Re: Gabe and Nikki....vs. The World....

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:37 pm

Nikki: You do realize that if you do, that monstrous blob sitting there is going to eat all of it, and probably the cardboard box too.

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:38 pm

Belinda: Yeah.... triple topping..... triple chheese.... triple sauce..... triple base...... triple triple...... I'mma go work up an appetite on the anorexic hooker over there....

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:44 pm

Nikki: I'd love to see you try and run... two steps and you'll be on the floor gasping for breath. That means I'll win and you have to leave, or explode into monopoly money, or whatever.

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:48 pm

Belinda smirks.

Belinda: I'll even let you have a headstart vinegartits.....

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:50 pm

Nikki: Oh hell no... you'll just sit back here and try to eat the place.

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:54 pm

Belinda shrugs.

Belinda: Have it you way...... Three.....Two....One......

Belinda darts out the door in record speed and uses gravity and her very round figure to roll down the hill leading to Gabe's house at lightning speed.

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:57 pm

Nikki takes off after her.

Nikki: Parkour means jumping stuff too, you know!

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 5:59 pm

Belinda steers to hit a dirt bank as a ramp, she gets about 10 feet of air.

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:08 pm

Nikki: Oh, son of a bitch!

She uses the opportunity of Belinda having launched herself straight into the air to give herself more ground and pass underneath Belinda, moving quickly so she won't get squished when gravity took its toll.

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:10 pm

Belinda is approaching Nikki quickly from behind a-la Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:17 pm

Nikki launches herself over a privacy hedge, running on pure adrenaline.

Cryonix Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:18 pm

Gabe: Yes....Modern Apizza...Yeah hi, I'd like to order for delivery please...

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:25 pm

Belinda takes that opportunity to overtake Nikki, adding a little more speed through the medium of farting..... a visible cloud....

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:28 pm

Nikki: Look! Pizza guy!

Cruel Britannia Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:37 pm

Belinda's eyes widen and she swerves to catch the delivery guy..... but she crashes right into his moped and bursts into a shower of chocolate coins.

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:40 pm

Nikki tries to wave away a little of Belinda's fart cloud as she skids to a walk.

Nikki: Hey... sorry about that.

Cryonix Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:42 pm

Gabe is sitting there eating a slice of pizza and some salad....

Gabe: Um....oh, fight's over?

Pockets Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:50 pm

Nikki: I should have thought to have her chase after food to begin with....

She makes a face at Gabe.

Nikki: Enjoy the show?

Cryonix Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:54 pm

Gabe: Actually....Um....World's scariest police chases was on....so....

Pockets Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:35 pm

Nikki: You weren't even making sure I wasn't going to get run over by that Mack truck?

Cryonix Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:37 pm

Gabe: Of course I was! How could you think I wasn't?

Pockets Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:40 pm

Nikki: You were watching "World's Scariest Police Chases" and ordering a pizza... although I like the timing on the pizza.

She looks down at the armful of paper.

Nikki: Want more fake money?

Cryonix Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:42 pm

Gabe: EXACTLY!....they um...had you two on...

Pockets Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:43 pm

Nikki: What? How was that a police chase? Did they think she was a car?

She sits next to Gabe.

Nikki: Wow, they get those on the air really quickly.

Cryonix Tue Jul 12, 2011 8:46 pm

Gabe pulls her close, handing her a plate of a couple pizza slices and a Mountain Dew...

Gabe: Hungry?

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