Re: Alexis O'Ryan's Bachelorette Party

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:48 pm

Ewan answers the phone.

Ewan: Hello Alexis..... we've been expecting your call.

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:52 pm

Alexis: Oh, have you? Can you put Alex on?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:56 pm

Ewan: Well.... that depends.... what is the call concerning?

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:59 pm

Alexis: Just letting him know that I'm kidnapped, but by Mandy, so I'm alright. Other than the donkey show.

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:03 pm

Ewan: Well.... I suppose one phone call to say goodbye properly wouldn't hurt.....

A collective groan from the boys is heard.

make the most of it son.

Alex: Lexi?

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:05 pm

Alexis: Hey... by the noise in the background, you got kidnapped too, huh?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:10 pm

Alex: They were well prepared.... I had no chance.... I was ambushed, gagged and put on a tour bus...

The donkey brays.

....is that a donkey?

Amanda: LEXI WANTS TO STROKE SENOR PENIS!

Alex: What the hell are you stroking?

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:17 pm

Alexis: Ask Gabe about the donkey... it's his fault. The donkey's name is Senior Penis and I made the mistake of telling your sister that I thought he was a cute donkey and it went downhill from there. I haven't stroked anything. How's it going on your end?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:23 pm

Alex: I'm slightly concerned that just the transportation to the party is more elaborate than I expected the party to be.....

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:25 pm

Alexis: For ten days you had to figure it would be something... i'll be on mine for that long too, apparently. How elaborate is it?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:34 pm

Alex: It's a bus..... a private tour bus, bar, music, cohiba cigars, women dressed in Vanilla Coke outfits..... what you'd expect ftom an event where Gabe and Ben put their heads together..... I'd ask how your transportation was.... but it seems Gabe made some.... alterations....

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:43 pm

Alexis: Yeah, he did... as far as the rest of it, Amanda refuses to tell me. Just that you'll appreciate some of it....

A pause.

Alexis: Women in Vanilla Coke outfits?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:49 pm

Alex: Yeah.... apparently that's an old family tradition too..... pay tribute to the bride.....

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:53 pm

Alexis: Pay tribute, huh?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:57 pm

Alex: Sweetie.... do you trust me?

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:59 pm

Alexis: Of course I do.

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:04 pm

Alex: Good so theres need to worry about me.... you just worry about having a good time....

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:09 pm

Alexis: You too... I'd better say bye, Amanda looks like she's up to something.

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:13 pm

Alex: OK sweetie.... I love you.

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:18 pm

Alexis: I love you too.

She ends the call and looks at Amanda.

Alexis: Not to sound like a whiny little kid... but are we there yet?

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:38 pm

Amanda: We're about to land..... soon as the wheels hit the ground we sprint away from the bestiality. Deal?

Pockets Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:48 pm

Alexis nods.

Alexis: Deal

Cruel Britannia Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:02 pm

The plane lands and as promised Mandy and Lexi sprint off the plane and into the airport terminal.

Cryonix Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:49 am

As they get into the terminal to the baggage claim, another donkey with Alexis's name on it is there waiting for them with a note....

"Figured you'd try to get away...This is Senior Penis's brother...Cockeye. Have fun girls...oh...he does the 'clown car' too. -Gabe"

Pockets Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:54 am

Alexis stares at the new donkey.

Alexis: You have to be kidding me... since when do they allow donkeys in airports anyway?

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