Alex and Alexis's Wedding.... Part 1
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Micah: I do so admire your subtlety, hon.
He gives her a kiss...
Micah: Did you want me to wait and drive you over there or are you going to take one of the coach busses?
He gives her a kiss...
Micah: Did you want me to wait and drive you over there or are you going to take one of the coach busses?
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Amanda: I was just going to get ready there..... I think Nikki and Lexi are having a fit..... so if you're ready to go......
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Micah: Cool. Come on.
The two head down to the rental car and head off to Michigan Ave. Meanwhile....
Jenny: So...you're Moira's grandmother...
Nana: ....I didn't think they still made hoes like you...
The two head down to the rental car and head off to Michigan Ave. Meanwhile....
Jenny: So...you're Moira's grandmother...
Nana: ....I didn't think they still made hoes like you...
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Jessica overhears and looks over.
Jessica: Nana?
Jessica: Nana?
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Nana: Jessica...come over here...look at this. Don't need the Hubble Telescope to see this hoe from a mile away...
Jenny: I'm a happily married woman, damn it!
Nana: YOU CAN'T TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE!...or so they say?
Jenny: Pray tell...who are 'they'?
Nana: You know......thugs.
Jenny: I'm a happily married woman, damn it!
Nana: YOU CAN'T TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSEWIFE!...or so they say?
Jenny: Pray tell...who are 'they'?
Nana: You know......thugs.
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Jessica looks apologetically at Jenny as she walks over.
Jessica: Nana... I believe she may actually be a housewife....
Jessica: Nana... I believe she may actually be a housewife....
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Nana: I know a hoe when I see one. I used to be one!
The pastor looks back at the conversation...
Jenny: You know...you really should not be pushing me like this. Besides...your precious little Moira is dating an African American...so you might want to be...
Nana: MOIRA DOESN'T HAVE THE TITS TO DATE A BLACK MAN!
The pastor looks back at the conversation...
Jenny: You know...you really should not be pushing me like this. Besides...your precious little Moira is dating an African American...so you might want to be...
Nana: MOIRA DOESN'T HAVE THE TITS TO DATE A BLACK MAN!
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Ewan overhears this and drops the straight razor.
Alex: Um..... who the hell is that?
Ewan looks genuinely afraid.
Ewan: .......... Nana.
Alex: Um..... who the hell is that?
Ewan looks genuinely afraid.
Ewan: .......... Nana.
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From the girls' stateroom, Moira's voice can be heard, loud enough to echo.
Moira: WOT!
Moira: WOT!
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Ben just shakes his head...and sighs loudly...
Nana: MORIA...IS THAT YOU? GET UP HERE! THERE IS A REDHEADED HO BITCH YOU'VE GOTTA SEE!
Naomi: Um...Moira...who IS that?
Nana: MORIA...IS THAT YOU? GET UP HERE! THERE IS A REDHEADED HO BITCH YOU'VE GOTTA SEE!
Naomi: Um...Moira...who IS that?
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Ewan finishes up with Alex.
Ewan: I'd better go see what's going on....
Ewan leaves the stateroom and walks up to Jenny and Nana.
.... afternoon ladies.
Ewan: I'd better go see what's going on....
Ewan leaves the stateroom and walks up to Jenny and Nana.
.... afternoon ladies.
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Moira sighs.
Moira: That is my horny, senile grandmother. We call her Nana.
Alexis and Nikki exchange worried glances.
Jessica: Nana, please stop. Um... I'd like to introduce you to Jenny Ignito... Aunt Moira already knows her.
Moira: That is my horny, senile grandmother. We call her Nana.
Alexis and Nikki exchange worried glances.
Jessica: Nana, please stop. Um... I'd like to introduce you to Jenny Ignito... Aunt Moira already knows her.
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Nana: Ewan! You long dicked stud you! God....you still got it. You tired of my Jilly yet...ready to step up to the senior leagues...?
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Ewan: Um..... Hi Nana.... thankyou for the offer..... but no I'm quite happily married.
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Nana: Who said anything about marriage? I just want that....tenderloin in your pants...
Jenny: ...and you call ME a ho...
Nana: YOU ARE A HO...I'm just a tad more subtle...
Jenny: W...what?
Nana: Why are we on this boat anyway? Moria...get out here and get me home. It's senior night at the Gimp Mask.
Jenny: ...and you call ME a ho...
Nana: YOU ARE A HO...I'm just a tad more subtle...
Jenny: W...what?
Nana: Why are we on this boat anyway? Moria...get out here and get me home. It's senior night at the Gimp Mask.
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Ewan: Um Nana.... you're here for the wedding..... your great-granddaughter is getting married today.
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Nana: No...Alexis is like...fuckin' six...
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Ewan: She's 19 Nana.... the same age as my son..... the groom.
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Nana: You....have....a....son? ...and Jilly kept him from me, didn't she? .....I'd so like to meet him.....Ewan....
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Ewan: I see....... well it's bound to happen eventually..... I'll go get him.
Ewan walks back to the stateroom just as Alex finishes getting dressed.
..... Oh..... you're ready..... that's..... good, I guess..... look um..... Nana Crawford wants to..... meet you.
Alex: Lexi's great grandmother? Of course!
Ewan: I'm sorry son.
Alex: For what?
Ewan: You'll see.
Ewan and Alex and walk over to Jenny, Jessica and Nana.
Alex: Hello Mrs. Crawford..... I'm Alex Edwards..... I'm the groom.
Ewan walks back to the stateroom just as Alex finishes getting dressed.
..... Oh..... you're ready..... that's..... good, I guess..... look um..... Nana Crawford wants to..... meet you.
Alex: Lexi's great grandmother? Of course!
Ewan: I'm sorry son.
Alex: For what?
Ewan: You'll see.
Ewan and Alex and walk over to Jenny, Jessica and Nana.
Alex: Hello Mrs. Crawford..... I'm Alex Edwards..... I'm the groom.
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Alexis has to be restrained from leaving the girls' stateroom in a panic.
Moira: Ben... can you please go out there? You're the only person I know who can calm Nana down when she gets 'er 'ooks in someone.
Moira: Ben... can you please go out there? You're the only person I know who can calm Nana down when she gets 'er 'ooks in someone.
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Nana looks him up and down....for a little while...then all of a sudden she jumps at him, knocking him to the floor...
Nana: Christ! He's not breathing! He needs....
Nana unzips his pants and grabs his crotch....
Nana: Heh.....mouth to...mouth....or ass to mouth...whichever orafice I get there first....
Nana: Christ! He's not breathing! He needs....
Nana unzips his pants and grabs his crotch....
Nana: Heh.....mouth to...mouth....or ass to mouth...whichever orafice I get there first....
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Alex: OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!
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Micah's rental car pulls up to the dock just in time to hear Alex scream...
Micah: Oh...Alexis's grandmother is here already...
Micah: Oh...Alexis's grandmother is here already...
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Amanda looks confused.
Amanda: Is she..... killing him?
Amanda: Is she..... killing him?
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