh* oh well.... if you don't want to play I guess I'll just have to go back to masturbating all by myself...... ooooh or maybe Jenny will help."

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:45 pm

Nikki grins and gives an exaggerated sigh.

Nikki: Oh well... if you don't want to play... I guess I'll just have to go back to masturbating all by myself.

She pitches her voice to sound a little excited.

Nikki: Ooh! Or maybe Jenny will help...

She glances at Jenny and shrugs.

Cryonix Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:46 pm

Gabe: Hold on....you're going to have Jenny help you with that....wow....

....but isn't the pair of donkeys like....40 years younger? You didn't tell me you were into GMILFS....

Jenny: .....what? GMILF???!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:49 pm

"Awww don't be mean Gabe.... she doesn't look a day over 25..... and her cunt doesn't look a day over 18"

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:54 pm

Nikki holds the phone out of Jenny's reach.

Nikki: Hold on, you'll get your chance!

She moves the phone to the other side of the table and glances at the new card.

Nikki: Aww... don't be mean Gabe! She doesn't look a day over 25... and her cunt doesn't look a day over 18.

A nearby mother with small children glares at Nikki.

Cryonix Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:55 pm

Gabe: Well....that's um....nice? But um....actually I got to go...it looks like a bunch of hoes are going to rape Alex on stage....best go save him. Have a good time.....

oh...and it's pretty hard for Jenny to help you get off....when she's sitting across the table from you, Nikki....honey. Smile

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:56 pm

Nikki stares at the phone.

Nikki: How would you know that?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:57 pm

Amanda: Oh son of a bitch..... we're being watched.

Cryonix Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:57 pm

Gabe: Well....for starters....you just told me.

MWAH! BYE.

The phone disconnects...

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:58 pm

Nikki: Damnit!

Jabberwocky Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:05 pm

Raquel:"Clever boy..."

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:05 pm

Amanda downs another shot of tequila.

Amanda: Fucking spoilsport..... well we better get out of here.

Jabberwocky Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:08 pm

Raquel:"None of the boys know the rest of the itinerary? "

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:10 pm

Amanda: Bastards weren't supposed to know this much.

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:13 pm

Nikki: They shouldn't have known this.

Jabberwocky Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:14 pm

Raquel:"Maybe we should mix it up a bit...Can we switch some things around? Throw them off a bit...or at least make them work for the show if they want it that bad.."

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:15 pm

Nikki: What did you have in mind?

Jabberwocky Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:21 pm

Raquel:"Simple...whatever is planned next we bump down on the agenda a bit, and move something from later in the agenda to what we do next."

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:26 pm

Nikki: Um... well except for a few things we were kind of playing it by ear.

Jabberwocky Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:29 pm

Raquel:"Ah, fair enough. I really didn't know how this was all planned out."

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:33 pm

Nikki: As far of the guys, with one exception, we had no plans in place at all. Do you have any ideas?

Jabberwocky Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:40 pm

Raquel:"Ideas regarding what exactly?"

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:41 pm

Nikki: Getting to the guys... they've one-upped us twice already. I don't think my little trap there has been sprung yet, but I have no way of knowing for sure.

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