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Cruel Britannia Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:22 pm
Amanda: My piss..... it makes you stronger......
*blink blink*
.....just kidding......during the whole seven generations thing..... my family's come up with lots of ways of healing injuries quickly..... very quickly.....
*blink blink*
.....just kidding......during the whole seven generations thing..... my family's come up with lots of ways of healing injuries quickly..... very quickly.....
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Jabberwocky Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:28 pm
Colin:"I...see...umm..."
he rubs the back of his neck
"You know those questions that come up that could bite me in the ass?...I've got one."
he rubs the back of his neck
"You know those questions that come up that could bite me in the ass?...I've got one."
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Jabberwocky Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:44 pm
Colin:"Okay...you're family has discovered all these cures for injuries and...whatever else...over seven generations of stuff...so I can't help but wonder why you haven't shared all this with the rest of the world. I mean I know you're family does give a damn about the medical world. Look at Jillian for crying out loud. You know how big a difference things like this could make in the world? How could your family NOT want to produce things like this to benefit more then a small circle of people?"
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Cruel Britannia Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:56 pm
Amanda: We've considered the possibilities of doing so...... but the thing is.... we're not sitting on the cure to Cancer.... or Aids..... it just helps speed up the recovery of broken bones, cuts, bruises etc. So we would perhaps save some people a little discomfort in the short term.... but in the long term we would be putting a lot of damn good doctors, surgeons and nurses out of work and ruining a lot of families who depend on their income......
Much of the time Colin.... a noble ideal is in fact the greater of two evils....
Much of the time Colin.... a noble ideal is in fact the greater of two evils....
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Jabberwocky Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:12 pm
Colin folds his arms, shaking his head
Colin:"Okay, in first world countries that seems logical. But what about third world areas where doctors and other such medical supplies are hard to come by? What about war zones? Natural disasters where theres a sudden influx bigger then the medical care available like during Katrina in New Orleans or in Haiti? This is hardly going to put doctors out of work. People still need bones set and all of that stuff. But damm if it wouldn't help them..."
Colin:"Okay, in first world countries that seems logical. But what about third world areas where doctors and other such medical supplies are hard to come by? What about war zones? Natural disasters where theres a sudden influx bigger then the medical care available like during Katrina in New Orleans or in Haiti? This is hardly going to put doctors out of work. People still need bones set and all of that stuff. But damm if it wouldn't help them..."
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Cruel Britannia Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:48 pm
Amanda: OK...... Thirld World Countries..... the ointment can deal with minor bruising.... but it will not heal cuts, broken bones or sepsis..... in order to heal that the patients must bathe in a solution of our salts and CLEAN water..... that much water could keep a family alive for MONTHS you think it should be wasted healing a broken bone that any witchdoctor could mend with two sticks and a vine?
War Zones and Natural disasters.... on those situations the first priority of a field medic is to treat life threatening injuries.... not broken bones..... broken bones can if neccessary be treated days or even weeks later with little ill effect..... besides..... the salts speed up healing time.... not treatment time.... the bone still needs to be set by someone who knows what they're doing for it to work.
That's ignoring the fact that the salts can only be cultivated in very specific conditions and could never be produced in the quantity needed for a natural diaster.
Look Colin..... I know that we can give the impression of being closed off.....ignorant and uncaring of the outside world.... but that isn't the case. We have looked into the possibilities of using our knowledge to help mankind and found that it would do little good...... we accomplish far more good with the MILLIONS of dollars we contribute each year to the training of doctors in third world countries, red cross relief efforts and medical research into diseases that actually KILL people.... and we have been doing so for as long as the family has had wealth.
It was Edwards funding that helped vaccinate against Tuburculosis, it was Edwards funding that helped vaccinate against Spanish Influenza.... and it is Edwards money that is currently running trials into a new vaccine against Cervical Cancer at the very Hospital my mother is Cheif of Medicine at.....
But you wont see any of the contributions in the press because we make the donations annonymously.....
