Re: A very OP Christmas Part 2...

[Cryonix]

Gabe takes Amanda and walks off with her a little ways....

Gabe: You're sweet, Mandy. You really are. They are two guys...who have apparently opinions they want us to know...all the time. You don't mix well with them....don't be around them. We'll have to talk to Unc.

[Cruel Britannia]

Amanda: What the fuck is he going to do? He's spent the last 20 years not doing a fucking thing about it.....

[Pockets]

Nikki slides into the driver's seat, glancing at Ashley. After a moment she smirks.

Nikki: I have to warn you, I'm still getting used to driving on the other side of the road.

[Jabberwocky]

Colin decides a coffee is a much safer idea and heads to the cafeteria, he orders his coffee and takes a sip...immediately regretting not paying the extra for cream and sugar.
He spots Ewan

Colin:"Hey...Um, you alright? You seem...less chipper then most new grandfathers..."

he rubs his neck awkwardly

Colin:"We did something again didn't we?...Sorry I'll just...go."


Ashley:"Thats fine..."

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan's voice is decidedly half-hearted.

Ewan: Don't worry Colin.... I wont say anything.

[Pockets]

Nikki peels out of the parking lot, attracting some attention. She chuckles, glancing at Ashley.

Nikki: Hope you don't mind life on the edge.

Alexis glances at Alex and sighs.

Alexis: Again?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex stomach rumbles..... loudly..... but not in an "I'm hungry" way.

Alex: I would say so....yes.

[Jabberwocky]

Colin looks at Ewan for a moment, then sits down at the same table, across from him

Colin:"Don't worry I'm not going to say anything...Lord knows that I seem to have a way of saying the wrong thing all the time, even when I don't intend to...Found that out to painfully today...If you want to talk about it, I'm willing to listen...and nothing more. I'll keep my mouth shut, and sip my coffee. If you don't want to talk, thats fine. I'll keep my mouth shut, and sip my coffee."

Ashley:"Staying there was going to put a life on the edge.."

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan just stares blankly at the table.

[Pockets]

Nikki: What the hell is it with you two anyway? I mean, I kinda know the stories, but it seems like the Edwards and the O'Ryans are determined to pick fights with each other every chance they get.

Elizabeth, held right against her father, can feel the rumbling and startles awake.

[Jabberwocky]

Colin:"Can I...ask you something Ewan?"


Ashley looks at Nikki
Ashley:"...Did the words I said to Ewan sound like I was picking anything?"

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Shhh shhh it's ok.... daddy's sorry baby......

Ewan: Sure.....

[Pockets]

Nikki: Not you and Ewan... you and Amanda.

Elizabeth whimpers sleepily.

[Jabberwocky]

Colin:"Before...all this happened...you know...with dad and all...what were some of your favorite memories?"

Ashley:"...I didn't want that to happen. What I said to Ewan was true, I do care about her. But I'm also not going to let her anger and "get the final word" attitude get the best of me. Of course, I could burp in her presence and she would go off about how I probably want sympathy for not being able to control myself..."

[Pockets]

Nikki: But why keep putting yourself in situations that'll just screw you... I know, I'm one to talk right? And was it just me or did it almost seem like Amanda was following us around?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Shhhhh..... daddy's right here honey.....it's ok..... go to sleep.

Ewan: Well.... one christmas I got paintball guns for him and Thew Carvell as a joke.... they went through a phase of having shootouts backstage.... it was good fun.... until one day your dad "accidentally" shot Jenny Ignito directly in the clitoris.....

[Jabberwocky]

Ashley:"Putting myself in them? I was sharing my opinion with you, and you alone. She was the one who stuck her nose in it and had to say something, so I explained my opinion...
What I still gets me though isn't that...it's her shoving Ewan like that...I've never seen her show any aggression to anybody in her family. Especially not him."


Colin nearly spits up coffee laughing
Colin:"Why do I get the feeling that sort of thing is right up Jenny's aisle thought?"

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: That was his theory.... apparently not though.... since Jenny decided to return the favour .... waited til he was passed out one night..... she then took a sharpie and drew a swastika on his penis...... as I'm sure you're aware Moira is part Jewish......

[Jabberwocky]

Colin:"...Was she more upset that dad had a swastika on his junk, or that Jenny had been that close to it?"

[Pockets]

Nikki: I dunno...

She turns hard into the Burger King parking lot, barely missing a car going in the opposite direction, who honks madly at her.

Nikki: Here we are.

Reluctantly, Elizabeth's eyes close, and she quickly falls asleep.

[Jabberwocky]

Ashley:"Hey, all in all not bad...I was more scared with Colin driving earlier..."

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: That was the brilliance of her plan...... does he admit to anti-semitism? or does he admit that Jenny had her hands on his shilaleigh?..... I think in the end he came up with some bullshit about how he thought Moira could ahem "beat Naziism" .... yeah.... he didn't get laid for like 3 months.....

[Pockets]

Nikki gets a wicked smile.

Nikki: We must race some time.

[Jabberwocky]

Colin:"So basically what you are saying is he spent three months beating Naziism by himself..."


Ashley:"Oh geeze...Look if you do, don't tell me. And certainly don't tell Moira!"

[Pockets]

Nikki: Why would I?

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