Re: Random Preggo Thread.

Cruel Britannia Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:25 pm

Ewan: Had a feeling that would work..... you seem worn out dear..... would you like to get some shut-eye?

Amanda: Now that I can relate to...... if me and Micah eloped my mum would probably send my ass straight to the dungeon....

Alex: Well..... yeah..... thing about saying you love someone is you actually stand to lose something..... especially if you've convinced yourself that you have no chance in hell....

Pockets Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:27 pm

Alexis yawns.

Alexis: But I just woke up....

Cruel Britannia Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:31 pm

Ewan: Horemones do strange things to a woman with babies on board......I remember Jilly used to go from sleepy to nauseous to horny and back to sleepy before breakfast.

He smiles.

Jabberwocky Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:34 pm

Colin:"Speaking of your mom...might I suggest a bigger cake for your wedding?"

Ashley:"...It's no easier if you went through it once before. Trust me."

Cruel Britannia Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:43 pm

Amanda: I'm not sure you have yet grasped the severity of my mother's sickness..... theres is no cake big enough to satisfy Jillian Edwards.

Alex: Well..... I'm certainly glad I won't have to go through that again.... heh one of the perks of our mating system I guess......

Jabberwocky Sat Oct 08, 2011 8:50 pm

Colin:"Heh well perhaps not...but a second cake could offer enough time for everybody to get a piece before she inhales it all."

Ashley:"Well...mating system or not...divorce is one of the 'ardest things I've ever gone through so I hope all the best for you and me daughter. Now come on I'm getting bloody peckish."

Cruel Britannia Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:09 pm

Amanda: Hmmmmn..... May have to have some shady looking dude in a trenchcoat wandering around offering our guests cake, like a sugary drug dealer.

They stop at a metallic purple Nissan Skyline which Amanda unlocks.

...hop in.

Alex pulls up round the back of Moshi Moshi's and he and Ashley walk inside Alex nods to the chef.

Alex: Hey Masato.

Masato: Hey Alex..... Alexis isn't with you today?

Alex: Nah..... she's resting..... my father-in-laws taking me out for lunch.

Masato: Oh that's nice..... just go to your usual table I'll send somebody over.

Alex: Thanks..... hey.... don't suppose you could whip up a bucket of those rib tips Lexi likes for me to take home to her?

Masato: A bucket?

Alex: Yeah..... I think the cravings have started to kick in..... she has a thing for protein.....

Masato: Uh.... sure..... no problem.

Pockets Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:31 pm

Alexis smiles sleepily at Ewan.

Alexis: I'm surprised I haven't driven Alex crazy yet.

Jabberwocky Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:47 pm

Ashley:"...A thing fer protein...Zero double entendre intended there I am sure."

Colin smirks
Colin:"You know...I know a guy with some experience in....nevermind..."
he laughs and hops in the car

Cruel Britannia Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:55 pm

Amanda ponders.

Amanda: Hmmmmn...... hash cake would certainly prove for an entertaining evening...... it's totally legal to drug an entire room full of people right?

Alex: DAMNIT! What is it about this restaurant and innuendo?

Ewan: What makes you say that dear?

Jabberwocky Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:58 pm

Colin:"Hmm...should I be surprised if suddenly you announce the wedding is in Amsterdam?"

Ashley laughs
Ashley:"Something about this place brings that out apparently.."

Cruel Britannia Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:20 pm

Amanda: Most people give out disposable cameras at weddings.... we give out weed and hookers.

She laughs.

Alex leads Ashley over to their table.

Alex: Yeah..... it does seem to effect everyone....

Pockets Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:47 pm

Alexis: Asleep, awake, wanting this, wanting that. I'd drive myself crazy.

Cruel Britannia Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:59 pm

Ewan: I don't think you could drive Alex crazy if you tried....... it's nice to feel needed by the person you love.

Pockets Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:14 pm

Alexis: That is true. He was thrilled when he found out he had to wait on me hand and foot.

Cruel Britannia Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:52 pm

Ewan: Yeah...... I'm not different with his mother heh...

Pockets Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:02 pm

Alexis glances over at Jillian.

Alexis: That bad?

Cryonix Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:05 pm

Jillian: Ewan actually interviewed Jeeves to find out how to be better at it.

Pockets Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:07 pm

Alexis blinks.

Alexis: Wow....

Cryonix Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:08 pm

Jillian: I've got to admit...it was a little weird when Ewan showed up with a brand new butler tux...and white gloves....

....and cake....damn you....

Pockets Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:09 pm

Alexis: Is that where the whole cake thing started?

Cryonix Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:11 pm

Jillian: I believe so. I mean, I've always loved cake...but....after having kids....the craving just...stayed.

Pockets Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:12 pm

Alexis looks dismayed.

Alexis: Am I going to have an unholy desire for bacon for the rest of my life?

Cruel Britannia Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:15 pm

Ewan: I don't think so..... Jilly had many cravings...... only the cake really stuck.....

Cryonix Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:21 pm

Jillian: Yeah...I did. Like olives, cheese and white chocolate mixed in cookies and creme Ice cream. Don't know how the kids survived that one...

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