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Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2

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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:13 pm

Alexis: Exceptions to every rule....

She picks up a banana.


Alexis: And this is my theory going right out the window.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:20 pm

Alex: Ah yes the most stereotypically phallic foodstuff..... how could we forget.....

He looks at the contents of the cart.

.....well..... at least people will just assume we're really healthy and not just complete perverts.....
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:22 pm

Alexis smirks.

Alexis: Of course this is only the first section of the store....
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:29 pm

Alex: Right..... shouldn't speak too soon.....

They move into the dairy aisle. Alex grabs a couple of bottles of milk. He looks at the shelves for a moment, grins and then picks up a can of whipped cream and puts it into the cart.
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:30 pm

Alexis: Is that for the phallic appearance... or is that just for fun?
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:36 pm

He grins wickedly.

Alex: ...... fun.

He holds up the can.


....I don't think even we could suggest that this would........ go anywhere.....
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:39 pm

Alexis looks startled.

Alexis: I didn't mean as far as sticking it anywhere!
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:44 pm

Lexi's exclamation is overheard by a flamboyantly gay couple.

Gay guy 1: Awww..... young love.

Alex chuckles and puts an arm around Lexi's waist.


Alex: Don't worry sweetie..... this is strictly for....... desert.
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:50 pm

Alexis looks over at the gay couple, just then realizing they were right there. Looking back at Alex, she grins.

Alexis: Oh, I have an idea for the "desert" you have in mind.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:51 pm

Alex grins back.

Alex: Oh is that so?
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:53 pm

Alexis just smiles wickedly, and nods.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:02 pm

Alex: mmm.... I think I've really developed a swwet tooth thanks to you.

He kisses her.

..... oh speaking of which.....

They arrive at the drinks aisle and Alex dumps two large cases of Vanilla coke into the cart.
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:04 pm

Alexis smiles.

Alexis: You don't have to get just those you know.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:06 pm

Alex laughs.

Alex: I know sweetie..... this is just the basics..... that will last you about a week and a half.
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:09 pm

Alexis laughs.

Alexis: I know about grocery shopping... I was talking about the Vanilla Coke....
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:10 pm

Alex smirks and looks at Lexi deadpan.

Alex: So was I cutie.
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:21 pm

Alexis smirks back.

Alexis: Have we just gone five whole minutes without thinking dirty?
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:23 pm

Alex: Nope.... I've been picturing you naked the whole time.
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Post  Pockets Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:39 pm

Alexis: Five minutes without innuendo then....
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Post  Cruel Britannia Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:05 pm

Alex: Well.... something tells that's about to end.....

He indicates the aisle they have now reached..... "Meat"
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Post  Pockets Fri Apr 29, 2011 1:09 pm

Alexis smirks

Alexis: Other than references to the length of your sausage and beating the meat, how bad can it be?
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:55 pm

Alex picks up a slab of beef.

Alex: Fine Rump.
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Post  Pockets Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:57 pm

Alexis grins.

Alexis: Thank you....

The grin turns into a very playful smirk.

Alexis: Tame, coming from you.
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Post  Cruel Britannia Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:59 pm

Alex smirks back.

Alex: You got any better ideas what to do with my meat?
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Post  Pockets Fri Apr 29, 2011 8:00 pm

Alexis: None that won't get us kicked out.
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