Re: The Edwards Family's Herfordshire Estate

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:21 pm

Nathalie: Here...give me the phone. I'll answer it...

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:26 pm

Daniel: Heh..... OK......... but I have to hear this.

He answers the phone and puts it on speaker.

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:35 pm

Shelly: Daniel, it's Shelly. Now look, before you say anything...I've thought about this all weekend. That girl you were with...is all wrong for you. I've decided for you. She's all wrong for you. Look at the way she dresses a....and the way she carries herself. Not like a girl you should be with at all! Who talks about Anal in front of your friends like that?

Nathalie: Oh, Shelly is that you? Oh God, girl! I was hoping I'd get to talk to you alone.

Shelly: .....where's Daniel....

Nathalie: Hmm....if I'm looking at it correctly....eating my pussy...but don't let that stop us from talk...............ooooooooooooooh God...........ing...

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:38 pm

Daniel takes Nathalie's hand and covers his mouth with the other to stop from laughing.

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:44 pm

Shelly: My God you're classless...

Nathalie: Well that's a little harsh, don't you think Shelly? I mean I ....hold on.....no Daniel I don't mind a little bit of teeth I....Oh, God...yeah....right there.....Shelly....did you know his .....oh.my.God. I....mmmmmmmm.....anyhow, what was I saying? Oh right. Why don't you like me? It's obvious that Daniel does...and your other friends toooooooooooooooo....mmmmm

Shelly: I don't have to explain myself to you, but Eliza and Julia didn't like you either.

Nathalie: Only because I look better than them.

Shelly: Does your arrogance know no end?

Nathalie: No...not an end...but a climax....can he....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................call you back?

Shelly: I'm coming upstairs.

Nathalie: Really? I let him know then...

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:46 pm

Daniel ends the call and bursts into fits of laughter.

Daniel: Have I ever told you that you're incredible.....?

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:50 pm

Nathalie: Who me? Why?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:53 pm

Daniel: You're fun, spirited, witty...... not to mention unfathomably hot..... I feel sorry for Shelly if her aim is to make me want to stop seeing you.....

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:34 pm

Nathalie: So....you want to make this a...regular thing, then, huh?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:36 pm

Daniel: Of course..... as regular as humanly possible....

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:46 pm

Nathalie: Mmm....good. I'm....very happy with that.

She lays next to him...

Nathalie: I just kind of want to....lay here....is that alright?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:48 pm

He pulls her closer so her head is resting on his chest. He gently kisses the top of her head.

Daniel: That sounds great to me.

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:49 pm

There is a knock on the door....

Johnathan: Alright, David....time to go man. Game day. David....you in there?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:55 pm

Daniel: Heh.... not again...... wait..... David?

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:10 pm

Johnathan: That's right DAVID...I know that Daniel and his girlfriend asked you to watch the apartment last night....so if say....SHELLY was asking me to open the door....I wouldn't be able to....

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:21 pm

Daniel: But surely SHELLY wouldn't do a thing like that...... surely if SHELLY wanted to speak to DANIEL...... she ask to be let in herself like a big girl.....

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:25 pm

Johnathan: My point exactly. I...

Shelly: Daniel I know you're in there....let me in please?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:30 pm

He throws on some pants and answers the door.

Daniel: ...... yes?

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:35 pm

Shelly stands there with Johnathan. Shelly doesn't look amused....

Shelly: Did you forget we had comedy club plans tonight?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:36 pm

Daniel: Yup.

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:39 pm

Shelly exhales loudly....

Shelly: Well, come on then! Marlon goes on at eight. Everyone's waiting...SHE...can stay here.

Nathalie comes walking up behind Daniel wearing her white panties and a short sleeve button down shirt of Daniel's....

Nathalie: Hmmmm?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:41 pm

Daniel: HER name is Nathalie...... and if you so badly require my attendance this evening..... then you'll very politely extend Nathalie an invitation.

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:43 pm

Shelly: Oh for fuck's sake...

Johnathan: Nathalie...would you like to come.......

silence....silence.....

Shelly: OI!

Johnathan: ....er, I mean...with us...?

Cruel Britannia Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:46 pm

Daniel: Well sweetie.... do you want to go out tonight.....? or would you prefer we..... stay in?

Cryonix Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:48 pm

Nathalie: Well....I'm sure we could use the fresh oxygen, hon. Besides...I am going to have to go home tonight. I don't want to keep you from work in the morning.

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