Random Preggo Thread.
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Random Preggo Thread.
Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:34 pm
Given that there are already two pregnancies in the works and surely countless more on the way here is the place to explore the weird and wonderful world of pregnancy.
Alex wanders into he and Lexi's bedroom where Lexi is still asleep. He is holding a large glass of milk and a handful of various vitamin suppliments. He perches on the edge of the bed and watches Lexi sleep for a while.
Alex wanders into he and Lexi's bedroom where Lexi is still asleep. He is holding a large glass of milk and a handful of various vitamin suppliments. He perches on the edge of the bed and watches Lexi sleep for a while.
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:46 pm
As Alex is watching, Alexis' sleep becomes restless. She twitches and her face shows the confusion in her dreams.
Alexis: Hmmm...? What do you mean I had... kittens....?
Alexis: Hmmm...? What do you mean I had... kittens....?
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:49 pm
Alex has to screw his face up tightly to stifle a chuckle. Once he regained composure he gently puts his hand on Lexi's shoulder and tries to wake her as gently as possible.
Alex: Lexi...... Lexi...... Sweetie...... you're dreaming again.
Alex: Lexi...... Lexi...... Sweetie...... you're dreaming again.
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:52 pm
It takes a little to get Alexis to wake up. She blinks with confusion at her husband.
Alexis: Where are the kittens?
Alexis: Where are the kittens?
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:55 pm
Alex smiles warmly a gently strokes Lexi's hair.
Alex: You didn't have kittens cutie..... you had another dream.
Alex: You didn't have kittens cutie..... you had another dream.
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:57 pm
Alexis blushes.
Alexis: It was the most vivid dream ever... I was at the hospital and right before you woke me up the nurse said "of course you had kittens, humans don't come in litters".
Alexis: It was the most vivid dream ever... I was at the hospital and right before you woke me up the nurse said "of course you had kittens, humans don't come in litters".
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:59 pm
Alex chuckles.
Alex: Not normally no..... but I guess you must be a real nice place to live huh?
Alex: Not normally no..... but I guess you must be a real nice place to live huh?
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:05 pm
Alexis: Either that or I'm a bachelor pad.
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:11 pm
Alex smiles.
Alex: Perhaps..... but they're Edwards babies..... at least you'd be an extremely stylish bachelor pad....
He holds out the milk and vitamins.
.... time for you four to take your vitamins....
Alex: Perhaps..... but they're Edwards babies..... at least you'd be an extremely stylish bachelor pad....
He holds out the milk and vitamins.
.... time for you four to take your vitamins....
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:16 pm
Alexis struggles to sit up, then suddenly gasps and stares wide-eyed at her slightly rounding abdomen.
Alexis: I think I felt something....
Alexis: I think I felt something....
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:23 pm
Alex puts down what he's holding and places his ear to Lexi's belly.
Alex: Hello? You guys behaving in there?
Alex: Hello? You guys behaving in there?
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:31 pm
Alex recoils, putting his hand to his face, wide eyes and stuttering.
Alex: I..... he.... she..... they...... our babies.
Alex: I..... he.... she..... they...... our babies.
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:35 pm
Alexis squirms uncomfortably.
Alexis: I think they're wrestling already.
Alexis: I think they're wrestling already.
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:37 pm
Alex talks to the belly again.
Alex: Hey now guys.... you're making momma uncomfortable...... there will be plenty of time for that when you come out..... but for now just relax and be good okay?
kick
....don't make me come in there.....
Alex: Hey now guys.... you're making momma uncomfortable...... there will be plenty of time for that when you come out..... but for now just relax and be good okay?
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....don't make me come in there.....
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:40 pm
Alexis laughs.
Alexis: You do realize that it was you going in there that put them there to begin with, right?
Alexis: You do realize that it was you going in there that put them there to begin with, right?
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:43 pm
Alex smirks.
Alex: Oh so that's how it works...... growing up with my parents I always thought it had something to do with cake and socks....
He picks up the milk and vitamins again and hands them to Lexi.
Alex: Oh so that's how it works...... growing up with my parents I always thought it had something to do with cake and socks....
He picks up the milk and vitamins again and hands them to Lexi.
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:45 pm
Alexis: So the cake and socks thing isn't something new?
She takes the vitamins.
She takes the vitamins.
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:48 pm
Alex: Heh..... nope..... as long as I can remember........ I still have no idea what the socks thing is about....... but apparently mum has been obsessed with cake since she was a little girl...... except when she was pregnant.....
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:50 pm
Alex: So..... how about some breakfast?
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Pockets Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:53 pm
Alexis nods, sitting up fully.
Alexis: Yeah! I'm...
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Alexis: ... we're hungry.
Alexis: Yeah! I'm...
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Alexis: ... we're hungry.
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:55 pm
Alex laughs.
Alex: Of course..... so what are the four of you in the mood for this morning?
Alex: Of course..... so what are the four of you in the mood for this morning?
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Cruel Britannia Thu Sep 22, 2011 7:00 pm
Alex nods.
Alex: I'll get right on it..... are you ready to get up? or shall I bring it up to you?
Alex: I'll get right on it..... are you ready to get up? or shall I bring it up to you?
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