Re: The Saints' Locker Room

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:20 pm

Alexis: You're the one with the horny clones that look like Pat from SNL!

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:24 pm

Colin:"you think I WANT them here??"

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:24 pm

Jimi: ....and the woman orgy back about sixteen miles that way....don't know why the Lorax was there though...

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:25 pm

Alexis: You're the one who is thinking about them.

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:26 pm

Colin:"...Jimi...what the hell are you supposed to be in all this?...
I know but I don't want to be."

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:27 pm

Jimi: .....be careful...when Colin gets a raging hard on....the road gets bumpy...

Who, me? I'm a figment of all of your imaginations. You honestly thought I existed somewhere? You think a real guy would turn down a three day sex Cacoon for his sister's homework?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:30 pm

Colin:"What the hell are you talking about?"

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:33 pm

The road gets bumpy...

Jimi: Yup...Alexis...

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:34 pm

Alexis stares at Colin.

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:46 pm

Colin:"No the three day sex...?.............Alexis look at the road, you're creeping me out."

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:47 pm

Alexis' voice becomes near monotone.

Alexis: Why does this bother you, Colin?

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:52 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfhWdsmd7IE

Jimi looks around at the ambient music....

Jimi: ....Colin!

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:57 pm

Alexis makes a face.

Alexis: You want me to do what?

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:58 pm

Jimi: .....well, if I'm hearing the music correctly....

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:59 pm

Colin starts to turn the car in the direction of a brick wall. He stops the car, revving the motor hard...

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:00 pm

Jimi: You know...if you kill us...you'll just go deeper into your depraved, sister sexed mind.

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:04 pm

Colin:"You have a better suggestion?"

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:07 pm

Jimi: Well.....you could figure out what this is all about....

...or put it in Alexis's mouth....

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:07 pm

Alexis: NO!

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:13 pm

Colin:"What this is all about is apparently I'm insane..."

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:25 pm

Jimi: You're not insane....you're normal. You just have issues you need to deal with.

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:34 pm

Colin:"Well THESE issues are news to me."

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:42 pm

Jimi: Well yeah....you don't deal well with issues...at all...as you've noticed, I'm sure.

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:45 pm

Colin puts his head on the steering wheel

Colin:"No kidding..."

Cryonix Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:00 am

Jimi: So...? Let's start. Are you in love with....

Alexis? Micah? Amanda? Ewan?

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