Re: Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:11 pm

Raquel sighs
Raquel:"I swear, I thought he was actually going to jump off that damn bridge for a moment."

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:07 pm

Moira nods.

Moira: So did I.

Alexis: Dare I ask what menu we had been ordering from? I really don't want to eat anything phallic with the name Cortez attached to it.

She suddenly realizes how bad that sounded.

Alexis: Don't say a word.

Jessica glances shyly at Jillian.

Jessica: Would it be bad to say I wouldn't mind so much?

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:15 pm

Raquel mutters to herself, laughing
Raquel:"If had eaten it then I wouldn't have gotten pregnant..."

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:37 pm

Jillian: Why Jessica dear....giving us a little insight to your knightly gentleman, are we?

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:50 pm

Moira smirks at Raquel.

Moira: Loik you ain't done both.

Jessica is bright red again.

Jessica: Insight?

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:05 pm

Raquel smirks back
Raquel:"I may have had my reasons for making sure he ate lots of fruit and drank plenty of pineapple juice. You know, aside from his well being."

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:21 pm

Jillian: Yes...You seem to really enjoy Jayden's...ahem....company.

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:29 pm

Moira keeps a straight face.

Moira: The whole thing seems to have worked out for both of you then...

Alexis notices Amanda isn't saying a word.

Alexis: Um, Mandy... I didn't mean that literally... you can talk....

Jessica smiles.

Jessica: Every way I can... he's very nice....

Nikki snorts and Jessica goes red again.

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:32 pm

Jillian: That's wonderful hon. I'm so glad Jayden is a perfect gentleman. He really takes after his uncle. I do hope he hasn't dissapointed you...in certain other areas either.

She winks at Jessica. Then looks to Nikki...

Jillian: ...and what about you and Gabe?

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:40 pm

Nikki: I'm all moved in to his place. That's about as serious as we've gotten. Mostly we're just living it up.

Alexis looks over, surprised.

Alexis: Since when?

Nikki: Since my dad called him a rapist....

Alexis: What?

Moira starts snickering.

Moira: Well, 'e ain't changed... overreactin' as usual.

Even red faced, Jessica smiles.

Jessica: No disappointment at all.

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:41 pm

Raquel:"Yeah he's...really....a sweet guy."
she grins

Cruel Britannia Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:24 pm

Amanda ignores Raquels.... commentary.

Amanda: Don't worry Lexi..... our menu is 100% penis free..... sorry Jessica.

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:55 pm

Jessica: That's not quite what I meant.

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:57 pm

Jenny: Oh, it's not? Alright then...tell us what you did mean then. How is Jayden....in those...'certain areas'?

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:57 pm

Meanwhile at another table
Woman:"Um yes I believe I'll have the spotted dick.."

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:03 pm

Jessica: As far as the menu, I was making a bit of a joke... perhaps with a little bit of truth. He is certainly nothing to complain about.

An awkward pause.

Jessica: Alright... perhaps that is what I meant... but it would have to be Jayden's of course....

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:04 pm

Jenny: Alright...let me look at you real close here....

Jenny almost stares at Jessica for a full minute...

Jenny: ...Hmm...You like sex in the shower, don't you? Little minx...

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:08 pm

Quelly glance over at Jenny
Raquel:"...There's people who don't like sex in the shower?"

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:08 pm

Behind her, Alexis almost chokes on her food as Jessica attempts not to look uncomfortable.

Jessica: Among other pleasant things it provides more than ample lubrication...

Nikki throws down her fork.

Nikki: I'm done!

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:10 pm

Jenny: Oh, don't worry Alexis...We know you like water too. Lemme guess....whirlpool jets, right?

Jenny looks over at Raquel...

Jenny: It's all preferance honey....just like anal. Isn't that right, Amanda?

Jillian: Oh, come on Jenny....my daughter wouldn't....

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:12 pm

Alexis: How can you tell just by looking at someone?

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:13 pm

Raquel glances at Amanda
Raquel:"Heh..."
she turns to Alexis
"the wisdom of your elders my dear"

Cryonix Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:13 pm

Jenny: Oh it's one of my many, many talent that I have when it comes to women... Wink

Pockets Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:16 pm

Alexis is back to being the wide eyed padawan she was during the hospital Jedi battle.

Alexis: You can tell too, Aunt Quelly?

Jabberwocky Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:19 pm

Raquel:"I havent applied that in a while so I'm a bit rusty...I'm kind of specialized though"

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