Re: Alexander and Alexis' Apartment - Part 2

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:57 pm

Alex grins at Lexi broadly exposing a mouthful of pearly whites.

Alex: Better?

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:00 pm

Alexis: You're just trying to get on top of me everywhere, aren't you?

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:06 pm

Alex smirks.

Alex: Why? Would you prefer to be on top?

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:42 pm

Alexis: I do that here... and you hit your head... it's really not worth it.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:25 pm

Alex looks confused.

Alex: It isn't?

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:57 pm

Alexis: No, it isn't. I'd much rather have you fully functional for a long time than be on top on potentially dangerously hard ground.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:16 pm

Alex pouts.

Alex: OK.

Alex pulls a peach out of the bag and takes a big bite out of it.

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:23 pm

Alexis: It's not like it's never... just might not be a good idea here....

She looks though the bag and pulls out some grapes.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:39 pm

Alex: I'll hold you to that.....

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:44 pm

Alexis: Oh I have no doubt....

She pops a grape in her mouth.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:49 pm

Alex takes another bite of peach and some juice dribbles down his chin.

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:57 pm

Alexis performs the rather impressive double feat of taking two of the grapes off of their vine using only her lips and tongue while at the same time showing some talent in suppressing her gag reflex.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:03 pm

Alex watches Lexi's feat, then at the peach, then back at Lexi.

Alex: God..... we really are as bad as people say..... even fruit isn't safe.

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:05 pm

Alexis: Well, is there anything we can do and not turn it dirty...? You started it by the way....

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:18 pm

Alex laughs

Alex: Probably..... I just really like eating..... peaches.

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:19 pm

Alexis: The actual fruit... or....

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:29 pm

Alex clears his throat.

Alex: The fruit is OK..... the other is better.

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:32 pm

Alexis giggles.

Alexis: Ok... now... something not dirty.....

Long pause.

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:38 pm

Long pause. Blink. Blink.

Alex: That's kinda like saying "don't think of a pink elephant"

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:07 am

Alexis: So... no matter what we do we're always... at least mentally... back at the apartment.... We're screwed....

A moment, then she starts giggling at the unintended double entendre.

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:28 am

Alex: No come on.... we can beat this.

He pauses..... realises he just said "beat this" but continues anyway. He pulls a couple of sandwiches out of the bag.

....OK.... sandwiches..... can't make anything dirty out of sandwiches.

He throws one to Lexi, but he stares at her as she takes a bite and realises something.

..... oh god I made it dirty..... we shouldn't have got sub-rolls.

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:26 pm

Alexis: It wouldn't have mattered... they've got meat on them anyway. How about the Vanilla Coke? That's not dirty... if you ignore the fact you were able to find the bottles again....

She trails off.

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:24 pm

Alex: Yeah..... I think I'll let that one go..... wouldn't want you..... comparing me to a bottle of Vanilla Coke.

He laughs.

Pockets Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:36 pm

Alexis sticks her tongue out.

Alexis: Why? Afraid?

She reaches back in the bag.

Alexis: There... potato salad... that's safe.

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:46 pm

Alex nods, laughing.

Alex: Of course I'm scared..... I can't match up to a freaking bottle.

He looks at the potato salad and thinks for a moment.

..... good call.... I've got nothing for potato salad... nothing that applies to us anyway.

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