Re: Shawn Cortez and Frank Duffy Present...Breaking Kayfabe Part 1

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:34 pm

Jillian: Pfft....so not only are you sending your harpy daughter after my innocent boy. Your old, dirty cunny wants him too?!?!?!

SCANDALOUS!

Pockets Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:36 pm

Moira: 'Ow the 'ell are you getting that? An' old? If I'm old you bloody 'ave cobwebs down there!

Alexis buries her head in her hands.

Alexis: Oh, God....

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:38 pm

Alex: Um.... Lexi..... why are our mothers talking about their vaginas?

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:38 pm

Jillian: BETTER THAN USED DRUNKEN IRISH GREEN CHEESE!

Pockets Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:39 pm

Alexis shakes her head, still buried in her hands.

Alexis: I don't know, I don't want to know... and I really wish they'd stop....

Moira: Oh, you should talk... at least I ain't stuck curry down there!

Jabberwocky Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:41 pm

Colin's face goes a combination of green and red
Ashley:"You wanna get out of 'ere and talk...away from all this?"

Colin:"YES!"

Ashley:"Yeah...some place with less fighting vagina."

Both grab their coats and leave, quickly

Amber:"What the hell is going on?"
Frank:"Damned if I knew.."

Pockets Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:43 pm

Alexis: Leaving might not be a bad idea....

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:45 pm

Jillian: Oh EXCUSE ME COWGIRL! Don't want to throw you off from your lesbian pony express exibition show! Tell me...how easy was it to get comfortable in that big wet spot on the bull before you went full, "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride"?

Pockets Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:47 pm

Moira: Well, at least my wedding didn't involve a goat!

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:48 pm

Alex: That would probably be a good idea love.... I somehow get the feeling the Vagina duologues are about us

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:49 pm

Jillian: FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDN'T INVITE RYAN HALL!

Jabberwocky Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:50 pm

Frank:"Daughter, do me a favor, don't hang around these people to much. Thank you."

Pockets Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:54 pm

Alexis grabs Alex's hand and heads for the door.

Alexis: Yeah, let's go.

Moira: Damnit, Jilly, you win!

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:55 pm

Jillian: Did they leave embarrassed yet? God, Moira...that's taking us longer than usual...

Pockets Sun Feb 06, 2011 3:57 pm

Moira: They're leavin', I think. Two for one though... we got Ashley an' Colin to leave too.

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:01 pm

Jilly: Looks like we still got it, hon.

Pockets Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:04 pm

Moira: Yeah, we do. Sometime we got to get together an' do it in person. Wonder 'ow quick they'd leave then?

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:05 pm

Ewan (on the other end of the line) Um.... guys.... where did they go to?

Pockets Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:06 pm

Moira: Who, our kids? Or Ashley and Colin?

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:07 pm

Jillian: Oh hon, they're fine. I'm glad you're back at the hotel. It seems Amanda was....

...what the hell happened to your hand?

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:09 pm

Ewan: I may or may not have put Alexis in a little chokehold.... and Alex may or may not have broken one hand and dislocated the other shoulder for being disrespectful.

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:11 pm

Jillian: Oh...so you knew you had it coming, then?

Micah: Amanda...I think I'm on my way. I don't know if I'm going to get any service here...Shawn is...well...

Shawn: TAQUITOS!

Micah: ...yeah..

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:15 pm

Amanda: Are you OK? You sound.... confused.....

Cryonix Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:19 pm

Micah: When I pick you up...I have a story to tell you. I'm out the door hon. I'll be at your hotel in like twenty minutes, depending on traffic. Did you want me do come to your room or meet you in the lobby?

Cruel Britannia Sun Feb 06, 2011 4:23 pm

Amanda: I'll meet you in the lobby.... if you come to my room, you may never get to see my bathing suit x.

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