Re: The Saints' Locker Room

Jabberwocky Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:25 am

"Oh, right. I'm never going to that damn Crab Pot place again.."

Enrich The Experience Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:29 am

Carmella: The whirlpool bathtub is very nice as well Micah...

Cryonix Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:05 pm

Micah: It is a nice place. I think you guys should come on up. But for now...i'm offering drinks. What do you say?

Pockets Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:12 pm

Alexis: It sounds good.

Cruel Britannia Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:13 pm

Alex looks up at Micah.

"I wouldn't say no. It'll give us a chance to talk. About that...... problem you're attempting to ignore."

Cryonix Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:26 pm

Micah looks at Alex with a...smile...

Micah: You and Colin are so concerned about me. Really...I'm fine.

Enrich The Experience Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:33 pm

Carmella: Drinks would be lovely Micah.

Cryonix Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:36 pm

Micah: We are all agreed, then. Come on...a couple of old friends have gone into business together and we got some VIP invites...

Cryonix Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:08 am

Janitor: .............WHEN ARE YOU GUYS COMING BACK! I'M STILL HERE! Colin and Alexis left half open bottles of coke in the lockers!

Cryonix Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:37 pm

Janitor: ....anybody? Um....there's still a vanilla coke here growing legs and a tail....I'm not cleaning that shit up! Hello?

Cryonix Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:25 pm

Janitor: Please...come back. I'm lonely....and Colin's kneepads are starting to look really sexy right about now...

Cryonix Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:21 pm

Janitor: Hey....Jimmi! Yeah...hi....no, it's not the rest of the Saints.....it's um....the Janitor. How are you? How's that homework coming along?.....

....did you know you missed a sex party in seattle? No?......Well, you did......lots of sex....where were you? .......Still driving the car around Texas you were driving like.....9 months ago?

Cryonix Tue Jan 10, 2012 9:03 pm

The janitor has now created shrines to the Saints...out of leftover body hair....

Janitor: Nobody knows....the trouble I've seen....no body knows....but Jesus.....

Jabberwocky Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:59 pm

For the first time in...who knows how long...Colin steps foot in the locker room

Colin:"Now where did I leave that-oh god that smell, what is that?"

He sees the shrine

Colin:".........."

He slowly backs out of the room

Colin:"..................................."

Cryonix Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:10 pm

Janitor: YAMA YAMA YAMA YAMA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAA! YAMA YAMA YAMA YAMA YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMAAAAAAA! YAH...

IT IS ONE OF THE BABIES OF CREATION! COLIN OF THE CIGARETTE SMOKE! I AM YOUR FAITHFUL SAINTS SERVANT....NAMED JANITOR!

Jabberwocky Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:14 pm

Colin:"...I am so going on the patch..."

Cryonix Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:40 pm

Janitor: Do not leave, oh member of the Saints. I have created all of your likenesses out of cream corn and coleslaw while I waited for your return!

Jabberwocky Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:42 pm

Colin:"Thats what that smell is...Wait, how long ago did you make that?"

Cryonix Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:42 pm

Janitor: Last April...give or take the Holy Sex Cacoon....

Jabberwocky Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:46 pm

Colin:"Dear god man, you are a janitor! You aren't supposed to...Wait, how did you know about that?"

Cryonix Thu Jan 12, 2012 5:31 pm

Janitor: ....the corn speaks to me sometimes....

Jabberwocky Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:23 pm

Colin:"...The...corn?"

Cryonix Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:31 pm

Janitor: Yes. It's so gooey and delicious. When I partake of the holy corn...then make sweet love to your blow up doll shrine....I can see how you all are doing. It's....so nice. Did you want to see the quadrouplets made out of old cole slaw and cheese?

Jabberwocky Fri Jan 13, 2012 5:36 pm

Colin recoils in disgust

Colin:"I'm good. I think I'll pass. Really."

Cryonix Fri Jan 13, 2012 6:56 pm

Janitor: I need to be sure about something, Colin. Do you....have dimples on your ass?

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