Re: Alex and Alexis's Wedding.... Part 1

Cryonix Sun May 22, 2011 4:22 pm

Micah: No...just...saying ...hi...You know, I'm going to go in the rear of the boat...just to...avoid any...unplesant...

...I don't want her grabbing my crotch again...no doubt she's doing that to Alex...

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 4:23 pm

Amanda vomits into the lake.

Amanda: Well whatever she's doing..... Alex is not enjoying it.

Cryonix Sun May 22, 2011 4:26 pm

Ben walks out and picks Nana up before she can do anything...indecent...and walks her to her seat...

Ben: With all due respect to the pastor in the room....SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP. Goddamn, woman...

Nana: Don't you talk to me like that! I will...

Ben: Bitch...if you don't shut your mouth...

Nana: ...................yes, daddy...

Ben: Alright. Alex...are you ok?

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 4:27 pm

Alex is pale.

Alex: I think my balls went up inside me......

Cryonix Sun May 22, 2011 4:28 pm

Micah walks into the room with Amanda, helping him up...

Micah: She does that to everyone. Think of it as...Alexis's initiation for you...

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 4:30 pm

Alex looks towards Micah.

Alex: Oh really..... I'll be sure to advise the family to make some.... additions to our initiation..... before you take yours. It was quite effective.

Amanda: I'd better go check on Lexi in case she heard all that.

Amanda walks into Lexi's state room.

Cryonix Sun May 22, 2011 4:33 pm

Micah: Well, in that case...in the spirit of...research...we should have her do it again, right?

Micah smirks and give Alex a playful smack on the shoulder. Nana sits there, staring at Ben with awe....

Nana: ........magical.......blackman.....

Pockets Sun May 22, 2011 4:34 pm

Alexis runs over to Amanda.

Alexis: What is going on out there? Is Alex alright?

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 4:38 pm

Amanda: He's fine..... he's OK...... she just kinda..... pinned him down and stuck her hand in his pant's but he's undamaged.....

Cryonix Sun May 22, 2011 4:40 pm

Micah: Now that you've been....groped properly today. Let's take a walk. I gotta talk to you about something.

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 4:41 pm

Alex: Sure thing. Everything alright?

Pockets Sun May 22, 2011 4:43 pm

Moira: Yep, that sounds about roit.

She notices the looks from those in the room not related to Nana.

Moira: She bloody insists on "sizin' them up" before welcomin' men into the family. Women ain't immune either... we get groped....

Alexis and Nikki shudder.

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 4:45 pm

Amanda chuckles.

Amanda: You think he passed?

Pockets Sun May 22, 2011 4:51 pm

Moira: Ben interrupted it, so 'ard to tell... but the longer she 'olds on, the more she likes... I think Alex was passin' with flyin' colors.

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 4:58 pm

Amanda laughs in the direction of Alexis and starts doing her hair.

Amanda: Your Nana wants your husbands cock.

Pockets Sun May 22, 2011 5:00 pm

Alexis looks sullen.

Alexis: Don't start. She wants Micah's too.

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 5:02 pm

Amanda: Oh don't feel too bad...... you haven't met our grandmother yet......

Pockets Sun May 22, 2011 5:03 pm

Alexis: I've heard about her... she flirts, she doesn't grab.

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 5:05 pm

Amanda looks deadpan.

Amanda: She's still trying to seduce my dad even after 20 years of marriage to her daughter..... oh..... plus she fucked Shawn....... while he was on a date with my mum....

Pockets Sun May 22, 2011 5:06 pm

Alexis turns her head to look at Amanda.

Alexis: Seriously?

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 5:07 pm

Amanda nods.

Amanda: Yeah.... she's brazillian.....

Cryonix Sun May 22, 2011 5:08 pm

A beautiful white limo pulls up to the docks. The driver gets out and opens the back door and out steps a gorgeous dark haired woman. She is in a beautiful sun dress and her smile is very....familliar. She speaks to the driver with a beautiful brazillian accent...

Woman: Mmm....thank you Demarco, hon. Your services will....no longer be required....for right now...

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 5:10 pm

Ewan walks over to the woman and greets her with a hug.

Ewan: Hi mum.... long time no see.

Cryonix Sun May 22, 2011 5:12 pm

Christina De Silva smiles and hugs Ewan....gently...

Christina: Yes...too long. I've been....meaning to thank you for the bass lessons....

Cruel Britannia Sun May 22, 2011 5:16 pm

Ewan caughs.

Ewan: Yes.... well.....no thanks necessary....you're family it was my pleasure. So looking forward to seeing your grandson become a husband?

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