Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: Mahlon stop the car..... I think we'll take our leave of you now.....

He takes Nathalie's hand and leads her out of the car.

..... it's OK sweetie..... she isn't worth it OK? Let me handle it, please.

He looks back in the car glaring at Shelley.

..... you know all these years the excuse you gabe me for not wanting to be with me was that I was your friend...... if that were the case you'd care about my happiness..... clearly you don't.... all you are accomplishing..... is proving that you've been full of shit this whole time.......

..... oh and learn to watch your mouth.... next time I wont stop her kicking your ass.

He slams the door and turns to Nathalie.

..... I'm so sorry about that.....

[Cryonix]

Nathalie wraps her arms around herself....

Nathalie: No...I'm sorry. The last thing I wanted to do was alienate you from your friends...

[Cruel Britannia]

He wraps his arms around Nathalie.

Daniel: Hey.... don't do that.... the guys will be fine..... they like you..... and they..... understand the situation.

.... as far as Shelly goes..... she's a bitch, fuck her...... I've traded up.

[Cryonix]

Nathalie looks up at him, her eyes wavering just a bit...

Nathalie: I know I shouldn't worry, but...this is what happens to me all the time. I...I come on too strong and make life complicated for people. I just found you...I don't want to lose you too.

[Cruel Britannia]

He kisses her softly.

Daniel: I like that you're forward.... it's refreshing..... I hate people who beat around the bush and never talk about really matters to them...... and believe me.... I'm not going anywhere.

[Cryonix]

She smiles at his words...

Nathalie: I'm glad to hear it. So...it doesn't look like Marlon and Johnathan are going anywhere. I guess they're mad at Shelly too...

[Cruel Britannia]

He laughs.

Daniel: As I said..... they understand the situation.

[Cryonix]

Marlon: OI! DANIEL! Let's get going, damnit!

Johnathan: Apparently Shelly won't ride in the car with Nathalie....so um...we kicked my sister out.

Marlon: Nathie! Bring your sweet ass back in my ride!

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: See? They like you already.....

Hey Marlon..... the gesture is appreciated.... but if you comment on my girl's ass again I'll put your dick in a bacon slicer.....

[Cryonix]

Marlon: Wait! I make a comment about ass and I get the slicer...and Johnathan cums his pants twice and nothing?!?!?

Johnathan: That was not my fault. I ....couldn't help myself. It just.....happened.

Marlon: See!

Nathalie: Guys....really...thank you.

Marlon: Meh, Shelly's been pullin' this shit for years. It was bound to fuck her over eventually.

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: I'm putting the cumming down to the initial shock of meeting Nathalie.... but if he does it again I'm rubbing his nose in it..... like the dog that he is.

He chuckles.

[Cryonix]

Marlon: Right, right. So...I officially go on stage in fifteen fuckin' minutes so could we get a fuckin' move on, please?

Nathalie: Alright.

She looks back to Daniel...

Nathalie: Thank you again, hon.

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: For what?

He holds the car door open for Nathalie.

[Cryonix]

Nathalie: Making me feel this happy.

She smiles and gets into the car...

[Cruel Britannia]

He gets in next to her.

Daniel: Well in that case..... I should be thanking you.

[Cryonix]

Nathalie: Me? I've done nothing....

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: You make me happy..... that isn't nothing.

[Cryonix]

Marlon: Yeah, yeah, right, right. I'm hittin' the gas!

Marlon floors it and the car speeds off, getting to the comedy club as quick as possible. He hops out and runs into the club...

Johnathan: Damn, I've never seen him run that fast....

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: ....unless there's fried chicken....... is there fried chicken?

[Cryonix]

Johnathan: Oh...I forgot about that....Yes, there is. After he performs.

Nathalie: ....really?

Johnathan: He worked it out in his contract.

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: He negotiated fried chicken into his contract? If that isn't his opening gag, I'm heckling the shit out of him.

[Cryonix]

The three sit down and order drinks as Marlon comes on to perform. He's actually very funny and receives a nice applause as he leaves the stage. The three have a great time afterwards....

Marlon: .......So, we're leaving the bar and Nathie, I swear to you...I've never seen Daniel so drunk in my life. We leave, right...and he's got this big ass goofy grin on his face.

Johnathan: Still talking about how he kicked that guys ass....

Marlon: Right, right....

Nathalie, who is laying her head on Daniel's shoulder, is laughing up a storm...

Marlon: and he's like, in his drunk voice, "LLL....lissssen mate. I whooped his behind so bad...he thought he was wearin' a dress!" To which I had to tell him. "Dan...he was wearing a dress, he was a tranny."

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: A .....a very muscular tranny.....

[Cryonix]

Nathalie laughs loudly and gives Daniel a kiss on the cheek...

Nathalie: You guys sound like you have the most amazing times....

Marlon: Yeah, we do alright. I've know this kid since we were like what.....6? Johnathan and his sister...'she who will not be named at this time'....came along right before high school.

Nathalie: That's sweet. I've just had Jillian my whole life. We've only really started to get along within the last ten years or so...

Johnathan: Um...Nathalie, I've been meaning to ask you. What's that white rope bracelet around your wrist?

Nathalie: Oh that? Heh...It's my mestre corda for Capoeira.

[Cruel Britannia]

Daniel: Capoeira? ..... Isn't that the martial art the african slaves in Brazil disguised as a game so they could practice without the knowledge of their Portugese masters?

He smiles at the guys.

....oh yeah I forgot to mention..... Nathalie's Brazillian.

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