War Zones and Natural disasters.... on those situations the first priority of a field medic is to treat life threatening injuries.... not broken bones..... broken bones can if neccessary be treated days or even weeks later with little ill effect..... besides..... the salts speed up healing time.... not treatment time.... the bone still needs to be set by someone who knows what they're doing for it to work.
That's ignoring the fact that the salts can only be cultivated in very specific conditions and could never be produced in the quantity needed for a natural diaster.
Look Colin..... I know that we can give the impression of being closed off.....ignorant and uncaring of the outside world.... but that isn't the case. We have looked into the possibilities of using our knowledge to help mankind and found that it would do little good...... we accomplish far more good with the MILLIONS of dollars we contribute each year to the training of doctors in third world countries, red cross relief efforts and medical research into diseases that actually KILL people.... and we have been doing so for as long as the family has had wealth.
It was Edwards funding that helped vaccinate against Tuburculosis, it was Edwards funding that helped vaccinate against Spanish Influenza.... and it is Edwards money that is currently running trials into a new vaccine against Cervical Cancer at the very Hospital my mother is Cheif of Medicine at.....
But you wont see any of the contributions in the press because we make the donations annonymously.....
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Jabberwocky Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:06 pm
Colin:"...Um...alright...Look I was simply wondering...I wasn't accusing your family of anything."
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Cruel Britannia Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:13 pm
Amanda smiles.
Amanda: I know..... you asked.... I answered. Easy huh?
Amanda: I know..... you asked.... I answered. Easy huh?
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Jabberwocky Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:19 pm
Colin:"Sorry if it seems like I'm defensive. I guess with the past...I'm not used to this. It's almost like we are getting along or something...Odd eh?"
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Cruel Britannia Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:22 pm
Amanda: If it helps..... it feels just as weird for me too.....
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Jabberwocky Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:35 pm
Colin:"Heh a little bit...So...what the hell do we do if we aren't at each others throats?"
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Cruel Britannia Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:38 pm
Amanda: Truth be told...... I haven't thought much about it..... beyond buying the babies lots of shit thus becoming "Cool Aunt Mandy"
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Jabberwocky Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:46 pm
Colin:"...The thought of being an uncle still hasn't really sunk in for me yet..."
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Cruel Britannia Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:44 pm
Amanda: I wouldn't worry too much..... I mean.... you know.... we got it easy.... we just gotta be there for the little guys.... it's not like we're going to be up to our eyeballs in stinky diapers and sleepless nights and whatnot.
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Jabberwocky Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:53 pm
Colin:"True...but still its...I don't know...just need to get used to it I guess."
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Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:19 am
Amanda: Colin..... all this worrying you do is going to make you sick one of these days......
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Jabberwocky Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:59 pm
Colin:"...I'm not worrying like that. I figure they might have questions later on in life if I was all "Hey I'm your uncle. I slept with your dad when I was younger."
he laughs
he laughs
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Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:45 pm
Amanda: ...... you slept with Alex?
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Jabberwocky Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:40 pm
Colin shudders
Colin:"Sorry I...meant when you and Micah have kids. Considering he's like a brother to m-wait that almost sounds worse.........I need a smoke..."
Colin:"Sorry I...meant when you and Micah have kids. Considering he's like a brother to m-wait that almost sounds worse.........I need a smoke..."
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Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:18 pm
Amanda: Go ahead..... just wind down the window..... I'm too lazy to clean out ashtrays.
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Jabberwocky Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:20 pm
Colin:"Heh, I thought you're family was never lazy..."
he rolls down the window and lights a smoke
he rolls down the window and lights a smoke
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Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:35 pm
Amanda: I may be an Edwards..... but I like to slob around in my underwear on a Sunday morning just like anybody else.....
She laughs.
She laughs.
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Jabberwocky Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:11 pm
Colin glances from the corner of his eye for a brief second
Colin:"Heh...I see...Alright fair enough."
Colin:"Heh...I see...Alright fair enough."
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Cruel Britannia Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:27 pm
Amanda: I'd like to say I've been to busy to do that..... what with Lexi being pregnant and all...... but Alex seems insistent on taking care of everything personally.
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