Re: Alex and Alexis's Wedding.... Part 2

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:21 am

Paddy:"Heh that place between busting a guys nose on the shower floor, and sitting alone reading medical books, Kafka, and writing and drawing stuff on a ratty old notepad...Strangely I never sat on my bed and thought 'Hmm...I wonder if this will get me laid one day""

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:29 am

Mercy raises her eyebrows.

Mercy: You were locked up with hundreds of other guys for YEARS..... and you're telling me that getting your dick wet wasn't at the top of your "to-do" list when you got out?

She smirks at him playfully.

.... you know my drummer is gay too.... I could introduce you two.... you'll like him he's real cute....

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:37 am

Paddy:"So what you are suggest is that...a man who spent time in jail and realizes there is a whole big world out there beyond the tip of his dick...can't possibly prefer the company of women?"

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:34 am

Mercy: You do however realise that if you're moving forward than the first part of you to enter the big, wide world IS the tip of your dick.

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:41 am

Paddy smirks
Paddy:"But not the last...and, with that logic...the first part of you to go through this big, wide world is your tits. But I get the feeling there's a wide percentage of this world you would rather have kiss your ass as you walked by. Besides that...it doesn't mean I want to bang everything. You?"

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:01 am

Mercy smirks back.

Mercy: No... I don't want to bang everything..... I'm just aware of how important a healthy sex life is for a person's sanity.

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:03 am

Paddy:"I'm not saying it isn't. Just that it isn't the end all and be all of everything in life."

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:16 am

Mercy lets out a sound that is half-way between a giggle and a sigh.

Mercy: Patrick, Patrick, Patrick...... You're standing here with a not-entirely bad looking woman who is prepared to talk about sex with you..... and you're trying to talk about serious shit like priorities..... you kinda suck at this whole flirting thing you know?

She laughs.

.. Are you always this straight laced?

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:26 am

Paddy:"You know...you are the first person to ever think I might be...Heh um....well we could take the route I took so many times as a youth. We talk and flirt for a bit. Then one of us suggests a walk. That walk ends up in the bathroom where we lock the door and go at it like rabid animals, and then we never see or speak of each other again hoping in three months that we don't run into each other at some event.
Or we fore go all of that for the time being in hopes of something more....meaningful?
Straight laced? No. I'm just at a point in my life where I want a woman who can touch more then my dick, ya know?"

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:47 am

Mercy: Heh..... Paddy..... I don't think you're gay...... It was a joke..... y'know..... jokes?..... fun?...... remember fun? ..... oh and I don't know what kind if girls you've been with in the past..... but I won't be fucking you in the bathroom at my friend's wedding.

Just because you want a meaningful relationship..... doesn't mean you have to take it too seriously..... if you do.... you'll strangle it.

She looks towards Alex and Lexi who are playfully tickling each other.

Look at those two..... you know how I know they're gonna last forever? They don't take themselves seriously. They don't give a crap about family drama, or people mocking how "sweet" they are..... they don't give a shit about how they SHOULD be behaving as a married couple. They just have fun being with each other.

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:03 am

Paddy raises a brow and smirks
Paddy:"Hey that works for them, and if it works for them then by all means all power to them...Even though one hopes they provide insulin shots at the end of the night for everybody."
He looks over at Alex and his niece for a moment
"What a surreal frickin' day..."
He turns back to Mercy
"So I have to wonder...why is somebody like you single? Or should I expect some guy to march up and attempt to claim his territory any moment now?...Oh god, I won't have to fight your seven evil ex's or something will I?"

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:21 am

Mercy: Meh..... you'd be surprised how many guys expect you to be an ultra girly-girl 24-7.... I can't abide that shit. It just aint me. But don't worry about it.... you already jumped to the front of the pack by throwing me a Scott Pilgrim reference.

How about you? .... How come you're going stag to such a ..... lavish occasion?

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:35 am

Paddy looks around
Paddy:"This? Lavish?...And here I thought they cheapened out..."
he smirks
Paddy:"I really got no reason. Just haven't made myself available I suppose."

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:43 am

Mercy smiles.

Mercy: Ah.... now that raises the question.....what made you come say hi to me?

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:23 am

Paddy:"Well...theres something different about you then this lot...Like, I had this feeling you were cut from a different mold. Got me curious..."

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:17 pm

Mercy: I suppose I am...... Guess I never really thought about it. I try not to look for differences.... becauce you'll always find them...... Things tend to go smoother if you try and find similarities.

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:19 pm

Paddy:"Hmm true...So what style music do you play?"

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:29 pm

Mercy: Pretty varied really.... as long as it's on the Rock end of the spectrum.... let's just say once we start playing, the tone of the party will be lowered.... but the energy levels are gonna go up for damn sure. Probably going to stick to covers since it's a wedding.

She laughs.

Got any requests?

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:51 pm

Paddy laughs
Paddy:"Oh I'm sure I could think of some inappropriate ones..."
he ponders for a moment
"What about some Wreckless Eric? Joe Jackson?...Costello?...Hmm...know any The Donnas tunes? Joan Jett? "

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:05 pm

Mercy smirks.

Mercy: Oh I can most definitely accomodate you Mr. O'Ryan.

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:11 pm

Paddy:"Well I can't wait...What uh...what are you doing til then? Or do you need to do a sound check? I hate to hold you up."

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:16 pm

mercy looks at her watch, then looks disappointed.

Mercy: Shit. I gotta go make sure we're good to go...... but um.... maybe we could hook up after.... I mean..... if you want?

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:19 pm

Paddy smiles
Paddy:"I would love to"

Cruel Britannia Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:44 pm

Mercy smiles.

Mercy: Great..... I'll see you then..... but um maybe you should take my number..... you know just in case or whatever.

She hands him a card with her number on and gives him a peck on the cheek before strutting off to get ready.

Jabberwocky Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:49 pm

Paddy stares at Mercy as she walks off. He smiles as he looks at the card.

Colin:"..So?"

Paddy:"Good news."

Colin:"Oh?"

Paddy:"Ya, I'm not going to show you a trick I saw done in prison one time..."

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