Re: Shawn Cortez and Frank Duffy Present...Breaking Kayfabe Part 1

[Cryonix]

Shawn: Them...I'm talking to Them...those bastards. They've ruined our lives! Look...you can see 'em there...smirking at thier computers...fucking up our karma. I see you Ryan...

...and Jen...and that BASTARD CHRIS! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ISN'T IT?

[Pockets]

Moira backs slowly away from Shawn, looking at him like he lost his mind.

[Cryonix]

Shawn: Don't treat me like I'm crazy, it's the truth. How the hell do you explain us going from pg 13 to rated r over the course of 4 years?

Shawn shakes his head...

Shawn: Wow....a tad bit too much tequila in the taquitos....what the hell was I saying?

[Jabberwocky]

Amber stares at Shawn
Amber:"I....thought I was the only one...who saw...Oh god. Oh and I'll try each flavor of taquito."


The O'Ryan men still say nothing to each other. Its tense, like the both want to say something but neither knows what to say or what will be said back.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex and Alexis walk into the bar, hand in hand. Alex surveys the scene.

"I never, ever thought I'd quote your Father honey but...... awwwwwkwaaaard."

[Pockets]

Alexis: Wow, is everyone here? Mom... what are you doing here?

Moira crosses her arms.

Moira: Checkin' up on my disappearin' daughter is wot.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex subtly puts his arm around Alexis to support her.

[Pockets]

Alexis: Um, yeah... hi mom...

Moira: 'Ello. I got your... birthday card.

Alexis: Ah, yeah, about that....

Moira cuts her off, smiling a little.

Moira: Doesn't seem loik my daughter needed to dress loik she did to get straight to the top... you didn't... did you?

Alexis: No! Eww, mom, I would not do that!

Moira smirks at Alex.

Moira: You wouldn't?

Alexis turns red.

Alexis: Not for my theory, no...

Moira walks straight up to Alex.

Moira: You'd best bey treatin' 'er alroit!

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex clears his throat.

"Um.... hi.... Ms. Crawford..... you know about us then? I'm not really the one who decides if I'm treating Alexis alright. You'd have to ask her about that."

[Pockets]

Alexis smiles.

Alexis: I have no complaints.

Moira nods.

Moira: 'Ow about your parents, Alex?

[Cryonix]

The door to the bar opens and walking in on his cell phone, oblivious to what is going on is Micah St. Clair. He seems to be smiling and orders a milkshake at the bar...

Micah: ....No...no, I said that was alright.....hey, you let me pick the color, Amanda.....~laughter~.....I can't help that......Yes, I'm on my way. Just a quick stop over at the bar for a snack before the long drive to get you and then to the waterpark...

[Cruel Britannia]

"They seem... well to the best of my knowledge. My mother doesn't seem to fond of the idea of me being with your daughter.... but I think I've.... persuaded my dad."

Alex smiles at Alexis

Amanda is on the phone to Micah.

"OK, Micah..... but you better not laugh at my bathing suit if ever want a chance to see me out of it....."

[Cryonix]

Micah: I promise nothing if it has teddy bears on it, Mandy....actually that might be too cute for words...

[Pockets]

Moira looks indignant.

Moira: Wot problem does Jilly 'ave with my daughter? Besides the way she dresses, of course.

Alexis: Mom!

[Cruel Britannia]

Amanda: Teddy Bear fetish..... I knew there was something unusual about you.....

Alex shrugs

Alex: I have no idea..... as far as I know she doesn't even know we're a couple yet..... I had to warn her earlier to be more respectful.... it was so unlike her.

[Cryonix]

Ben walks over, closing his cell phone...

Ben: Damn, Moira, I'm sorry. I've been called away on business. Apparently there is the South Beach Food and Wine festival down in Miami...and I've been asked to be a guest judge for the wine and spirits competition....Would you like to go?

....actually, I was granted a couple of VIP passes...if your daughter and her boyfriend would like to go...?

[Pockets]

Moira: It's up to them... 'old on, I've got to make a phone call.

She takes out her phone and calls Jillian.

Moira: Wot the 'ell problem you got with my daughter, Jilly?

Alexis looks somewhat embarrassed about her mother.

Alexis: Um... well, do you want to go Alex?

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Alexis? Would that be your lovley daughter/harpy that's corrupting my little angel, Alex?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex rubs Alexis back.

Alex: It's your family my love.... so it's your call..... but it might be nice to get away for a few days.... just you and me?

[Pockets]

Moira: Little angel? The way 'e's standin' 'ere lookin' at 'er I would think it's the other way around! Your bloody boy ain't so innocent!

Alexis smiles.

Alexis: I'd like that.

[Cryonix]

Jillian: My little angel is a fine, upstanding young man...with his whole future ahead of him. You are one of my dearest friends, Moira...and you will always be...

...but I know a demonspawn corruptor when I see one...what with her Vanilla coke and carefree attitude. She will poision my son with her succubus ways!

[Pockets]

Moira: So... 'cause my daughter doesn't 'ave a stick up 'er arse, she's a succubus?

[Jabberwocky]

The ice finally breaks
Ashley:"Son."

Colin:"I can't believe you saved the flask."

Ashley:"It's a good flask."

More silence.

Finally Ashley looks over at Moira and Jillian and everybody else

Ashley:"I'M TRYING TO HAVE A TOUCHING REUNION MOMENT HERE WITH ME SON! STICKS OUT OF ASSES NOW...Bloody 'ell...."

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Are you insinuating that my pure, virgin son has place his....

...Oh, God no! That thing probably has teeth down there...what with the mechanical bull riding and the liquor. SHE'S A BUDDING MUTANT, ISN'T SHE?

I for one can be certain that my son's....stick as you so crudely put it...will not be touching any part of your Hellboy-looking-daughter's body.

[Pockets]

Moira: I wasn't talking about Alex's... stick! Ain't you ever 'eard that expression, someone so bloody uproit they must 'ave somethin' stuck up there to keep them so fokin' straight!

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