Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2

Cryonix Wed Jun 29, 2011 1:28 am

Mrs. Gaines: Oh...hello, Moira is it? It's nice to meet you.

Pockets Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:09 am

Moira nods.

Moira: Nice to meet you too... I didn't catch your name.

Cruel Britannia Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:26 am

Ewan: Oh I'm sorry how rude of me Moira this is Edith and Leroy Gaines... they're Alex and Lexi's neighbours from downstairs. They've been very kind to our kids..... and apparently they were as pleased as anyone to hear that those two had finally gotten together.

Pockets Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:34 am

Moira: Oh... well... thank you for keepin' an eye on them.

Cryonix Wed Jun 29, 2011 7:41 am

Mrs. Gaines: Of course. They're sweet kids. Wait...I'm sorry, you said your last name was Crawford, right? Am I mistaken or is....Lexi's last name before marriage O'Ryan?

Mr. Gaines: Oh...crap....

Pockets Wed Jun 29, 2011 10:51 am

Moira raises her eyebrows at Mr. Gaines reaction.

Moira: Alexis 'ad 'er father's last name. We ain't been together for years, an' anyway I kept my own maiden name professionally.

Cryonix Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:11 am

Mrs. Gaines: Ah, well that makes sense. Your daughter is quite lovely...and very well behaved. She seemed to love having 'coke flavored' cupcakes with vanilla frosting...

...that girl has a thing for coke...

Pockets Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:13 am

Moira stares at Mrs. Gaines.

Moira: I 'ope you're referrin' to the drink....

Cryonix Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:19 am

Mrs. Gaines: What, you haven't see it? She inhales coke all the time! It's like she can't get away from it! It's like....an addiction.

Mr. Gaines: Honey....shut up

Ben and Micah can't control their laughter...

Mrs. Gaines: WHAT?!?! Am I missing something?

Pockets Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:04 am

Moira is really starting to look concerned, until Ben and Micah start laughing.

Moira: ... roit...

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:02 am

Ewan is in on the joke, but decides to play along.

Ewan: Mrs. Gaines is right..... we had a special cunboard built at the new house just for Lexi's Coke stash.

Pockets Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:52 pm

Moira gives Ewan a rather disturbed look.

Moira: The joke ain't funny.

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:24 pm

Ewan smirks.

Ewan: I'm hilarious and you know it....

Pockets Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:25 pm

Moira smirks back.

Moira: Not really, no.

Cryonix Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:27 pm

Mover 1: Well the truck is all loaded up and want not. Youse.....wants us to be at the new location too, yeah?

Mover 2: Mr. Edwards...I'm so sorry....he's like this with everyone.

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:30 pm

Ewan blinks. and shows Mover 2 a wad of hundred dollar bills.

Ewan: $500 says you can complete the job without your....... friend.....

Cryonix Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:34 pm

Mover 2: Um....yeah....yeah, I can. Hey, Harry....scram.

Mover 1: Hey, share the wealth!

Mover 2: Why, when I did all the work here to begin with?

Mover 1: I'm your supervisor. It's my job to supervise....and so I did.

Ben: Son, what's your name?

Mover 2: Luke. Luke Healy, sir.

Ben: Very well then, Luke. Send your supervisor away and let's be off...and I'll double the ammount.

Luke: TIME TO GO!

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:44 pm

Ewan and the others say good bye to the Gaines' and head down to their cars to head to the new house.

Cryonix Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:23 pm

They caravan from 294 out of the city to Alex and Alexis's new home....meanwhile....Gabe is on the phone with Nikki...

Gabe: Nikki, shut up, I'm not lost, I'll be there soon.......Yes, I got off at the right exit.......I think.....So why does it say Wisconsin exit 5 miles.....?.......WHAT DO YOU MEAN LEFT TURN! YOU SAID RIGHT!....

Pockets Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:28 pm

Nikki, who is waiting at the new house, winces at the phone.

Nikki: Will you shush! I still have a nasty headache... remind me never to drink that much at once.... Alright, alright... get off the expressway when you can, then get back on going south... the sign will say south... can you do that?

Cryonix Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:30 pm

Gabe: Yeah, yeah. I see it...I'm on my way....

About an hour later....Gabe shows up....and behind him is a bus full of bikini models. He gets out of the car and smiles at Nikki....

Gabe: Great directions, hon! You led me right past these girls that needed help changing their tires. Alright girls...now if you just head down this street and make a left you'll be back on the expressway.

Pockets Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:31 pm

Nikki glares at Gabe, crossing her arms.

Cryonix Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:35 pm

Gabe: What?

Girl 1: Hey, thanks a lot Gabe!

Gabe: No problem. Now be careful...you don't have any more spare tires.

Girl 4: Maybe you should come with us...just in case, then.

Gabe: Heh...um...no...I can't. My future wife here would get awfully mad.

Girl 2: Bring her along. We have a spare bikini...

Gabe: ...this is not happening...

Girl 5: I heard he showed his 'elephant' to the Queen of England....

Gabe: ...Oh God...

Pockets Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:36 pm

Nikki stares at Gabe.

Nikki: You did what?

Cryonix Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:37 pm

Gabe: That was a very long time ago...and to be honest.....it was Amanda's fault.

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