Re: Alex and Alexis's Wedding.... Part 2

[Jabberwocky]

Frank nods
Frank:"But enough of that for now."
he smirks nervously

Paddy:"No actually she's my cousin. The father of the bride, Ashley, is my brother."

[Cryonix]

Christina: Oh, darlin'....I'm well over sixty years old. I just...aged well. But you are quite the looker aren't you? Nice to know the brazillian in my grandson served him well....you'll look amazing on a beach in a bathing suit. So tell me...Alexis....has my darlin' grandson been keeping you.....entertained...? I mean...caliente is in our blood...I just need to make sure he's...using it.

Nana turns to look at Colin with a goofy look on her face....

Nana: THIS VODKA TASTES LIKE SOME JAGOFF PISSED IN IT! LOOK, IT'S YELLOW!

Bartender: ....It's mountain dew...

[Jabberwocky]

Colin laughs under his breath
Colin:"Um...Nana, can I take you for a walk outside? I need to talk to you. Privately."

[Cryonix]

Nana: .....so you finally came to take me up on my offer of anal....gotcha...

[Pockets]

Cynthia nods slowly.

Cynthia: So... for now long term plans will stay in the future....

Kat nods.

Kat: It's nice that the whole family can get involved.

Alexis looks a bit overwhelmed by her new grandmother-in-law.

Alexis: He has been... very much keeping me entertained, yeah....

[Cryonix]

Christina hugs Alexis and kisses her on the lips...softly...

Christina: Excellent. That a boy Alex...now, if some handsome young men will escort me to that table...I think I see my son in law over there...

Four waiters...just appear out of nowhere and walk her towards Ewan and Jillian...

[Pockets]

Alexis stares after Christina.

Alexis: What... was... that?

[Jabberwocky]

Colin looks at the bartender who is still in right there, noticing the look on his face. He looks at Nana with the most sincere look he could muster
"...It's a dream come true."
he helps her off the stool
"Come on theres a spot outside."
he looks back with a smirk at the bartender as they walk off

Paddy:"To be honest I've only met her a few times but...she's family. And I know what Ashley's been through the past twenty years. Him...and Raquel."

Frank:"Yeah...as for short term plans...I think we should check that hot tub out."

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex waves to Christina as she leaves.

Alex: Ate logo vovo.

He looks towards Alexis.

....that was my grandma.

Ewan sees Christina approaching.

Ewan: Oh..... hi..... mum.

[Cryonix]

Christina sits in Ewan's lap, grinding a little bit...

Christina: Oh...hi, Ewan....how's your sex life?

Jillian: MOM!

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan looks deeply uncomfortable.

Ewan: Oh..... uh....... you saw that movie too huh?

[Cryonix]

Christina: The Devil Wears Nada....or the Hills have ...mmmm....Thighs....?

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: Oh...... I see..... uh..... a little misunderstanding there...... but to answer your question I have a deeply fulfilling sex life..... thank you for asking.

[Cryonix]

Christina: Oh, well that's wonderful, my son...I'd love to...help improve that...sex life...as deeply...as possible...wouldn't you like that?

Jillian: Damnit mother....get off of him

Christina: I'm getting him off right now, daughter. It'll be a slow...deeply moving process...

[Pockets]

Alexis: Yeah... what did you just say to her?

Cynthia smiles.

Cynthia: That sounds like a very good idea.

She looks a bit amused.

Cynthia: I wonder if anyone has missed us yet.

Kat: Well, I haven't seen much of my brother-in-law either, but we're still family. I suppose I'm closer to the bride through my own brother though.

[Cruel Britannia]

Ewan: That is a very.... generous offer.... but your daughter is the only woman I've ever been with and I'd very much like to keep it that way......

Alex: Hmmmmn? Oh nothing special.... I just said "See you later grandma" in Portugese.

[Pockets]

Alexis looks admiringly at Alex.

Alexis: I didn't know you knew Portuguese.

[Cruel Britannia]

Alex: Ah it's no big deal.... it's my grandma's native tongue so I just kinda picked it up when we went to visit.... or when she came to visit use. Heh and me and my mum used to speak portugese to each other when we wanted some..... privacy.

[Jabberwocky]

Frank:"Meh I'll have to hang around in view for Ambers wedding. I don't mind playing hooky a bit for this one. You...brought a bathing suit right?"
he smirks

Paddy:"Closer to Alexis? How so?"

Meanwhile Colin walks Nana along the pier. He stops suddenly
Colin:"You can drop the batshitcrazy act now. I know you're still an agent."

[Cryonix]

Nana: ....whatever are talking about, my dear?

[Jabberwocky]

Colin sighs
Colin:"...Lauren told me."

[Cryonix]

Nana: .....oh, I see...

[Pockets]

Alexis smiles.

Alexis: If I wanted to talk with my mom without anyone knowing... we'd speak Cockney.

Cynthia eyes Frank, smiling.

Cynthia: Did you?

Kat smiles a little.

Kat: My maiden name is Cryos.

[Jabberwocky]

Colin:"Yeah. Now then, can we talk? Nobody is around."

Frank:"Of course not."
he smiles

Paddy stares at Kat for a moment
Paddy:"...Cryos as in...the man who is marrying my brothers ex-wife?"

[Pockets]

Cynthia grins.

Cynthia: Well then, since neither of us have brought any other clothes, what shall we do?

Kat nods.

Kat: Yes.

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