Re: Gabe and Nikki....vs. The World....

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:59 pm

The next few moments are nothing but dust clouds...The dogs and cats fight it out. Gabe gets out of the pool and starts to dry off...

Elizabeth: PUT THAT AWAY! You're in public!

Gabe: Um...no i'm not. I'm in my house. MY HOUSE....which actually...you are not allowed....and your evil dogs are attackin' my kitties...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:00 pm

Nikki: Funny how she doesn't seem to mind my being naked....

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:04 pm

Gabe: Well, that's cause she likes girls, Nikki....

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:07 pm

Nikki: Then why the big deal with you? Or did you look like a girl when you were little?

She looks at Elizabeth with a wide-eyed smirk.

Nikki: Is that why you're obsessed with him? You thought his name was Gabrielle?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:12 pm

Elizabeth: NO! I was....seeing someone at the time he robbed me of my first kiss!

Gabe: Alex dared me to kiss 'that girl' so...

Elizabeth: LIES! You know how I felt about Mandy! You did that on purpose!

Gabe: ....Mandy? Oh God....

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:22 pm

Nikki: ... and you were... six...?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:26 pm

Gabe: Eh...five and a half...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:28 pm

Nikki: Um... I've got nothing I can possibly say about that....

She glances at the animal fight.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:32 pm

After ten more minutes...Rampage and Jester stand in victory!

Gabe: Well that was weird...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:34 pm

Nikki gives the cats treats, looking over at Elizabeth.

Nikki: Alright, what else you got?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:53 pm

Elizabeth dives at Nikki, trying to choke her....

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:54 pm

Nikki sidesteps.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:01 pm

Elizabeth slips and falls on her face....and busts into coins...

Gabe: Holy Shit....that really happens?

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:06 pm

Nikki looks at Gabe and blinks, then shrugs.

Nikki: I guess so.

She bends down to see if it's Canadian currency, or American... or maybe even British.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:12 pm

Gabe: Heh....crap. It's Monopoly money...who the fuck's going to clean this up?

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:16 pm

Nikki: Fake girlfriend? Well, since it's our house we're kinda stuck with the cleanup.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:19 pm

Gabe: Damnit....I guess we should. Um...I guess I should mention...if we're going to um....'get that drink' together...you might have to....possibly defeat my Legion of Evil Ex Girlfriends....

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:24 pm

Nikki smirks.

Nikki: So all ex-girlfriends, not just "ex's"....

She eyes Gabe.

Nikki: Legion? How many are we talking here?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:25 pm

Gabe: ~mumble~ ....or so I think.

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:27 pm

Nikki: How many?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:36 pm

Gabe: I told you......~mumble~...teen...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:39 pm

Nikki stares at Gabe.

Nikki: Teen? How many teen?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:39 pm

Gabe: Well....er.....um.....

...........................................seven.

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:41 pm

Nikki: So... seventeen deranged women are going to come and try to beat the shit out of me? Please tell me there is no "Gideon" here....

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:41 pm

Gabe: ......Yeah, so I'd better start cleaning up.....

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