Re: Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

Jabberwocky Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:27 pm

Raquel:"One of each."

Cruel Britannia Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:30 pm

Amanda smirks at Jessica.

Amanda: Still.... not many girls have the balls to speak their mind like that.... hell.... my dad tells me he caught you standing up to a rugby team once...... now we just need to give you the bite to back up your bark.

She winks at her. Then turns back to Jenny.

.....How did you get banned from that many gay bars?

Pockets Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:37 pm

Moira: I was bloody drunk for the lot of them, wasn't I?

Alexis: Well, I'm never going to drink... ever.

Jessica looks at Amanda curiously.

Jessica: What do you mean?

Cruel Britannia Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:42 pm

Amanda: Everyone is a warrior in our family Jessica.... even the women..... hang around the family long enough and I'm sure you'll.... pick up a few things.

Jabberwocky Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:46 pm

Raquel:"Well in the gaybar....we entered Moira in the drag queen pageant...we would have gotten away with it had she lost.."

Pockets Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:50 pm

Jessica: Me, a warrior?

Moira stares at Raquel.

Moira: Wot? You 'ave got to be makin' that up...

Jabberwocky Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:53 pm

Raquel smiles at Moira
Raquel:"I have the pictures to prove it. We applied copious amounts of makeup to your face and gave you a nice wig. You looked drag-tastic."

Cruel Britannia Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:56 pm

Amanda nods.

Amanda: I get the feeling you already are a warrior sweetie.... you just don't realise it yet.

Pockets Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:57 pm

Moira: Why were we in the gay bar to begin with? Were you all passin' as drag queens too?

Jabberwocky Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:03 pm

Raquel:"Because we got kicked out of the lesbian bar, duh. And it was just you...you lush."

Cryonix Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:05 pm

Jenny: Oh right, I remember that now, Quelly! Moira was stone drunk on Three Olives Grape Vodka and we were able to convince the guy at the door that she had a ten inch......heh....

...I think the words Raquel used was 'Big things come in flat chested packages'...

Finally getting out of a cab and walking into Spago's is Amber...

Amber: God, L.A. traffic is fuckin' terrible...

Jabberwocky Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:10 pm

Raquel laughs
Raquel:"What a night that was. Nothing like being chased out by a group of cross dresser..."

she walks over and gives Amber a huge hug

Raquel:"Hey doll"

Cruel Britannia Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:11 pm

Amanda: Aww.... I don't know why you give Moira such a hard time about her breasts.... I mean.... they're not that much smaller than mine.....

Pockets Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:12 pm

Alexis walks up to Amber and hugs her.

Alexis: Help...

Jabberwocky Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:17 pm

Raquel looks over at Amber
Raquel:"Just old friends heckling each other. Her's aren't the biggest out there...however...I saw them in the locker room a few times and....perky, oh yes."

Pockets Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:18 am

Moira stares at Raquel, then smirks.

Moira: So you were checkin' mey out all those times....

Alexis gives Amber a rather helpless look.

Jabberwocky Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:20 am

Raquel:"Well you weren't exactly shy in the locker room...Which did surprise me at first, I'll be honest."

Pockets Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:24 am

Moira: Why? It ain't loik I 'ad anythin' to 'ide. I jus' didn't want to feel that I won matches cause guys loiked starin' at my tits.

Jabberwocky Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:29 am

Raquel:"But women staring wasn't a problem?"
she smirks

Pockets Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:30 am

Moira: In the locker room I wasn't exactly wrestlin'.

Cryonix Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:33 am

Jenny: She says that....then she gets offended when I make a promo with....certain props. Ah well. At least we'll always have that mechanical bull, right Moira?

Pockets Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:35 am

Moira: Wot I meant was in the locker room I didn't give a shite who was lookin'... but I didn't loik people thinkin' that prop was really mey.

Jabberwocky Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:36 am

Raquel:"Out of curiosity Moira, does Ben know of the mechanical bull?"

Cryonix Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:37 am

Jenny: Oh God...that prop was REALLY realistic, wasn't it?

Jillian: Jessica....can I speak with you for a moment?

Pockets Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:40 am

Moira nods at Raquel.

Moira: Your bloody fiance made damn sure of that!

She rolls her eyes as she hears Jenny.

Moira: Unfortunately....

Jessica looks nervous.

Jessica: Yes... what is it?

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