Re: Oxford University Part 1...

[Cryonix]

Jayden holds Jessica close...

Jayden: No, that would be you honey. Oh...Alex is texting me...

He texts Alex back...

"Didn't expect to hear from you for another week or so...Thanks for the design...and well, if your free...and full of stable fluids, call me later. Some....big things going on here."

[Pockets]

Jessica: Alex? I thought he would be... busy.

[Cryonix]

Jayden: Knowing Alex...he texted me while waiting in line during a victory lap...

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Dude.... on a victory lap..... really don't need to hear about you giving Jessie your "Big Thing"

Ewan emerges with a large slab of cake and fresh coffee.

Ewan: Here you go sweetie.

[Pockets]

Jessica: During a what?

[Cryonix]

Jayden: The horsemen and I have a certain....vernacular we share with each other. We've just...come up with it over the years. A 'victory lap' is...something well...

...you're QUITE familliar with, hon.


One bite.....two bites....MASSSSSSIVE BITE...cake is gone...

Jillian: .......bedroom....now.

[Pockets]

Jessica: Interpret it then... it seems I'm going to have to learn an entirely new dialect at this rate. The horsemen?

[Cryonix]

Jayden: Remember the last time we were here...and you...wanted breakfast after we....?

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: Yes ma'am..... go get ready..... I'll be there in a sec.....

Ewan quickly gets some gatorade and tortilla chips and leaves them on the counter with a note marked Jayden/Jessica.

[Pockets]

Jessica: I remember... and I remember the look on your family's faces when I came downstairs in the morning.

[Cryonix]

Jayden: Exactly. That's a victory lap. We also divide men and women into Jedi and Sith. Um....the evil sith are the women...

[Pockets]

Jessica looks indignant.

Jessica: Why are we the Sith?

[Cryonix]

Jayden: Well, to be honest, I don't know. I think Gabe explained it once as...'Men's intentions are pure. They want pussy. Women are devious, therefore evil. Yet...we still want them.'

[Pockets]

Jessica sits up.

Jessica: You call wanting... "pussy" pure? And how am I devious?

[Cryonix]

Jayden: Oh crap....God Damn it Gabe.....

Jayden sits up and looks at Jessica...

Jayden: I never said those were MY words, or thoughts on the matter, hon.

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan's Jedi-like image appears before Jayden.

Ewan: "I don't buy into that chauvenistic garbage Jess..... That's Gabe's twisted perspective......"

[Pockets]

Jessica lays back down next to Jayden, tracing a line on his arm and looking up at him.

Jessica: Well, what are your thoughts on the matter?

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: IT'S A TRAP!

[Cryonix]

Suddenly a bolt of red lightning hits the image of Ewan, dissolving it. Jillian appears in red...

Jillian: Don't mind him, Jessica. You are learning much, very quickly. Good....

She rubs her hands together...evilly...

Jillian: ....Good. Answer the question Jayden.

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: You may strike me down..... but I shall bake cakes more powerful than you can imagine....

[Cryonix]

Jayden: As...I....was....saying....I...

Jillian: CAKES! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!

Jayden: ...I um...

Jillian: Like um...red velvet with like pecans and such...?

Jayden: What I'm trying to say is...

Jillian: OOOOOOH! NO! BANANNA BUTTERCREAM AND VANILLA!

Jayden: WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!?!?!

[Pockets]

After getting over the surprise of the images, Jessica bursts out laughing.

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan's voice can be heard from downstairs.

Ewan: JILLY! HONEY? I HAVE BUTTERSCOTCH CHOCOLATE FONDANT!

[Cryonix]

Jayden: What I was trying to say before we were....disturbed by sensual cake...was that...You're the only woman I've ever been with...and you seem far from evil to me.

[Pockets]

Jessica stares at the door, then at Jayden, wide-eyed. She smiles at Jayden.

Jessica: Thank you.

Sorry, Jillian... I guess I'm still learning....

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