Re: Edwards Manor, Hinsdale Illinois

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:05 am

Alex: I saw you writing that "Application form" sweetie.

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:07 am

Alexis: That was different....

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:08 am

Alex: Oh how so?

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:11 am

Alexis: It wasn't a t-shirt....

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:13 am

Alex: My T-Shirt isn't a 15 page document......

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:16 am

Alexis: Yeah, but it is more visible.

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:04 am

Alex smirks.....

Alex: You think I'm bad? .... My dad bought Mandy a chastity belt for her 16th birthday......

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:43 am

Alexis laughs.

Alexis: I can see it now, for their first birthday you will buy our daughters diapers that look like chastity belts.

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:45 am

Alex clears his throat.

Alex: Sure..... looks like >.>

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:57 am

Alexis blinks.

Alexis: You've already been looking, haven't you?

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:58 am

Alex: I'm going to have to have them custom made.

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:59 am

Alexis: You do realize whoever makes them for you is going to think you're some sort of pervert.

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:01 am

Alex: No my dear... they are going to think "Guy Incognito" is some kind of pervert.

He laughs.

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:13 am

Alexis: And where exactly are you going to have these chastity diapers delivered?

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:20 am

Alex: Damn I knew there was a flaw in my plan..... that's why you're the brains of the marriage......

He smirks.

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:22 am

Alexis: Really? You weren't going with the whole post office box and prosthetic disguise here?

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:25 am

Alex: Well I was going going to call Lauren and see if she could make me up to look like a small phillipino girl..... but she's away on a mission.....

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:26 am

Alexis: She's been on a lot of missions lately. Does she even know the kids were born?

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:29 am

Alex: Hmmmn.... probably not..... unless Nana told her.....

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:31 am

Alexis: I'm surprised Nana didn't come bursting into the hospital while we were there.

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:34 am

Alex laughs.

Alex: Probably didn't know which Nana to be.....

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:36 am

Alexis: I'm not even sure which Nana she is.

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:37 am

Alex: I'd prefer to think she ISN'T the one who had a death grip on my balls at our wedding......

Pockets Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:41 am

Alexis: I just hope she doesn't feel the need to check that our children are developing correctly.

As if on cue, the boys seem to cover their crotches, and the girls their chests.

Cruel Britannia Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:45 am

Alex: Mommy and daddy will protect you guys from the Nana groping.... or at least.... we'll try......

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