Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:25 pm

Alexis: It's broken?

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:28 pm

Alex shrugs.

Alex: No..... I was just struggling to maintain the refrigerator as vagina metaphor.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:30 pm

Alexis laughs.

Alexis: And I was going more for it turning into a cold shower. Unless you're into necrophilia, no vagina is that cold.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:33 pm

Alex stares at Lexi his mouth agape.

Alex: You've been reading up on Necrophillia as well as aerobic sex?

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:34 pm

Alexis stares at Alex for a moment.

Alexis: No... I just know what the word means.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:40 pm

Alex gasps dramatically, now obviously joking.

Alex: EW! Honestly Lexi..... I can't believe you're into that sort of thing..... what other dark secrets are you hiding? Bestiality? Sadism? Midget Lesbian Orgies?

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:42 pm

Alexis makes a face.

Alexis: You've been hanging around Shawn too long.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:48 pm

Alex laughs.

Alex: Funny. That's what my dad said when I told him you were living here.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 4:52 pm

Alexis: Why was that? From the stories I've heard Shawn didn't usually bring his many women back to live with him.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 4:57 pm

Alex: I guess it was his little joke about me suddenly developing an interest in a woman..... I'm sure he knew that he'd never influence me to the point where I share his......

He bites his lip.

.....habits.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:01 pm

Alexis glances at Alex.

Alexis: I was more referring to the bit about the midgets... Shawn seems to have just a little too much interest in midget porn.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:04 pm

Alex cracks his neck.

Alex: Yeah.... it's kind of a running joke of his..... goes back to some incident with my dad..... I wasn't ever really that keen on knowing exactly what it was about.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:06 pm

Alexis nods.

Alexis: One of the times that ignorance is a good thing.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:09 pm

Alex: Judging from their reaction whenever Japan is mentioned.... ignorance is a very good thing.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:16 pm

Alexis: Japanese midget porn?

She shudders.

Alexis: Shawn took me to Japan when I was younger, and the only weird thing was whenever anyone looked at Shawn and said "yaoi" he'd put his head down and start walking really fast. I don't know why anyone would call him gay though.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:24 pm

Alex looks thoughtful.

Alex: Same thing happened when I went with him..... Yaoi is pretty big in Japan though..... I mean I hear there was even a tag-team over there decades ago called the Fabulous Yaoi Brothers.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:27 pm

Alexis shrugs and goes back to putting away groceries... then does a mental double take and stops dead.

Alexis: You don't think...?

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:30 pm

Alex's eyes go wide, he then sprints over to the computer and switches it on and waits for it to boot up.

Alex: No freaking way.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:31 pm

Alexis is right behind him.

Alexis: That would explain a lot.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:39 pm

Alex goes to Youtube and searches for the Yaoi Brothers. But the first few videos he tries lead to the message "The video you requested has been removed following a claim by L.E.H. Ltd." Alex laughs loudly.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:41 pm

Alexis: Is L.E.H. familiar to you?

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:44 pm

Alex smiles.

Alex: LEGACY Entertainment Holdings. My dad's umbrella company, which holds the rights to The Icebox, CBCA, Moshi Moshi's and anything featuring either of my parent's likenesses.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 5:47 pm

Alexis grins.

Alexis: Try typing "Japanese tag teams". Everything direct has probably been taken down, so we'll have to go about it a little indirectly.

Cruel Britannia Thu May 19, 2011 5:55 pm

Alex grins wickedly.

Alex: I think I have a more direct solution.

Alex searches Youtube.jp and instantly finds over two thousand Yaoi brother tribute videos and matches. He clicks on one of the tribute videos and is instantly met by slow-motion footage of a good-looking teenager with flowing blonde hair, running down the aisle being spanked with Yaoi paddles by the front row.

Pockets Thu May 19, 2011 6:05 pm

Alexis stares at the screen.

Alexis: It's your dad... I saw a picture of him at the estate, it looked just like that....!

She can't hold it in any longer and bursts out laughing.

Alexis: He looks so embarrassed....

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