Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:28 pm
Alex shrugs.
Alex: No..... I was just struggling to maintain the refrigerator as vagina metaphor.
Alex: No..... I was just struggling to maintain the refrigerator as vagina metaphor.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:30 pm
Alexis laughs.
Alexis: And I was going more for it turning into a cold shower. Unless you're into necrophilia, no vagina is that cold.
Alexis: And I was going more for it turning into a cold shower. Unless you're into necrophilia, no vagina is that cold.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:33 pm
Alex stares at Lexi his mouth agape.
Alex: You've been reading up on Necrophillia as well as aerobic sex?
Alex: You've been reading up on Necrophillia as well as aerobic sex?
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:34 pm
Alexis stares at Alex for a moment.
Alexis: No... I just know what the word means.
Alexis: No... I just know what the word means.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:40 pm
Alex gasps dramatically, now obviously joking.
Alex: EW! Honestly Lexi..... I can't believe you're into that sort of thing..... what other dark secrets are you hiding? Bestiality? Sadism? Midget Lesbian Orgies?
Alex: EW! Honestly Lexi..... I can't believe you're into that sort of thing..... what other dark secrets are you hiding? Bestiality? Sadism? Midget Lesbian Orgies?
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:42 pm
Alexis makes a face.
Alexis: You've been hanging around Shawn too long.
Alexis: You've been hanging around Shawn too long.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:48 pm
Alex laughs.
Alex: Funny. That's what my dad said when I told him you were living here.
Alex: Funny. That's what my dad said when I told him you were living here.
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Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:52 pm
Alexis: Why was that? From the stories I've heard Shawn didn't usually bring his many women back to live with him.
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Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:57 pm
Alex: I guess it was his little joke about me suddenly developing an interest in a woman..... I'm sure he knew that he'd never influence me to the point where I share his......
He bites his lip.
.....habits.
He bites his lip.
.....habits.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:01 pm
Alexis glances at Alex.
Alexis: I was more referring to the bit about the midgets... Shawn seems to have just a little too much interest in midget porn.
Alexis: I was more referring to the bit about the midgets... Shawn seems to have just a little too much interest in midget porn.
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Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:04 pm
Alex cracks his neck.
Alex: Yeah.... it's kind of a running joke of his..... goes back to some incident with my dad..... I wasn't ever really that keen on knowing exactly what it was about.
Alex: Yeah.... it's kind of a running joke of his..... goes back to some incident with my dad..... I wasn't ever really that keen on knowing exactly what it was about.
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Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:06 pm
Alexis nods.
Alexis: One of the times that ignorance is a good thing.
Alexis: One of the times that ignorance is a good thing.
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Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:09 pm
Alex: Judging from their reaction whenever Japan is mentioned.... ignorance is a very good thing.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:16 pm
Alexis: Japanese midget porn?
She shudders.
Alexis: Shawn took me to Japan when I was younger, and the only weird thing was whenever anyone looked at Shawn and said "yaoi" he'd put his head down and start walking really fast. I don't know why anyone would call him gay though.
She shudders.
Alexis: Shawn took me to Japan when I was younger, and the only weird thing was whenever anyone looked at Shawn and said "yaoi" he'd put his head down and start walking really fast. I don't know why anyone would call him gay though.
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Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:24 pm
Alex looks thoughtful.
Alex: Same thing happened when I went with him..... Yaoi is pretty big in Japan though..... I mean I hear there was even a tag-team over there decades ago called the Fabulous Yaoi Brothers.
Alex: Same thing happened when I went with him..... Yaoi is pretty big in Japan though..... I mean I hear there was even a tag-team over there decades ago called the Fabulous Yaoi Brothers.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:27 pm
Alexis shrugs and goes back to putting away groceries... then does a mental double take and stops dead.
Alexis: You don't think...?
Alexis: You don't think...?
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Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:30 pm
Alex's eyes go wide, he then sprints over to the computer and switches it on and waits for it to boot up.
Alex: No freaking way.
Alex: No freaking way.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:31 pm
Alexis is right behind him.
Alexis: That would explain a lot.
Alexis: That would explain a lot.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:39 pm
Alex goes to Youtube and searches for the Yaoi Brothers. But the first few videos he tries lead to the message "The video you requested has been removed following a claim by L.E.H. Ltd." Alex laughs loudly.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:41 pm
Alexis: Is L.E.H. familiar to you?
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:44 pm
Alex smiles.
Alex: LEGACY Entertainment Holdings. My dad's umbrella company, which holds the rights to The Icebox, CBCA, Moshi Moshi's and anything featuring either of my parent's likenesses.
Alex: LEGACY Entertainment Holdings. My dad's umbrella company, which holds the rights to The Icebox, CBCA, Moshi Moshi's and anything featuring either of my parent's likenesses.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:47 pm
Alexis grins.
Alexis: Try typing "Japanese tag teams". Everything direct has probably been taken down, so we'll have to go about it a little indirectly.
Alexis: Try typing "Japanese tag teams". Everything direct has probably been taken down, so we'll have to go about it a little indirectly.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:55 pm
Alex grins wickedly.
Alex: I think I have a more direct solution.
Alex searches Youtube.jp and instantly finds over two thousand Yaoi brother tribute videos and matches. He clicks on one of the tribute videos and is instantly met by slow-motion footage of a good-looking teenager with flowing blonde hair, running down the aisle being spanked with Yaoi paddles by the front row.
Alex: I think I have a more direct solution.
Alex searches Youtube.jp and instantly finds over two thousand Yaoi brother tribute videos and matches. He clicks on one of the tribute videos and is instantly met by slow-motion footage of a good-looking teenager with flowing blonde hair, running down the aisle being spanked with Yaoi paddles by the front row.
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Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2
Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 6:05 pm
Alexis stares at the screen.
Alexis: It's your dad... I saw a picture of him at the estate, it looked just like that....!
She can't hold it in any longer and bursts out laughing.
Alexis: He looks so embarrassed....
Alexis: It's your dad... I saw a picture of him at the estate, it looked just like that....!
She can't hold it in any longer and bursts out laughing.
Alexis: He looks so embarrassed....
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