Re: Colin's Austin,TX pad

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:04 am

Colin:"Uh yeah yeah for sure...do what you gotta do. I'll be by my phone."

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:07 am

About a half hour later, Micah calls back...

Micah: Hey brother. I hope I didn't worry you too much. Did you get my note? I sent that to you like...a month ago...before I knew what this was all about...

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:09 am

Colin:"You...man...you have no idea how glad I am to hear your voice. Uh, yeah I'm looking at the note right now actually. But what happened? Start at the beginning"

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:14 am

Micah: Well...~laughter~...alright Amanda, I'm not going anywhere...

Well, in the beginning it was...hell. I'll admit. He made me...cut my throat to prove my strength. It turns out that...

...my father had...cancer. He tried all he could to 'convert' me to being his evil son...but...the more I saw him wither...the more I felt...sorry for him.

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:18 am

Colin:"You...you cut your throat?"

[i]he looks at the scar on his hand and lightly laughs[/b]

Colin:"Heh well...if that isn't ironic then I don't know what is. So how'd you get away from...everybody? The Age of the Fallen and all the screw jobs? Wait..what happened to your father?"

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:28 am

Micah: Stu...only had six weeks to live when he called Ewan. He wanted so badly to make everyone that ever hurt him suffer...but...in the end...he was just a shell of himself. As he lay dying in my arms...he confessed his love for my mother...and how insane it drove him. He...apologized to both of us and...

...before he died...he actually...told me he loved me.

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:38 am

Colin:"I..wow, I'm honestly not sure what to say to all of that. But...his followers...didn't they try to make you their leader?"

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:42 am

Micah: They did...and I have to admit...I...thought about really doing it for a while. You'd be suprised at all the...hateful things they had ready to assault me with. But as Stu slowly slipped away...they didn't know what to do. They lost thier way. He had...like 300 people under his influence. I...I told them that I would have answers for them...but that they should go back to their lives....

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:44 am

Colin:"Please don't tell me that means three hundred people are going to appear at your door one day.."

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:50 am

Micah: I hope not...that would be awkward with...

He looks at Amanda...

Micah: ...what I plan on doing for quite a while...

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:51 am

Colin:"I get the growing suspicion its not just you on the other end of this convo.."

Cruel Britannia Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:52 am

Amanda can be heard on Micah's end of the line....

Amanda: Did you just refer to me as a "what" ?

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:54 am

Micah: Honey, in a few moments...I doubt you'll be able to walk. Listen Colin, I have some...things that need attending to, but I'll be heading back to Seattle after I'm finished here in Chicago...that is...if Amanda wants to come with me?

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:58 am

If there is an audible version of the 'guy look', and we all know there is, then at this moment Colin is giving it to Micah
he cant help but laugh

Colin:"If Amanda wants to come with you eh? Some how I doubt that's an issue...But yeah, we need a reunion. I'll fly out to seattle as soon as I can. If I don't hear back from you well...glad to hear you're alright"

Cruel Britannia Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:59 am

Amanda: Now you refer to me as a "thing" you sure know how to romance a girl. And of course I'll come with you.... it's gonna be difficult for me to violate you if we're in different cities.

Cryonix Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:00 am

Micah: Always, brother. Hey...saints forever.

The phone hangs up

Jabberwocky Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:05 am

For the first time in over a month, Colin sighs in relief
Colin:...Saints forever
A slender arm wraps around him from behind. He smiles as he feels Amber nuzzle up behind him
Amber:"Everything alright?"
Colin:"...For once...Couldn't be better."

Cryonix Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:46 pm

A taxi pulls up outside of Colin's house. Stepping out of the cab is an old lady...wearing...leather pants and polishing off a bottle of ripple.

Old Lady: This is the last house on the block....I'm sure it's his.... ~burp~....damn, ripple. Shouldn't have finished that bottle of night train either...

Jabberwocky Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:51 pm

Amber:"Uh Colin..some old lady just got out of a taxi...I think she's walking towards the house. Wait...the hell is she wearing?"

Colin looks out the window and almost by instinct shuts the blinds

Colin:"Oh christ...uh...uh....Amber...go into bedroom and don't come out...WAIT...go into the guest room."

Amber: But...

Colin:"I'll explain later..."

Amber gives him a look but finally goes to one of the guest rooms

Cryonix Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:54 pm

The old woman walks up the front steps and looks in the window...she looks once, twice....and then...

Old Woman: Oh...mama...I gotta tinkle.

She walks over to one of the few bushes, lifts her skirt and....well...now the plants are watered...

Old Woman: Oi! ASHLEY...open up. Your 95 year old part time lover is here!

Jabberwocky Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:56 pm

Colin gags at the site of the old lady watering his garden as he peaks from behind the blinds

Colin(muttering to himself quietly):"...Ashley?"

Cryonix Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:57 pm

The Old Woman yells again...

Old Woman: OPEN THE DOOR ASHLEY! THIS PUSSY AIN'T GOING TO PLEASURE ITSSELF AGAIN TODAY!

Jabberwocky Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:00 pm

Colin peaks out again

"Maybe she'll think nobody is home...and just go away...
Wait did she just say...oh I'm gunna be sick.."

Cryonix Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:11 pm

The old woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a couple of...hairpins...

Old Woman: Maybe he locked the door...i'll just let myself in. Wait...wait....perhaps I should finish my other bottle of Schlitz Malt Liquor....

Into her purse again and out comes a 40 ounce malt liquor bottle...

Old Woman: BLUE BULL, NIGGA!

Jabberwocky Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:16 pm

Colin:"What...the...fu-"

he sees movement out of the corner of his eye. Amber walks to the door and with a smile opens the door, after giving Colin a dirty look

Colin:"Wait no!"

Amber opens the door

Amber:"Hello?"

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