Re: A very OP Christmas Part 1...

[Jabberwocky]

Ashley:"Umm I just became a grandpa...four times over. But thats not why I'm calling."

[Pockets]

Alexis looks back down at the sleeping babies, lightly stroking them again.

Alexis: They are beautiful, aren't they? Can you believe that they are ours?

[Cryonix]

Gabe: Oh, I think so. But knowing you...you'd want to give birth in like zero gravity or something...


Amber: What's going on, Ash?

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex kneels next to Lexi.

Alex: It would seem you are one hell of an oven honey.....

[Pockets]

Nikki: That's an idea... but I don't know if I want parts of my insides floating around as little bloody blobs.

Alexis glances at Alex.

Alexis: I'm just glad they all came out alright.

[Jabberwocky]

Ashley:"To be 'onest, I was going to ask you the same. Whats going on with you and Colin?"

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Better than alright...... of course.... you did take really good care of them..... I know it wasn't easy.....

[Pockets]

Alexis: I didn't have to do much at all, with all that you were caring for me. They were a joint effort all the way through.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex starts gently stroking their heads.

Alex: Well I guess we now understand what the protein cravings were about huh?

[Pockets]

Alexis: And the almost constant kicking...

[Cryonix]

Gabe laughs....and then...

Gabe: ...Nikki...that's gross.

Jillian emerges from having washed and changed into her clothes and throws on her hospital coat...

Jillian: Alex? You need to bring the car around so we can take Lexi and the kids to the hospital.


Amber: To be honest...I don't know. I still am wearing his ring...still staying at his place in Austin. He's just been.....kind of down ever since he blew up at Micah and the Edwards.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex stands up quickly and rushes over to Jillian.

Alex: Huh? What? Why? Is everything OK? Is something wrong?

[Jabberwocky]

Ashley:"And you've tried talking to him I'm certain."

[Pockets]

Nikki: Hence the downside of zero gravity birth...

She looks thoughtful.

Nikki: I wonder if zero gravity conception would be as messy....

Alexis: We have to go to the hospital?

[Cryonix]

Gabe: Now you're talking....

Jillian: Why yes...we do. We have to go and fill out all the official paperwork. They have to be checked out in a clean, sterile environment and monitored for at least 12 hours for the hospital to give the O.K. If we don't do this...DCFS will have legal right to take the children...and I know you don't want that.

[Pockets]

Nikki: Now I know what we're doing on our honeymoon.

Alexis stares at Alex.

Alexis: Let's. Go.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex breathes a sigh of relief.

Alex: Oh.... OK..... you scared the crap out of me mum.....

.....wait.... do we have four car-seats?

[Pockets]

Alexis: Oh... crap... we only have three, don't we?

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Deus Ex Machina. I happen to have purchased another car seat for you....as a christmas gift.

[Pockets]

Alexis looks at Jillian a little oddly.

Alexis: You knew, didn't you?

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Of course I did.

[Pockets]

Alexis: Then why did you tell us we were going to have triplets?

[Cryonix]

Jillian: Actually...if you remember my words. I said 'it LOOKS like triplets,' hon.

[Pockets]

Alexis: Yeah, that first time... but after that, during all the check-ups....

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex runs downstairs and fetches the new "parent-mobile"..... which for some reason looks.....bulkier than most 7 seater vehicles.

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