Re: Shawn Cortez and Frank Duffy Present...Breaking Kayfabe - Part 2

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:26 pm

Alex thinks.

Alex: Probably about 6 months ago.... they had a layover at O'Haire on their way to Japan for Pancrase. Why?

Cryonix Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:35 pm

Shawn: Yeah? I just talked to Jayden last week. He told me that he was accepted to M.I.T., Oxford, Northwestern and Harvard. I think he mentioned something about being a Rhodes Scolar also....

...how the hell is he my kid?

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:44 pm

Alex laughs.

Alex: Well.... his father was a multiple time world champion and is now a Michelin starred chef.... I guess overachieveing runs in the family.

He looks to Alexis.

Alex: Which my dad will point out at great length when you come to visit.

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:49 pm

Alexis looks nervous again.

Alexis: Well, i haven't had the chance to yet... other than going for a World Title right after joining a federation....

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 21, 2011 3:55 pm

Alex laughs and hugs her tightly.

Alex: Don't worry about it. He's not judging you on what you've done. He just likes to brag.

Cryonix Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:01 pm

Shawn: Eugh....look if your going to do all that sweet shit, take it over there. I can't be sick at work...

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:04 pm

Alexis chuckles.

Alexis: No pressure at all then.... Hey, Shawn, can you tell me anything about this initiation?

Cryonix Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:06 pm

Shawn: I can't...that would be cheating. I would never tell you to go to the Icebox...EVERY DAY...AND TRAIN FOR SIX HOURS A DAY....EVERYDAY TO GET READY FOR SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW NOTHING ABOUT....OR PREPARE FOR....

...cause well...that would be cheating...and we wouldn't want that...now would we?

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:08 pm

Alexis stares at Shawn.

Alexis: Oh... crap....

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:13 pm

Alex: Like I told my dad Lexi.... you are more than capable. I'm certain you'll do great.

Cryonix Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:19 pm

Shawn: Um....why are you still here? Why aren't you training?

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:22 pm

Alexis is momentarily reassured by Alex's words, but becomes nervous again with Shawn's.

Alexis: Ah... how do I train without looking like I'm training more than usual, since I don't know about anything that would require any extra training?

Cryonix Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:23 pm

Shawn: Heh...good point. I guess you'll just have to work on...

"Guy Look"...

Shawn: ....cardio...

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:34 pm

Alex: Oh there is nothing wrong with Lexi's.... stamina.

He looks at her.

Alex: But you can never do too much..... cardio.

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:37 pm

Alexis looks back at Alex.

Alexis: Time to go home?

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:44 pm

He kisses her very deeply, and slides his hands into her back pockets.

Alex: Do YOU want to go home?

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:49 pm

Alexis giggles.

Alexis: Well, we haven't been back there since we left for Seattle. I think I'm going to look at it a little differently now.

Cruel Britannia Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:51 pm

Alex: Differently? How so?

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:53 pm

Alexis snuggles into Alex.

Alexis: Well, I'll be going back there not just as a friend looking for a place to stay... or just a girlfriend....

Cryonix Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:53 pm

Shawn picks up the selzer gun from behind the bar...

Shawn: If you two don't get the fuck out of here with that lovey dovey crap....

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:54 pm

Alexis looks at Shawn playfully.

Alexis: You really think that is going to help?

Cryonix Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:55 pm

Shawn: Yup...You tend to forget there are three horny lesbians in my bar right now...only one of which that is related to you.

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:56 pm

Alexis: They wouldn't....

Cryonix Mon Feb 21, 2011 4:58 pm

Shawn: HEY JENNY...ALEXIS IS THINKING ABOUT GETTING ALL WET JUST FOR YOU AND GABBY TO....EXPERIANCE. Thoughts?

Jenny: Really? Hmmm....Well, I suppose we could show the girl a thing or two.....or seven...she is rather attractive....

Shawn: I'll give you thirty seconds, Alexis...

Pockets Mon Feb 21, 2011 5:00 pm

Alexis gives Shawn a "I can't believe you just did that" look.

Alexis: You son of a bitch....

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