Re: The Saints' Locker Room

Jabberwocky Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:03 am

Colin:"Do that again and all you will get is the forward, as a word document in an email attachment."

Cryonix Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:08 am

JanitorPat: What was wrong with that?

Jabberwocky Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:09 am

Colin:"...I left my pet rooster in the car."

Cryonix Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:12 am

JanitorPat: I have one in the office, if that'll help.

Jabberwocky Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:17 am

Colin:"Let me guess...ritual sacrifice?"

Cryonix Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:30 am

JanitorPat: No...more like...practice.

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:08 am

Colin:"...I don't believe it...I just walked into a John Waters film..."

Cryonix Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:21 am

JanitorPat: I can...do the creep too, if that will help...stiffen your emotional tug?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:02 am

Colin:"I'm a little relieved that you picked the mildest possible Waters reference possible..."

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:01 am

JanitorPat: Just for....clarification. Can I make sweaty, jungle sex with you?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:35 pm

Colin:"Tell you what, I have a much better deal for you. Not one, but 2 Edwards at the same time. Twins even; younger then me. You know who."

he winks at the Janitor, then turns away as his eyes shift

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:45 pm

JanitorPat: Hmmm.....interesting....

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 2:55 pm

Colin:"Interesting?"

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:02 pm

JanitorPat: I'm reading something on yahoo about prostate orgasams.........and violent potato rape.

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:11 pm

Colin:"I...uh...I see...So yeah I'm just going to get going now and get umm...what we'll need for this...uh party...If you would be so happy as to get me to the door...."

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:17 pm

JanitorPat: Of course. Come.....hold me close under my costume. They will never see you. Make sure you grab the lever in there for traction!

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:35 pm

Colin considers the window again

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:43 pm

kissyface, kissyface, nipplerub....

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:48 pm

Colin:"...I swear if you try anything..."

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:53 pm

JanitorPat: ....Do I not look like a trustworthy individual?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:43 pm

Colin:"Oh no you...totally do..."

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:01 pm

There is knocking on the door.

Alexis: Colin, you in there? What is going on out here?

Jabberwocky Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:07 pm

Colin:"Alexis?! Alexis run. RUNNNN!!!!!!"

Pockets Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:12 pm

Alexis: Colin? What's wrong?

She tries to open the door. It's locked.

Alexis: Hey! Colin!

Cryonix Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:18 pm

JanitorPat: It's the main character and sex symbol of the story!

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