Gabe and Nikki....vs. The World....
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Re: Gabe and Nikki....vs. The World....
Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:33 pm
Nikki: I'm usually the one doing the stuff though... she's always off in her own little world.
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Re: Gabe and Nikki....vs. The World....
Cruel Britannia Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:35 pm
Amanda: YOU FILLED MY BOOK-BAG WITH DILDOS IN JUNIOR HIGH!
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Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:36 pm
Gabe: THEY WERE YOURS ANYWAY!
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Cruel Britannia Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:39 pm
Amanda: THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO MAKE MYSELF AIR-TIGHT DURING GYM!
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Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:40 pm
Gabe: I........wait...you used to masturbate during gym class? Really? No wonder we always had to wash your gym clothes...
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Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:43 pm
Nikki stares at Gabe.
Nikki: Well... I'm going to get something to drink....
Nikki: Well... I'm going to get something to drink....
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Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:44 pm
Gabe: I'll go with you. I'm still hungry and we still have things to do...in the kitchen. Amanda....can we hurry this up, I have to go...and I'm sure your hipster boyfriend won't like you being on the phone with me like this...
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Cruel Britannia Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:48 pm
Amanda: That's it Gabe.... keep talking shit about Micah...... have fun in the kitchen.....
She hangs up and Gabe recieves a text message saying "II"
As Nikki walks into the Kitchen she sees a 700lb woman devouring everything in the kitchen.
She hangs up and Gabe recieves a text message saying "II"
As Nikki walks into the Kitchen she sees a 700lb woman devouring everything in the kitchen.
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Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:53 pm
Nikki: Aahh! Who are you, and why are you in here?
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Cruel Britannia Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:54 pm
Woman: What's it look like? I'm eatin' bitch.....
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Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:56 pm
Nikki: Look... bitch. This ain't your house, and that ain't your food. So get out.
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Cruel Britannia Sat Jul 09, 2011 11:58 pm
The woman belches loudly. It forces Nikki back into the wall.
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Cryonix Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:00 am
Gabe: Mandy you cheeky fuckin' bitch....
......~sigh~ Hello Belinda. Long time, no digestion, eh?
......~sigh~ Hello Belinda. Long time, no digestion, eh?
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Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:04 am
Belinda: Oh hey sugar-pie.....
....mmmmmm..... sugar pie
...... hey you remember how you said I was too skinny for you?
She squirts an entire can of cheez-whiz into her face and farts.
AM I SEXY NOW!!!!!?
....mmmmmm..... sugar pie
...... hey you remember how you said I was too skinny for you?
She squirts an entire can of cheez-whiz into her face and farts.
AM I SEXY NOW!!!!!?
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Cryonix Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:05 am
Gabe: Well...your outer fat rolls have great breasts....
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Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:06 am
Nikki glances at Gabe.
Nikki: What do you do to women to turn them into basket cases?
Nikki: What do you do to women to turn them into basket cases?
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Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:07 am
Belinda: Awwww yeah baby..... you ever been balls deep in a back flap?
She does a sexy dance.
She does a sexy dance.
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Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:07 am
Nikki: I think I'm going to be sick....
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Cryonix Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:09 am
Gabe dry heaves...
Gabe: Nikki...I was nine years old....I barely remember.... Please...stop moving. God knows what will fly out of there....
A baby lamb flies out of the window....
Gabe: ............what?
Gabe: Nikki...I was nine years old....I barely remember.... Please...stop moving. God knows what will fly out of there....
A baby lamb flies out of the window....
Gabe: ............what?
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Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:11 am
Nikki: You told a nine year old girl she was too skinny? How do you even defeat something like this? Slimfast?
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Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 12:15 am
Belinda: Same way you stay so scrawny bitch...... Binge..... and PURGE!
She vomits towards Nikki but misses. The vomit starts melting the painting on the wall.....
She vomits towards Nikki but misses. The vomit starts melting the painting on the wall.....
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Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 7:39 am
Nikki cringes, disgusted.
Nikki: Actually, I exercise and eat reasonably, bitch... but if that's what it takes for you....
She looks at Gabe.
Nikki: Duck!
She bull rushes Belinda, and head-butts her hard in the stomach.
Nikki: Actually, I exercise and eat reasonably, bitch... but if that's what it takes for you....
She looks at Gabe.
Nikki: Duck!
She bull rushes Belinda, and head-butts her hard in the stomach.
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Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:16 am
Nikki's head becomes fully wedged in Belinda's fat folds.
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Re: Gabe and Nikki....vs. The World....
Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:32 pm
Nikki: Mmmmuuurrrggg!
After a bit of a struggle and mostly accomplished by her digging in her feet, Nikki finally manages to pry herself loose with a sickenly wet pop, and staggers out of the kitchen, gagging and retching, throwing herself outside.
Nikki: Fresh air!
After a few minutes of recovery she stomps back into the kitchen, and points menacingly at Belinda
Nikki: I challenge you to a parkour race... if, of course you can actually move that fat ass of yours.
After a bit of a struggle and mostly accomplished by her digging in her feet, Nikki finally manages to pry herself loose with a sickenly wet pop, and staggers out of the kitchen, gagging and retching, throwing herself outside.
Nikki: Fresh air!
After a few minutes of recovery she stomps back into the kitchen, and points menacingly at Belinda
Nikki: I challenge you to a parkour race... if, of course you can actually move that fat ass of yours.
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Cryonix Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:35 pm
Gabe: So...I'm going to order a pizza....anyone want some?
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