Re: Gabe and Nikki....vs. The World....

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:51 pm

Nikki nods, staring right at Gabe.

Nikki: If all is fair in love and war... I think it goes double here....

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:52 pm

The two float in the pool for 3 hours...each subtly moving, when finally Gabe hits...a spot...causing Nikki's hand to slam into his groin area....

Gabe: DAMN, NIKKI! Spacial Relations!

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:53 pm

Nikki glares at Gabe.

Nikki: You asked for it.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:54 pm

No description needed save for two words.....'Thumbs up'. Nikki's eyes go wide....

Gabe: So did you. Now...play nice, or I'll be forced to get serious...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:56 pm

Nikki's hand starts to cramp and she twitches her fingers harder, unintentionally.

Nikki: Damnit... ow....

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:57 pm

The two continue to subtly move when.....a woman dressed like Paris Hilton jumps out of the bushes...

Woman: MS. CRAWFORD! CONSIDER OUR FIGHT BEGU.....

....um...what the hell are you two doing?

Gabe: BETH?!!?!?

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:59 pm

Nikki ducks most of the way under the water then wonders why she's hiding and pops back up.

Nikki: Who the hell are you?

She looks at Gabe.

Nikki: Who is she?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:01 pm

Gabe: Um....oh, crap. She's....Elizabeth Mariott. Um....she's...well....

Elizabeth: I'M GABRIEL'S FIRST EVIL EX-GIRLFRIEND!

Gabe: Um...yeah, that. Did I not mention this before?

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:02 pm

Nikki's eyebrows rise in disbelief.

Nikki: You have to be kidding me.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:03 pm

Elizabeth: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING?!?!?!

Gabe: In that outfit....

Elizabeth: You stay out of this Gabe! Do you know how much you hurt me?

Gabe: We were fuckin' six!

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:04 pm

Nikki smirks

Nikki: Alright, I get it... did Alex put you up to this?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:05 pm

Elizabeth: No....his cousin did not. Now.....DETACH YOURSELF FROM MY EX'S GENITALS AND FIGHT ME!

Gabe: ....did you really just say that?

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:07 pm

Nikki rolls her eyes.

Nikki: Yeah... ex... meaning you've got no rights to these anymore....

She tilts her head slightly.

Nikki: Sorry.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:08 pm

Elizabeth: Wh....wha.....HOW DARE YOU! POOCHIE...ATTACK!

With that, Elizabeth throws her poodle at Nikki....who lands on her shoulders and starts biting her hair...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:09 pm

Nikki: Ow! You're gonna lose the dog, bitch! Let's see how long Precious can hold his breath!

She ducks fully under the water.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:12 pm

As Nikki goes...so does her hand...and Gabe's 'boys'....

Gabe: NIKK.......~glug~

Elizabeth: POOCHIE! RECOVER!

The dog latches on to Nikki's ear, trying to force her to come up...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:17 pm

Nikki shoots up, screaming in outraged pain, letting go of Gabe after an accidental reflex squeeze. She puts a hand over the poodle's nose, forcing it to let go of her ear, then holds it above her head.

Nikki: This dog is going to learn how to fly if it bites me again! You want to fight me, than come and get me!

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:20 pm

Elizabeth: That's more like it! Poochie....return!

Poochie seems to turn into a red beam and returns to Elizabeth's purse....that is oddly shaped like a Pokeball. Nikki gets out of the pool and stands toe to toe with Elizabeth...

...and that's when the verses screen frames them both...

Elizabeth vs. Nikki.....................................FIGHT!

Both Elizabeth and Nikki look around for the disembodied voice....

Elizabeth: Um...did you hear that?

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:25 pm

Nikki: Yeah, I did... weird....

Without warning she pushes Elizabeth into the pool.

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:29 pm

Elizabeth dunks...and comes up steaming mad...

Elizabeth: DO.YOU.KNOW.HOW.MUCH.THIS.SHIT.COST? You are dead, Nikki....and not in a good way!

Gabe: ...why the hell did I date you?

Elizabeth: Because I was cute, sweet and innocent! You ruined all that!

Gabe: ....by kissing you on the forehead?

Elizabeth: IT WAS MY FIRST KISS!

Gabe: .....on the forehead...

Elizabeth: Every kiss is special!

Gabe: .....FORE-HEAD!...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:32 pm

Nikki watches the conversation, then looks at Elizabeth.

Nikki: Wow... you're batshit crazy!

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:39 pm

Elizabeth's right eye twitches.....a lot....

Gabe: Um...Nikki....

Elizabeth: Did you just...call me....crazy?

Gabe: Nikki....

Elizabeth: I am not.....CRAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Elizabeth opens her purse and out jumps 4 poodles, along with Poochie and 4 Chihuahuas. They all growl at Nikki....then stand on their hind legs...and take a fighting pose...

Gabe: Now I remember why we broke up. You wanted to genetically engineer ninja dogs...

Elizabeth: THEY'RE CUTE!

Gabe: Bat....shit....crazy...

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:41 pm

Nikki stares at Elizabeth in disbelief.

Nikki: You're seriously going to sic walking footballs on me?

Cryonix Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:44 pm

Elizabeth: ATTACK!

The dogs all jump at once in the air....and it goes slow motion as they approach Nikki....

Pockets Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:55 pm

Nikki smirks.

Nikki: Rampage! Jester! Got new toys for you to play with.

Gabe's large cats saunter out of the bushes and lay, ready to spring when the little dogs get close.

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