Re: Oxford University Part 1...

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:52 pm

It is alright my student....this was not your test. You haven't been initiated into the Sith Order yet...but to show such promise so quickly....

Jayden: So....are we alright hon?

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:56 pm

Jessica: Of course. Why wouldn't we be?

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 8:58 pm

Jayden: Good....I don't want you being mad at me. So......what to do about this big chance I have...?

Jillian: EWAN! THERE'S SIXTEEN FORMS OF KNOWN APHRODISIAC IN THIS CAKE! ......cheater...

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:00 pm

Ewan: Did I forget to mention you're eating it in the bath..... with the salts..... and the jets?

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:02 pm

Jessica: It sounded to me like you were already leaning very strongly in the direction of the House of Lords.

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:04 pm

Jayden: Yeah...the more I think about it....the more I think I want that. I've done school already and to get my law degree...

Jillian: THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL YOU'RE GETTING ME IN THERE....OUCH!....OR THERE! Ewan...there are guests in the house......EWAN, STOP SCRATCHING!

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:06 pm

Jessica: Tired of school?

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:07 pm

Scratch Scratch Scratch, Hold up cake.

Ewan: OK.... well this will be in the master bathroom waiting for you.

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:08 pm

Jillian: You're being unfair...gimme my cake!...........EWAN! EWAN!.....Goddamn it.....

Footsteps...

Jillian: Hello McCovey's bakery...?

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:13 pm

Baker: Hello, McCovey's Bakery how can I help you today?

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:14 pm

Jillian: I need pie. Warm, moist, fruit filled pie...with ice cream. My husband's cake loaf is hidden from me and...

Jayden: Um...Jessica...maybe we should go home....

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:15 pm

Jessica is staring at the door, and the conversation beyond it, rather disturbed.

Jessica: Yeah... good idea. Merlin probably wants out by now anyway.

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:16 pm

The Baker sighs.

Baker: Stupid kids with their baked goods as body parts innuendos.

He hangs up.

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:17 pm

Jillian: GODDAMNIT EWAN, YOU PUT HIM ON THE PAYROLL DIDN'T YOU?

She mumbles as she stops loudly to the bathroom...."I'm going to squeeze his cock off for cake...."

Jayden: Yeah....time to go.

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:19 pm

Jessica nods slowly.

Jessica: But how are we getting past that? Certain things I don't want to see....

Cruel Britannia Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:21 pm

Jillian walks into the bathroom to find a candlelit table set up with the cake sitting on it and a comfortable chair waiting for her.

Ewan: Bon Appetit my love.

He walks out to "leave her to it".

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:22 pm

Jillian: OH NO YOU DON'T! COME'ERE!

Jayden: Don't worry...if I know them half as well as I think I do...

Within two minutes...there is sounds of splashing, grinding, cake eating, whirlpool jets and the sound of 'Holy Diver' coming from the bathroom...

Jayden: We have twenty minutes. Let's move...

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:23 pm

Almost as if by teleportation, Jessica is at the front door.

Jessica: Let's go.

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:24 pm

Jayden follows suit, but he just...has to...

Jayden: Goodbye Aunt Jilly....

Jillian: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jayden: ....Oh God...

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:25 pm

Downstairs, Jessica shudders.

Jessica: Come on!

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:28 pm

Jeeves holds the door for Jayden and Jessica, wearing ear plugs...

Jeeves: Have a wonderful day, you two. Your Aunt and Uncle are...

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:29 pm

Jessica: Thank you, Jeeves. We heard.

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:32 pm

Jayden opens the car door for Jessica...and as the two get in the car...

Jillian: Now...that's that's done.....My turn.

Jeeves: Oh God...

Pockets Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:32 pm

Jessica: I feel bad for Jeeves...

Cryonix Fri Jul 08, 2011 9:34 pm

Jayden: He's a good guy. I'm sure he's not phased by...

Ewan: ....................HAHA! THERE!

Jayden:.....things...

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