Re: A very OP Christmas Part 1...

[Pockets]

Alexis: I didn't mean to snap at you. I'm sorry.

[Cryonix]

*Honk Honk*

Driver: HEY BUDDY...WANT TO HURRY UP THERE?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: If that asshole has woken up our children I swear to god......

[Pockets]

One by one, four different wails start in the backseat. Alexis hurriedly turns back in her seat trying to comfort them as best she can while still being hindered by her seat belt.

Alexis: Shh... shh... I'm right here... and daddy's right here... it's alright....

[Cryonix]

Driver: HEY SOCCER MOM....HURRY UP AND MOVE THAT DAMN TANK! SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE LIVES TO GET TO!

[Pockets]

The babies start to wail more loudly and in between trying to comfort them, Alexis gives a death glare to the other driver.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Hey kids..... want daddy to make the bad man go away?

[Pockets]

Alexis goes from death-glaring to looking worried.

Alexis: What are you going to do?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: I'm merely going to go over there and ask this..... person.... what is so important that he must wake my four newborn children from their peaceful slumber.

Alex pulls the car to a gentle stop.

[Pockets]

Alexis: Alex... come on. We have to get to the hospital, remember.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: You said it yourself sweetie.... it's just a checkup.....

He starts to very slowly get out of the car.

[Pockets]

Alexis is torn between holding him back and taking care of the crying children. She unbuckles her seatbelt and half launches herself in the backseat so she can actually touch the children, while trying to hold Alex back with her legs and feet.

[Cryonix]

Driver: Oh my God. Really?

*HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNK!*

Driver: Stupid kids that get shit handed to them....HURRY UP!

[Pockets]

Alexis relaxes her legs.

Alexis: Just make this quick and not too bloody alright? I really would prefer you not getting hauled to jail for this.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Oh don't worry daddy will be right back.

Alex exits the car, finally revealing his full 6'1" 220lb of pure tattooed muscle physique to the driver as he walks over to the driver's window and taps on it..... firmly.

[Pockets]

Alexis comforts the twins and tries to see if Jillian has passed already.

[Cryonix]

The driver rolls down his window...

Driver: Do you want something?

Coming up behind in the Mercedes is Amanda and Micah....

Micah: Oh hell....

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex cracks his neck.

Alex: Well it seems you were trying to communicate something to me.... I'm just wondering what it was, that was so important that you felt the need to wake my sleeping, newborn, quadruplets on their way to the hospital?

No....wait..... don't answer that....

He goes to the hood of the car and with one sharp tug rips it open with his bare hands, he then rips the horn from the still running engine and heads back over to the driver.

.... because you like to communicate with this.... don't you? Lets try it your way.....

Alex goes to "honk" the guys horn but instead puts his fist through his steering wheel, it doesn't make a sound. He drops enough money in the guys lap to repair the damages.

Here you go.... use the next one more responsibly.... otherwise.... next time.... it will be YOU that I silence.... got it?

[Pockets]

Alexis stares out the window.

Alexis: And that, guys, is an extreme way to handle an annoying driver.

The quadruplets stare at her intently as if trying to take it all in.

[Cryonix]

The driver glares at Alex...

Driver: Heh...it's amazing what steroids can do. I hope your children aren't subjected to the needle as early as YOU were!

Micah pulls the car up next to Alex and the driver...

Micah: Hey Alex...having a...problem?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex's calm demeanour turns much darker as he pulls the driver.... with one hand.... through the window of his car and holds him in the air.

Alex: Only one that is about to be resolved.....

He looks at the driver.

.... think I can rip your tongue out of your face as easy as I did your car horn?

[Pockets]

Alexis tries to shield the curious babies' eyes as she tries to catch either Micah's or Amanda's eyes.

[Cryonix]

Micah catches Alexis's look...

Micah: Alex....your children need you. Your wife needs you. Your time is better spent elsewhere than with this guy.

Driver: No, go ahead...do something! I'll sue you for everything you got! I'll make sure your...

Micah: Um, if I may...you are currently in a vise grip by one of the biggest men you've ever seen. Maybe want to think about something other than threats, fella.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex's grip tightens. Amanda nonchalantly lights a cigarette.

Amanda: Hate to correct you sweetie..... but I think THAT..... is one of the biggest guys he's ever seen.

She points to the approaching Gabriel.

[Cryonix]

A few seconds prior...

Gabe: Man...those kids are cute. I can't wait to get them in babysitting duty. I...

Gabe notices the scene playing out in front of him and Nikki...

Gabriel: What the hell?

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