Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex simply stares with his mouth wide open.

Alex: ...... Grandpa Ian must have shit a brick.....

[Pockets]

Alexis: I suppose you do what you have to, to get your foot in the door....

She watches the video as a dark haired teenager enters, cringing, and the girls nearby go absolutely nuts, screaming "yaoi! yaoi!". Alexis snickers.

Alexis: It looks like Shawn got it worse.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Wanna bet?

The camera switches to a shot of a bright-red Ewan getting mauled by a large group of Catgirls waving dildos.

[Pockets]

Alexis laughs so hard she falls over.

[Cruel Britannia]

He offers Lexi his hand.

Alex: You OK sweetie?

Thankfully the wrestling clips start and despite the assless chaps and suspenders, a wide array of highly athletic and innovative tag-team offence is shown.

Wow.... they were good.

[Pockets]

Alexis lets Alex help her up.

Alexis: I wonder who thought they needed the whole yaoi thing to get over?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: I bet it's Antonio Inoki..... dad always had some kinda grudge against him but I never knew why.

The clip of Shawn and Ewan kissing at the Tokyo Dome is shown. Alex's eyes go wide and he turns pale.

[Pockets]

Alexis shrieks with laugher and doubles over, turning away from the computer, her face turning red from laughing so hard.

Alexis: Maybe... maybe... that... is... why....!

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex laughs too as we see Ewan cutting off large chunks of his hair and handing it to crying girls in the front row.

Alex: THAT'S WHY HE SHAVED HIS HEAD!

[Pockets]

Alexis looks back over.

Alexis: Do we... let them know... that we know?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex is full-on laughing now.

Alex: They'd never be able to look at us again.

[Pockets]

Alexis: Then we better hope we don't slip. I'm going to have a hard time looking at them at our wedding.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Oh that reminds me. This came for you.

He hands her a letter.

[Pockets]

Alexis takes the letter, curious.

Alexis: Who would be sending a letter to just me?

She opens it.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Well actually it's from the immigration office. I hope you dont mind but I asked them to send you this. The last form you'll ever have to fill in for them. The application for your permanent green card.

[Pockets]

Alexis looks at Alex a little oddly.

Alexis: Mom did all that when we moved to Tampa Bay... what else is left?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Well.... now there's no need for you to keep renewing your visa, or worry about being deported..... you're entitled to become a fully-fledged American citizen.... since you're marrying an American.

[Pockets]

Alexis: What do you mean I'm marrying an American? You're English, aren't you?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: I was raised in England, but I was born in Phoenix. So, yeah, technically American. Well, actually, technically I have dual citizenship.

[Pockets]

Alexis looks a little surprised.

Alexis: You learn something new every day.... I wonder if they'll ask me a lot of questions to prove we're not just getting married so I can stay here.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Nope...fortunately I was able to provide them with offical documents that prove you've been living with me legally for over a year.

He smiles.

[Pockets]

Alexis looks at the form.

Alexis: So... I fill this out, send it in... and I'm an American citizen?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Yup..... if that's what you want.

[Pockets]

Alexis smirks.

Alexis: I like being Canadian.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex wraps his arms around her.

Alex: I like you being Canadian too.

He kisses her and imitates a Canadian accent.

....the accent is really sexy eh.

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